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2006 bizarre Wii safety tips

Started by PrincessPandaTBG, Apr 14, 2017, 08:21:42 AM

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Seam49

8/10

Do not try to put scratch on your wifi with a dodgy Internet site.

solitaire

that's not wii/10

Don't link a IPhone to the Wii. It will get a virus.






Seam49

5/10

Do not attempt to use your wii as a boxing opponent, you will win.

solitaire

something/10

Don't give your Wii Airpods.






Seam49

8/10

Your wii is not a pot, pasta will cook in it, but the wii will also cook.

solitaire

9.857/10

Don't feed cream puffs to your Wii.






Seam49

8/10

A small pizza is not an alternate for a disk.

NasomiXIV

prizza/10

108. Do not try to play against it. It has no hands and will not be able to grip the controller.
WARNING: I am insane.
They say games are a product, rather than a service. Certainly a nice thought, however this is more fiction than truth.
Each and every day, new games are created, with most being infested with microtransactions, paid expansions, and subscription services, bogging down (or blocking off entirely) the user experience until they cough up their life savings, even after having already purchased the game. However, we as fans have remedied the problems that plague modern games through modifications and fan servers. There is, however, one last game to fix.

This is why I have changed my name. To spread awareness of what must be done. What we want. We want...NasomiXIV.

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Pikachu took a vacation.

Seam49

.7/10

Your wifi is not a time machine, don't try putting a dog into it.

Tymewalk

???/10

Don't try to send your Wii to space. Even if playing Super Mario Galaxy up there would be cool, it probably won't work.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

Seam49

67890/70000

Do not attempt to reach into the tv to strangle a wii character.

Tymewalk

10/10 played some boss fights that would make me wanna do that

Do not play Action Girlz Racing.

Just don't. Don't put your Wii through that.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

SheenBoy95

10.5/10


do not let your Wii be within 500 miles of a PlayStation.

Prism

11/10

No, your Wii cannot play the saxophone. Stop putting reeds in the disk slot.
she/her | hyper-obsessed Pokémon fan | Necrozma and Zoroark my beloveds

join Fragmented Future to forget that fairy types are immune to dragon-type moves

Seam49

9/10

Your broken wii cannot be fixed by dumping water on it.

solitaire

4/10

Don't insert an ice cream sandwich into the Wiimote's plugin slot.






Hollyleaf

9/10

Rock Candy™ Wiimotes are NOT candy. Do NOT eat a Rock Candy™ Wiimote.
mmmmmmmm i don't use this account anymore so oof, pls see @Squirrelflight instead

solitaire

12/10

Don't inject measles into the Wii Wheel.






solitaire







Ryrie36

Quote from: solitarebump
0/10


Do not put your Nintendo Switch into your Wii.

SheenBoy95

9.5/10

do not delete eteled or face the consequences.

Prism

she/her | hyper-obsessed Pokémon fan | Necrozma and Zoroark my beloveds

join Fragmented Future to forget that fairy types are immune to dragon-type moves

Ryrie36

8/10


Do not try to feed your Wii to your Xbox 360. It's inhumane.

Prism

100/10

Don't connect a Dualshock 4 to the Wii. The Wii will try to destroy the poor thing.

Same with any non-Nintendo controller. I see you trying to plug in your Xbox controller.
she/her | hyper-obsessed Pokémon fan | Necrozma and Zoroark my beloveds

join Fragmented Future to forget that fairy types are immune to dragon-type moves

Ryrie36

8/10


Do not make your Wii pregnant.