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#76 2019-May-16  09:51:48

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Phil: *flex tapes self*
Nef: shut up and take my punch

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#77 2019-May-16  09:57:16

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

You get topkek
You get topkek
EVERYBODY GETS GRAPEFRUIT TOPKEK


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#78 2019-May-17  02:35:06

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

!mfw rick attack phil smith
neutral


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#79 2019-May-17  09:11:45

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

realicraft wrote:

Phil: *flex tapes self*
Nef: shut up and take my punch

Nef Punches Phil Swift.
Nef: Punch: 1d15=4+2(strength)=6
The punch isn't very strong, but it works.
Phil Swift:51/100

DaEpikDude wrote:

You get topkek
You get topkek
EVERYBODY GETS GRAPEFRUIT TOPKEK

12345 eats a grapefruit topkek. Somehow, this heals everyone.
Ed:10/20
12345:20/20
Rick:19/20
Nef:20/20

redgreenandblue wrote:

!mfw rick attack phil smith
neutral

Rick punches Phil Swift.
Rick: Punch:1d15=15+5(Strength)-2(enemy DEF)=18
It is a powerful punch, only slightly blocked by Phil Swift.
Phil Swift:33/100

Ed punches Phil Swift.
Ed: punch: 1d15=8+3(strength)-2(enemy DEF)=9
Ed's punch is woke, but it does help a bit.
Phil Swift:24/100

Phil Swift uses "That's a lot of damage" on 12345.
Phil Swift: TALOD:1d10=5+7(ATK)=12
12345: Cannot block!
The attack is somewhat effective, but not super effective.
12345:8/20

Phil Swift throws a chainsaw at Rick.
Phil: Chainsaw throw: 1d10=2+7(ATK)=9
Rick: Block: 1d5=3+0(luck)=3
9-3=6
Phil doesn't attack very well, but Rick doesn't block very well.
Rick:13/20

People:
MP:23/50
Ed:
HP:15/20
12345:
HP:8/20

Rick:
HP:13/20
Nef:
HP:20/20
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (3 turns remaining)

Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:24/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
     I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
     That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
     I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)


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#80 2019-May-17  10:13:10

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

phil: *has low hp*
nef: you wanna bad time?

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#81 2019-May-17  19:09:16

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these statuses running out are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the rp


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#82 2019-May-18  10:28:32

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

realicraft wrote:

phil: *has low hp*
nef: you wanna bad time?

Nef: YWBT?: 1d20=18+5(wisdom)=23

Nef summons a lightning bolt, which its Phil Swift.
Phil Swift:0/100
Phil Swift faints.

DaEpikDude wrote:

okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these statuses running out are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the rp

12345: CC:1d20=9+1(wisdom)-2(enemy DEF)=8
     CC :1d20=16+1(wisdom)=17
     Confused! May attack wrong target!
12345 uses a copypasta comment on... uh... nothing.
Fighting 100.
Phil Swift faints and drops a sheet of paper. Oh, and you can now go investigate the green thing behind him.


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#83 2019-May-21  10:42:16

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Bump.


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#84 2019-May-22  11:07:58

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

paper.png


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#85 2019-May-26  07:58:08

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Rick looks at the paper. It's a map. It's covered in dirt.
Map_1.PNG?width=600&height=449
The rest of the group looks at the glowing object. It looks small enough to be carried, but not small enough to put in your pocket.
glossy-lime-paint-letter-g-uppercase-white-background-d-render-bubble-font-glint-94511270.jpg


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#86 2019-May-30  11:01:14

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Bump.


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My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
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