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There is no vase to damage. I went back in time and erased the entire concept of vases, thereby making it impossible for harm to come to the vase

Technically, that also means you can't save it, so you can count it as destroyed.

I fix all this vase time travel nonsense and run away with the vase.

into a bottomless pit of doom

However, since it's bottomless, neither GSF or the vase hit the ground and die/break. The vase is absolutely fine, and it will be forever since it's bottomless.

a portal appears, transporting the vase above a pool of boiling lava

I throw a splash potion of fire resistance onto the vase and then pull it out with a fishing rod.

A Steve takes the vase and pours milk on it then makes a fireplace to cook vase.

I throw water over the fireplace and put a pillow under the vase.

Vase used Full Counter, not just "Counter".

The damage is reflected at Gallade, and due to Gallade's lowered Defense he is defeated.

irrelevant

As punishment for not realising that there was another page, I take the vase from you, away somewhere safer than here.

I throw lava over the area the vase it to be taken to.

RangeError: Lava is not supposed to be near vase.

The lava flies back towards you, scorching your "FREE PIG SOOP!" . The vase is currently safe, and DaEpikDude realizes that he punished someone for trying to save the vase. :p

After realising that, I decide that now I should probably break the vase. I put it down on the ground and start jumping on it.

I push you away before you can jump on the vase.

I jump on top of you, causing all three of us to fall towards the vase.

Towards, not on. The vase stays safe as the three of you look ridiculous falling over each other.

Due to some random magnets, the vase is pulled towards you, about to be shattered.

The magnets fail just as the vase starts moving.

Into the mouth of a hideous beast.

The hideous beast becomes the protector of the vase, transferring it between its four stomachs as needed to avoid digestion of the vase.

It starts to digest the vase.

So it transfers it to a different stomach where it doesn't get digested.

The beast gets killed.

Whatever is used to kill it goes to the vase.