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#76 2019-May-16  09:51:48

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Phil: *flex tapes self*
Nef: shut up and take my punch


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#77 2019-May-16  09:57:16

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

You get topkek
You get topkek
EVERYBODY GETS GRAPEFRUIT TOPKEK


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#78 2019-May-17  02:35:06

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

!mfw rick attack phil smith
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#79 2019-May-17  09:11:45

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

realicraft wrote:

Phil: *flex tapes self*
Nef: shut up and take my punch

Nef Punches Phil Swift.
Nef: Punch: 1d15=4+2(strength)=6
The punch isn't very strong, but it works.
Phil Swift:51/100

DaEpikDude wrote:

You get topkek
You get topkek
EVERYBODY GETS GRAPEFRUIT TOPKEK

12345 eats a grapefruit topkek. Somehow, this heals everyone.
Ed:10/20
12345:20/20
Rick:19/20
Nef:20/20

redgreenandblue wrote:

!mfw rick attack phil smith
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Rick punches Phil Swift.
Rick: Punch:1d15=15+5(Strength)-2(enemy DEF)=18
It is a powerful punch, only slightly blocked by Phil Swift.
Phil Swift:33/100

Ed punches Phil Swift.
Ed: punch: 1d15=8+3(strength)-2(enemy DEF)=9
Ed's punch is woke, but it does help a bit.
Phil Swift:24/100

Phil Swift uses "That's a lot of damage" on 12345.
Phil Swift: TALOD:1d10=5+7(ATK)=12
12345: Cannot block!
The attack is somewhat effective, but not super effective.
12345:8/20

Phil Swift throws a chainsaw at Rick.
Phil: Chainsaw throw: 1d10=2+7(ATK)=9
Rick: Block: 1d5=3+0(luck)=3
9-3=6
Phil doesn't attack very well, but Rick doesn't block very well.
Rick:13/20

People:
MP:23/50
Ed:
HP:15/20
12345:
HP:8/20

Rick:
HP:13/20
Nef:
HP:20/20
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (3 turns remaining)

Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:24/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
     I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
     That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
     I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)


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#80 2019-May-17  10:13:10

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

phil: *has low hp*
nef: you wanna bad time?


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#81 2019-May-17  19:09:16

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these statuses running out are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the rp


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#82 2019-May-18  10:28:32

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

realicraft wrote:

phil: *has low hp*
nef: you wanna bad time?

Nef: YWBT?: 1d20=18+5(wisdom)=23

Nef summons a lightning bolt, which its Phil Swift.
Phil Swift:0/100
Phil Swift faints.

DaEpikDude wrote:

okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these statuses running out are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the rp

12345: CC:1d20=9+1(wisdom)-2(enemy DEF)=8
     CC :1d20=16+1(wisdom)=17
     Confused! May attack wrong target!
12345 uses a copypasta comment on... uh... nothing.
Fighting 100.
Phil Swift faints and drops a sheet of paper. Oh, and you can now go investigate the green thing behind him.


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#83 2019-May-21  10:42:16

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Bump.


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#84 2019-May-22  11:07:58

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

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#85 2019-May-26  07:58:08

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Rick looks at the paper. It's a map. It's covered in dirt.
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The rest of the group looks at the glowing object. It looks small enough to be carried, but not small enough to put in your pocket.
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#86 2019-May-30  11:01:14

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Bump.


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#87 2019-Aug-07  09:14:00

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

I take the map and try to brush the dirt off, in a bump-like fashion.

Also, bump.


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#88 2019-Aug-07  09:41:16

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Nef tries to clean the map. It is not very effective. The only other town on the map is due east of the factory.


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#89 2019-Aug-07  10:16:40

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Lefty reappears and offers to sell the letter U to the party for...

...one nickle.


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#90 2019-Aug-10  06:28:41

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

The party doesn't have a nickle.

(Also, remember to only post using memes.)


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#91 2019-Aug-10  08:00:29

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Alright, let's pretend today is Opposite Day and let's go 'Weast'.


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#92 2019-Sep-04  14:48:04

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

bump time
come on grab your-


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#93 2019-Sep-05  06:25:37

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Nef takes one look at the map and begins walking east. Off the roof of the building. The other characters take the stairs back down.

Nef's health has been halved.


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#94 2019-Sep-07  08:49:39

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

bump


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#95 2019-Sep-07  11:27:21

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

owie
lets continue going weast on opposite day


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#96 2019-Sep-07  15:09:24

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

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#97 2019-Sep-09  09:46:15

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

The group continues heading east, carrying the thing with them. Soon they reach a fence. A guy wearing a pink starfish costume is standing next to the fence. Nef walks into the fence and keeps walking into the fence.

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#98 2019-Sep-09  12:00:49

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes


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Fighting Simulator 3: Subtitle
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