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Everyone is going to Five Guys cuz we totally want some burgers. Then we'll go back home and do... eh whatever I guess. Or get more Five Guys. It's up to us!

Hey, what the heck is a Five Guys and why do we wanna visit them?
Five Guys is a burger chain that sells burgers. They also have fries, BLTs, and milkshakes. (Also since this is the TBGs, they also sell whatever food you want. Do we really consider the consistency of fast food menus that highly on this site?)

They are not a secret council of five people. It's a restaurant. Like In-N-Out if you're lucky enough to have one of those.

Cool, what do I do?
Get some food, sit down, eat, and then maybe go home or do cool stuff in the city.

It's a pretty simple RPG, just mess around and have fun.

Rules
- Follow standard TBG rules.
- Be reasonable. Don't pull nukes out of nowhere.
- Whatever you want to eat, go ahead and buy it. You have enough money for it.
- The staff at Five Guys is just gonna give you what you order. You can be a staff member if you want, but you don't have to speak to the workers and wait for your order if you don't want to.
- Currently, you can have a maximum of three characters at one time. If you'd like another, you'll have to get rid of one you already have. (I might change this depending on how it turns out.)

Character Sheet
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Species:
Appearance:
Other:

Self-inserts are allowed.

Name: Alfonse
Age: 17 I think?
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Appearance: Short Navy blue hair with golden tips/ has a slightly muscular build. Wears white and golden uniform with feathers adorned on the sides.
Other: Has a sword and secretly is a Joestar I swear.

Quote from: Fell RekekkaName: Alfonse
Age: 17 I think?
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Appearance: Short Navy blue hair with golden tips/ has a slightly muscular build. Wears white and golden uniform with feathers adorned on the sides.
Other: Has a sword and secretly is a Joestar I swear.

Sounds good, accepted.

Name: Ryk
Age: 24 (human years)
Gender: Male
Species: Hamster
Appearance: Rick is a round little hamster. He has white fur with small patches of light brown on him. The brown patches are most noticeable on his head and on his back. He has little pink feet and a small, pink, button-shaped nose. (thanks kirby wiki xd)
Other: Associated with Shef Kerbi

Quote from: CatsUnitedName: Ryk
Age: 24 (human years)
Gender: Male
Species: Hamster
Appearance: Rick is a round little hamster. He has white fur with small patches of light brown on him. The brown patches are most noticeable on his head and on his back. He has little pink feet and a small, pink, button-shaped nose. (thanks kirby wiki xd)
Other: Associated with Shef Kerbi

Sounds good, accepted.

why am i bumping rps

Name: Mozilla
Age: Probably like 15 idk
Species: Vulpix
Appearance: Is a Vulpix. (Kantonian, non-shiny)
Other: Explorers of Sky partner. Came here because she heard that there was treasure. Little did she know the treasure is hamburgers.

Quote from: DaEpikDudewhy am i bumping rps

Name: Mozilla
Age: Probably like 15 idk
Species: Vulpix
Appearance: Is a Vulpix. (Kantonian, non-shiny)
Other: Explorers of Sky partner. Came here because she heard that there was treasure. Little did she know the treasure is hamburgers.

Also sounds good, accepted.

Name: Trendy Angst
Age: 17 by now, probably
Gender: F
Species: Human
Appearance:
Other: Is now 17 but still likes the color blue

Name: Pestilence
Age: Like 157
Gender: Female
Species: Human?????
Appearance: Her skin is a greenish gray and she is constantly rotting to the point where she looks like at any given moment she could collapse into a pile of limbs and is constantly surrounded by flies. Her clothes look to be made out of rags, and she keeps her left eye in her pocket because it kept falling out of her head.

Basically like somebody dug up a corpse and let it sit out in the hot sun for a month before they brought it back to life.

Other: One of the four horsemen of the burger joint. She makes sure the restrooms are always disgusting and there's at least one fly buzzing around your ear at all times.

