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Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Started by Seanbobe, Apr 04, 2019, 08:48:11 AM

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realicraft

Phil: *flex tapes self*
Nef: shut up and take my punch
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:P:|:o

Blunderbus

You get topkek
You get topkek
EVERYBODY GETS GRAPEFRUIT TOPKEK
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

redgreenandblue

🌱

Seanbobe

Quote from: realicraftPhil: *flex tapes self*
Nef: shut up and take my punch
Nef Punches Phil Swift.
Nef: Punch: 1d15=4+2(strength)=6
The punch isn't very strong, but it works.
Phil Swift:51/100
Quote from: DaEpikDudeYou get topkek
You get topkek
EVERYBODY GETS GRAPEFRUIT TOPKEK
12345 eats a grapefruit topkek. Somehow, this heals everyone.
Ed:10/20
12345:20/20
Rick:19/20
Nef:20/20
Quote from: redgreenandblue!mfw rick attack phil smith
:|
Rick punches Phil Swift.
Rick: Punch:1d15=15+5(Strength)-2(enemy DEF)=18
It is a powerful punch, only slightly blocked by Phil Swift.
Phil Swift:33/100

Ed punches Phil Swift.
Ed: punch: 1d15=8+3(strength)-2(enemy DEF)=9
Ed's punch is woke, but it does help a bit.
Phil Swift:24/100

Phil Swift uses "That's a lot of damage" on 12345.
Phil Swift: TALOD:1d10=5+7(ATK)=12
12345: Cannot block!
The attack is somewhat effective, but not super effective.
12345:8/20

Phil Swift throws a chainsaw at Rick.
Phil: Chainsaw throw: 1d10=2+7(ATK)=9
Rick: Block: 1d5=3+0(luck)=3
9-3=6
Phil doesn't attack very well, but Rick doesn't block very well.
Rick:13/20

People:
MP:23/50
Ed:
HP:15/20
12345:
HP:8/20

Rick:
HP:13/20
Nef:
HP:20/20
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (3 turns remaining)

Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:24/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
     I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
     That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
     I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)
My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

realicraft

phil: *has low hp*
nef: you wanna bad time?
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Blunderbus

okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these statuses running out are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the rp
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

Seanbobe

Quote from: realicraftphil: *has low hp*
nef: you wanna bad time?
Nef: YWBT?: 1d20=18+5(wisdom)=23

Nef summons a lightning bolt, which its Phil Swift.
Phil Swift:0/100
Phil Swift faints.
Quote from: DaEpikDudeokay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these statuses running out are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the rp
12345: CC:1d20=9+1(wisdom)-2(enemy DEF)=8
     CC :1d20=16+1(wisdom)=17
     Confused! May attack wrong target!
12345 uses a copypasta comment on... uh... nothing.
Fighting 100.
Phil Swift faints and drops a sheet of paper. Oh, and you can now go investigate the green thing behind him.
My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

Seanbobe

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Seanbobe

Rick looks at the paper. It's a map. It's covered in dirt.

The rest of the group looks at the glowing object. It looks small enough to be carried, but not small enough to put in your pocket.
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My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

Seanbobe

My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

realicraft

I take the map and try to brush the dirt off, in a bump-like fashion.

Also, bump.
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Seanbobe

Nef tries to clean the map. It is not very effective. The only other town on the map is due east of the factory.
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My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
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Joyous Theta

Lefty reappears and offers to sell the letter U to the party for...

...one nickle.

Seanbobe

The party doesn't have a nickle.

(Also, remember to only post using memes.)
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My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

realicraft

Alright, let's pretend today is Opposite Day and let's go 'Weast'.
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realicraft

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ewow status: 1a has released yet; voting has ended
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Seanbobe

Nef takes one look at the map and begins walking east. Off the roof of the building. The other characters take the stairs back down.

Nef's health has been halved.
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Seanbobe

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My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
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realicraft

owie
lets continue going weast on opposite day
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Seanbobe

#97
The group continues heading east, carrying the thing with them. Soon they reach a fence. A guy wearing a pink starfish costume is standing next to the fence. Nef walks into the fence and keeps walking into the fence.
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realicraft

it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
ewow status: 1a has released yet; voting has ended
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SuperKamekArea

#99
is the new characters form closed
Name: GarfenBloxxer
Gender: male
Age: 35
Stats: Split 10 points among the following:
Strength: 3.33333...
     Wisdom: 3.33333...
     Luck: 3.33333...
Special skills:
B button: makes a B button that can knock Duo's head
Eye bleach: Heal someone in the team in case of damage
NOSTALGIA: overcome Duo with nostalgia via obsolete stuff, the types of this are:
Types of NOSTALGIA power:

Internet Explorer (any version)
MS-Paint for Windows XP
Dial-up sound
<marquee>
Garfielf
Roblox before 2016
Super Mario 64
Minecraft 1.8
bad HTML
Inventory:
Windows 10 pro
Modem
Garfield
Other:
javascript;void();

Top Secret power:
surreal memes

#2 secret power:
Ctrl + C & Ctrl + V: Copy and paste
My website won't work because the website automatically edits protocols you type (the problem with this shows when your website doesn't support https)
I prefer the radium theme

Switched to google redirect page, seems to work in IE8 on Vista, but not IE6 on XP... at least I made it possible to just click 2 hyperlinks and access my website... for some reason

Seanbobe

...I might restart this in the near future if enough people want me to.
My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404