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Walmart War v3

Started by Fusion44, Oct 13, 2015, 12:46:28 PM

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Blunderbus

I run over to you and hit you with a baseball bat.

SMAAAASH!
(something idk lol) HP of damage to RC4964!
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RedComputer4964

I knock over a shelf facing DaEpikDude.
My signature was eaten by an evil kumquat.

Flowermanvista

#1078
Strange noises emanate from my fort. They are rather concerning, and there is a continuous harsh screaming of sorts meant as a person repellent.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

findanegg

I set up boomboxes playing Mac Demarco around your fort to cancel out the noise
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Flowermanvista

The noises coming from my fort seem to stop for a while. Some clanging around can be heard, and the store's lights dim for a fraction of a second.

Electronic whirring can be heard. The front door of my fort tips forward and falls flat on the floor. Right then, nine jacked up Power Wheels cars and a makeshift sleigh rush through the opening, with the front Power Wheels car having a red light bulb attached. The cars, configured like Santa's reindeer in front of his sleigh, pull me through the store at up to 30 miles an hour, and I steer with a special steering wheel attached to my sleigh that is linked to the steering wheels in the cars. A sound system is located in the back of the sleigh, which blasts a fast and aggressive death metal remix of Jingle Bells so loud that it's audible to some degree by almost everyone in the store. I am equipped with extensive ear protection so I don't go deaf from my own intimidation device.

The sleigh has a makeshift turret mount which holds my Incendiary BB Cannon.

I dash through the store, in a nine horse open sleigh. I'm not exactly going over any fields, but I am laughing. Manically laughing.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

Blunderbus

Luckily, if you remember from earlier, I have ear protection on, so the death metal Jingle Bells doesn't affect me.
I do throw some knives at the sound system to stop it, however, for the convenience of everyone else in the store.
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

Flowermanvista

The purpose of the death metal Jingle Bells was not to deafen, but to intimidate, but alright.

In response, I turn the contraption in your direction and attempt to run you over.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

Tymewalk

Quickly reappearing, I run back towards the toy aisle for some more LEGOs, hoping to escape Flowermanvista's contraption.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
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back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

Blunderbus

I jump onto the contraption (somehow) and push you off.
Seeing Tyme again, I consider redirecting the sleigh towards him and asking for another marshmallow.
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Tymewalk

"Ugh, fine, take them!"

I just toss the bag of marshmallows to get these people off my back.

Landing in the toy aisle, I pick up some LEGOs and get to work building some weapons.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

Flowermanvista

I pull out the handgun that I keep on me at all times and start shooting Epik.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

RedComputer4964

I steal all the marshmallows and burn them.
My signature was eaten by an evil kumquat.

Blunderbus

Whoa hold on now, you're not getting my marshmallows that easily!
I steer the sleigh away from RC4964 and FMV. I jump out of it into the sports aisle as I pass by. The sleigh continues on, running over whoever's unlucky enough to not notice it.
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

Tymewalk

Quickly scrambling to build my fort, I begin stacking boxes and fashioning weapons out of the LEGOs I have on hand.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

Flowermanvista

#1090
I finally get an idea. I grab a couple of cans of Flex Seal and camp out on top of an aisle, intending to spray it in Epik's face when he drives by.

Whoops, looks like I can't read. The sleigh, without someone depressing the gas pedal, eventually comes to a stop, and I hop back on it and start up the sound system again.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

Tymewalk

Having my fort finally constructed and my LEGO caltrops set up, I begin shuffling some frozen foods around for padding and protection.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

findanegg

She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Blunderbus

[bump]

I embrace my inner Ness and go on a rampage hitting people in the head with my baseball bat.
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GalaxySugarFox

#1094
(long time no see, Walmart Wars.)  I hide in the paper towels, ready for a sneak attack of banana peels, pins, oil, and legos. (lol if this actually happened at Walmart)

DownsGameClub

"Oh, looks who's here!"

*sets paper towel rolls on fire*

realicraft

I find a fire alarm activator, and activate th-[BEEP]-e fire a-[BEEP]-larm.
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GalaxySugarFox

I get out and pour a trail of Trademarked Liquid Foot Torture(the mixture I described the my prev post) near DownsGamesClub's feet and all around. Then I RUN!!

Blunderbus

DaEpikDude attacks!
37 HP of damage to GalaxySugarFox!
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Tymewalk

I dodge-roll and slap DaEpikDude.

Then I run to the paint section. I've got an idea.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

findanegg

i wake up, from ash and dust. wiping my brow i skateboard to the paint section
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.