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My wish is ruined.

Started by Matryoshka, Sep 19, 2012, 06:28:33 AM

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SheenBoy95

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Granted. It'll only take a couple of centuries.


I wish for a Big Mac.

CoolTBGGaming

Granted. It has nothing in it or out of it.

I wish for this wish not to be ruined.
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Blunderbus

Granted, but that kind of ruins the point of the game, doesn't it?


I wish for $1.
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realicraft

You get a penny.
I wish for pokemon to be real
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SheenBoy95

Granted. Only magikarps and metapods exist and you can't evolve them.

I wish I had a cake.

Flowermanvista

Granted. The cake is made of very yummy hydrogen cyanide and pure lead sweetener.

I wish these forums didn't suddenly break and show erroneous post times.
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Blunderbus

Granted, but the 60 second rule permanently becomes the 28330 second rule.

I wish my wifi at home would work.
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1a3c5e7g9i

Granted, your internet doesn't, however.

I wish my scrolling Pygame platformer actually worked!
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Blunderbus

Granted. It works, but it runs at 0.3 FPS.


I wish for
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findanegg

Granted.

I wish for a good MF DOOM song
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solitaire

Granted, but it's 2 seconds long.

I wish for egg






redgreenandblue

Granted. There is nothing inside.

I wish for a good idea for a wish.

awesome-llama

Granted, but you will not be able to use the idea in a wish.

I wish for a box.

Flowermanvista

Granted. The box is so poorly built that it is unable to support its own weight, immediately collapsing in on itself and forming a nice little pile of cardboard on the floor.

I wish the Discord servers I were on were a bit more active, and the times they were active were more convenient for me.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

realicraft

Granted, but you got banned from Discord.

I wish that adding an icon to a mod didn't require integration.
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Blunderbus

Granted. It requires differentiation.

I wish Nintendo would have an email address.
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awesome-llama

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Granted, but the email service is extremely slow, like i mean dial up speeds slow.

I wish for a refrigerator.

Flowermanvista

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ʷᵒʷ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ

Granted. The refrigerator uses banned CFC refrigerants, which means you might go to jail if you ever break the refrigerant lines.

I wish Scratch 3.0 wasn't so glitchy.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

realicraft

Granted. Now your computer is glitchy.

I wish that I could make Terraria mods easily.
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SheenBoy95

Granted. The mod kit crashes every 3 minutes.


I wish to become the most powerful thing in the universe.

Blunderbus

Granted. You accidentally destroy the universe because you're so powerful.

I wish I had fully controllable telekinesis.
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awesome-llama

The telekinesis cannot lift anything heavier than dust particles.

I wish for a lightbulb

TheLetterThorn

Granted, but it burns out as soon as you put it it.

I wish for willpower.
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Blunderbus

Granted. You gain +1 willpower, in some arbitrary unit, and all it does is reduce the damage you take by 1, again in some arbitrary unit.

I wish there was more reason to be excited for Pokémon gen VIII.
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Flowermanvista

Granted. It's the last Pokémon game that will ever be made.

I wish I could accrue useful knowledge (taxes, budgeting, practical law, etc.) and skills (DIY repairs, social interaction, job skills, etc.) without ever having to put in the effort of learning and practicing.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.