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Started by CatsUnited, Sep 22, 2018, 05:22:47 PM

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the2000

also news

EPIC GAMER NEWS:
written by Apple the Cat
shef kerbi apple hour, the first really big hit game from shef kerbi game studios, is receiving a port to html5, because "No one uses Flash anymore lol." The port will be made in HTML and Javascript, and the developer only somewhat already wants to die.

LOCAL NEWS REPORTER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS:
written by Apple the Cat
I don't really know. I got nothing.
wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

realicraft

#777
A THING HAPPENS
A thing just happened. We will update you never.

edit: more news

EVERY UPDATE EVER
We at SKNN want to make sure that whenever we say 'we'll update you sometime,' we mean it. Here are some updates of events featured in earlier issues.
Article 4: After the eruption of Mt. Ebbot over 10 months ago, we have determined that the eruption was caused be someone dumping a cheese sandwich into the volcano. The sandwich-dumper has yet to be found.
Article 5: The fight over the vase ended with the vase breaking due to a fly. No-one won.
Article 7: Recent footage shows that the Worp Star crash landed on seemingly nothing. Weird.
Article 12: "Stoify" seems to have disappeared while in the crater. Kerbi has no comment on the matter.
Article 12.5: We have no info about who stole it, but we know why: To feed a monkey.
Article 16: The random rain was caused by someone dumping all that stuff off a cliff.
Article 17β: The astronomers have confirmed that there are no negative effects caused by journeying around the sun.
Article 20: So far, only 28 new laws have been added to the 2019 edition of the Guiness Book of Pop Stahh Laws.
Article 20 again: The imposter turned out to be Lenk from Zuoldah.
Article 22: I won.
Article 24: Canada has successfully been moved to the pacific ocean. Which is not where it belongs.
Article 24b: No, he didn't.
Article 26: The paper fell in a fire and burned.
Article 0: By the way, Keyn DDDD won.

Look what I found on Google! shef-kerbi-news-network.fandom.com Apparently it was made by Crazee Pi.
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Joyous Theta

#778
BREAKING NEWS NOT FOUND
by CrazeePi's Disembodied Voice

Recently, a wave of panic has swept across Dreemlend due to the site for Shef Kerbi News Network having a link on the home page that leads to a 404 page.

"I thought I was going to activity," says one Dreemlender, "but it turns out I was going to activities oh nooo!"

Shef Kerbi has been unable to comment on this due to being too busy eating Chef Boyardee.

Joyous Theta

#779
Quote from: realicraftLook what I found on Google! shef-kerbi-news-network.fandom.com Apparently it was made by Crazee Pi.

oh, i forgot about that.

i need to plan things out better.

Quote from: realicraftArticle 24b: No, he didn't.

who didn't?

SausageMcSauce

Could the SKNN wiki become Kerbipedia?
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

SausageMcSauce

Quote from: CrazeePi
Quote from: realicraftArticle 24b: No, he didn't.

who didn't?

I think by that, they likely mean that Ellon DeGeneres Musk did not adopt Harambe.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

CatsUnited

Quote from: CrazeePiBREAKING NEWS NOT FOUND
by CrazeePi's Disembodied Voice

Recently, a wave of panic has swept across Dreemlend due to the site for Shef Kerbi News Network having a link on the home page that leads to a 404 page.

"I thought I was going to activity," says one Dreemlender, "but it turns out I was going to activities oh nooo!"

Shef Kerbi has been unable to comment on this due to being too busy eating Chef Boyardee.
thank you for website bug reporting

realicraft

hey crazee pi i have a good picture for the wiki
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Joyous Theta

guys i've already given up on the wiki what

realicraft

Quote from: CrazeePiguys i've already given up on the wiki what
oh
can i have it
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Joyous Theta

#786
yes

you should have power to do whatever you want now maybe

it might be better to just make a new wiki though but idk

the2000

#787
Quote from: CrazeePiyes

you should have power to do whatever you want now maybe

it might be better to just make a new wiki though but idk
making a wiki is a good idea in theory but then you realize it would just be us writing about ourselves

edit: i mean unless shef kerbi has epic promotion idea
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<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

realicraft

Quote from: DoubleDenialmaking a wiki is a good idea in theory but then you realize it would just be us writing about ourselves
but what if we had pages for fictional characters (like peta pete) or common topics (like dirty clocks)
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SausageMcSauce

Quote from: realicraft
Quote from: DoubleDenialmaking a wiki is a good idea in theory but then you realize it would just be us writing about ourselves
but what if we had pages for fictional characters (like peta pete) or common topics (like dirty clocks)

I like this idea (although PETA Pete isn't in an issue yet, so I think they should only have a page if they have been in an SKNN issue)
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

the2000

Quote from: realicraft
Quote from: DoubleDenialmaking a wiki is a good idea in theory but then you realize it would just be us writing about ourselves
but what if we had pages for fictional characters (like peta pete) or common topics (like dirty clocks)
but we're still writing about stuff we made
wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

SausageMcSauce

More news:

RARE SPIDER SPECIES EXTINCT

The Cheeseburger Spider has just gone extinct today. after the last one of it was eaten by pigeons. It had been endangered since 1996 (because loads of birds were eating it).
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Blunderbus

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Joyous Theta

#793
I think the real problem is who's going to use it?

Also I don't think characters need an article to go on a wiki.

Also I think we have enough news by now more ads would be fine though maybe I'll make one later.

realicraft

We could have an article of miscellaneous characters.

Also, ad for SKNNWiki (make sure it links there):
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CatsUnited

okay well we've got a wiki now I guess

CatsUnited

Issue 28 just went up on the website.

SausageMcSauce

Here's another ad:



And another comic:
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

realicraft

FYI: The wiki isn't meant to be a joke. cough
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Joyous Theta

looks like that was just meant to be a placeholder to me.

realicraft

#800
i c

comic (featuring crossover gag):
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