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#726 2019-May-11  04:03:41

Alex The JPEG
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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

I inject a virus into VASEFINDINGROCKET.EXE and the payload destroys it instantly.


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#727 2019-May-11  06:42:56

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

It, in this case, means the vase.


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#728 2019-May-11  10:24:45

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

I come in and fire a barrage of base finding bullets with a mech suit at the vase.


dont tell the globglogabgalab i used up all his yeast

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#729 2019-May-11  11:02:45

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

I fire an RPG launcher at the vase because I'm angry that @SheenBoy95 messed up the order.

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#730 2019-May-16  11:31:22

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

I teleport the vase into my hands right before the rocket hits it.


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#731 2019-May-16  15:29:39

SheenBoy95
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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

i yeet the vase out of epik's hands and it gets flung into space and crash lands on titan, where that fight scene from infinty war is currently taking place. thanos gets ahold of the vase and uses it like a club.

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dont tell the globglogabgalab i used up all his yeast

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#732 2019-May-16  17:15:27

Defure
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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

Doctor Strange uses the time stone and sends the vase back.


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#733 2019-May-16  18:21:40

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

Back to my hands. I throw it full-force onto the floor.


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#734 2019-May-16  23:58:19

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

I use the full force to pull the vase away from the floor.


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#735 2019-May-22  11:07:56

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

And into the ceiling.


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#736 2019-May-23  07:01:14

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

And the ceiling is a mattress and the mattress steals the vase


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#737 2019-May-23  08:31:25

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

I steal the vase back and hit it with a hammer.

(Fun fact: as of this post this entire series of events has taken place in 2014)

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#738 2019-Jun-01  19:54:55

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

An imaginary hammer.


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#739 2019-Jun-01  22:25:41

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

But your mind makes it real. Like the Matrix.


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#740 2019-Jun-02  05:06:37

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

But it's just a toy hammer.

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#741 2019-Jun-02  05:23:09

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

I take out a real hammer.


i'll put something here soon I promise

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#742 2019-Jun-02  11:01:40

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

I grab your hammer and use it to put in the last nails of the protective box I've made around the vase.


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#743 2019-Jun-02  14:59:43

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

I get a "slightly" bigger hammer:

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i'll put something here soon I promise

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux.

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#744 2019-Jun-02  16:11:06

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

However, it's too big for you to swing it.


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#745 2019-Jun-02  17:30:02

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#746 2019-Jun-02  23:10:28

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

That doesn't change the fact that you can't swing the hammer.

I grab the vase and run away.

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#747 2019-Jun-03  01:12:51

Flowermanvista
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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

And right into that conveniently placed hammer that you didn't see, causing you to drop the vase.


i'll put something here soon I promise

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux.

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#748 2019-Jun-03  13:43:44

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#749 2019-Jun-03  15:44:00

SheenBoy95
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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

That was actually an alien ready to swallow the vase whole.


dont tell the globglogabgalab i used up all his yeast

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#750 2019-Jun-03  16:01:39

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Re: Destroy/Save The Vase

But it’s mouth is too small, so the vase just bounces off it’s face and I catch it.

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