She's full of disease, and just touching her will probably give you fifteen of them. Her diseases and flies act like an extension of her will, allowing her to control them and, say, pick up something with a bunch of flies.

Fun Fact: If you leave your burger on the floor for at least five seconds, she'll eat it.

(i'm assuming we can start now?)

Mozilla walks into the shop, kinda confused.
"Am I looking at this map wrong? This doesn't look like the sort of place you'd find a treasure in..."

(note: despite being a Vulpix, Mozilla can speak English because convenience)

Name: boblin
Age: 3 or 17
Gender: has one
Species: goblin
Appearance: short.
Other: they have never seen a five guys in their life

Quote from: CrazeePiName: Pestilence
Age: Like 157
Gender: Female
Species: Human?????
Appearance: Her skin is a greenish gray and she is constantly rotting to the point where she looks like at any given moment she could collapse into a pile of limbs and is constantly surrounded by flies. Her clothes look to be made out of rags, and she keeps her left eye in her pocket because it kept falling out of her head.

Basically like somebody dug up a corpse and let it sit out in the hot sun for a month before they brought it back to life.

Other: One of the four horsemen of the burger joint. She makes sure the restrooms are always disgusting and there's at least one fly buzzing around your ear at all times.

She's full of disease, and just touching her will probably give you fifteen of them. Her diseases and flies act like an extension of her will, allowing her to control them and, say, pick up something with a bunch of flies.

Fun Fact: If you leave your burger on the floor for at least five seconds, she'll eat it.

Accepted, just remember to follow the CGs when describing her. Might be worth toning it down slightly though.

Quote from: findaneggName: boblin
Age: 3 or 17
Gender: has one
Species: goblin
Appearance: short.
Other: they have never seen a five guys in their life

Accepted.

Quote from: DaEpikDude(i'm assuming we can start now?)

Mozilla walks into the shop, kinda confused.
"Am I looking at this map wrong? This doesn't look like the sort of place you'd find a treasure in..."

(note: despite being a Vulpix, Mozilla can speak English because convenience)

Yeah, we can start.

"Aw, c'mon," Trendy said to the Vulpix. "Look around, there's plenty of treasure here in Five Guys! Check it out! You can get peanuts for free!"

Trendy began to grab a handful of peanuts and eat them.

"So, I was told this was some place with treasure, but it's... a shop?"
Mozilla looks around for a bit. Definitely looks more like a shop than a dungeon.
"...well, OK. Can I have some fries?"

hhheheh can i have a Food, dear sir
boblin takes out a knife and starts stabbing the boxes of peanuts

Ryk opens the door and starts eating the peanuts that fell out when boblin was stabbing the boxes with a knife (not sure why but ok)

Mozilla uses Faint Attack on this one fly that's buzzing around all over the place and being really annoying.

Two more flies come out of a crack in the wall to replace the one that was just attacked.

Ryk tries to fix a peanut into the crack in the wall

boblin keeps stabbing the boxes of peanuts. they collapse onto the floor and boblin starts picking them up to save for later

"Can I get a cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake?" Trendy asks.

She then turns to the group clamoring over the peanuts. "Uh, guys, you really think stabbing those is a good idea? Seems like you're making a mess," Trendy says, realizing her newfound powers as Captain Obvious.

boblin stabs trendy in the liver and takes her money

Name: Jayfeather
Age: 2 i swear
Gender: M
Species: Felis catus
Appearance: Gray Tabby with Blue Eyes (see signature)
Other: is   b l i n d

Mozilla slowly backs away from Boblin.

Pestilence decides to poke her head out of the dumpster out back before taking a large bite out of a dead rat.

Ryk runs into the bathroom

im just gonna self-insert

Name: Elliot
Age: 1880
Gender: M
Species: Catshape creation god
Appearance:
(i swear i cant make it smaller)
(also, his blood is green.)
Other: will delet wasps for money