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Started by Seanbobe, Oct 30, 2018, 09:14:52 AM

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Seam49


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Quote from: DaEpikDudeJohn cautiously peers inside the door and scans the room, before tentatively stepping inside.
John: search:1d20=10+3(phone light)=13(partial success)

John looks into the house and sees a living room. The room appears to be disorganized, with random odds and ends scattered on the floor, couch, and table, and some small furniture in a few boxes off to the side, almost as if someone was moving in or out of the place. He steps in the house.
Quote from: Seam49I check the roof.
SALHERETT: climb/check roof: 1d10=7+2(agility)+3(phone light)=12(partial success)

SALHERETT clinbs a nearby tree and looks at the roof. There are a few pigeons on the roof, but that won't do much to help you.

Annie enters the house after John.

"Maybe he's in one of the other rooms. Or his other house. Should we keep looking?"
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Tymewalk

Nathan follows John into the house carefully. He hides behind the table and tries to get a better look at the rest of the house's interior, hoping not to bump into one of its residents.
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Seam49


Seanbobe

Quote from: TymewalkNathan follows John into the house carefully. He hides behind the table and tries to get a better look at the rest of the house's interior, hoping not to bump into one of its residents.
Nathan: Search: 1d20=2+3(phone light)=5(failure)

Nathan looks around from behind the table, but all he can see is the back of the table.
Quote from: Seam49I scan the ceiling
SALHERETT: Search: 1d20=4+3(phone light)=7(partial failure)

SALHERETT doesn't see anything on the ceiling, but it does appear to be way too high for the living room. Maybe you should look closer?
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Joyous Theta

LFH suddenly shouts into the darkness, "FELLOW LOCAL FRIENDLY HUMAN Xavier, WE HAVE BROKEN INTO YOUR HOUSE TO ENGAGE IN ACTIVITY 'chat' WITH YOU."

Seanbobe

Quote from: CrazeePiLFH suddenly shouts into the darkness, "FELLOW LOCAL FRIENDLY HUMAN Xavier, WE HAVE BROKEN INTO YOUR HOUSE TO ENGAGE IN ACTIVITY 'chat' WITH YOU."
LFH shouts into the darkness. Two men exit from a nearby room.

Annie: You're not Xavier. Who are you?
Guy: You don't need to know that.
Other guy: You should just leave now.

---Battle time---
You may flee from this battle.

Party:
John:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
LFH:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
Ethan:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
Vinny:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
Nathan:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
SALHERETT:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
Annie:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10

Enemies:
Guy:
     Health: 100/100
     Fitness: 9
     Inventory: Icicle (15 damage to target, target cannot act next turn.)
Other guy:
     Health: 90/90
     Fitness: 5
     Inventory: Fried apple (restores 20 health to 1 person)
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Blunderbus

John bonks the second guy on the head with a textbook.
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Seanbobe

Quote from: DaEpikDudeJohn bonks the second guy on the head with a textbook.
John: Headache: 1d20=5+2(fitness)+1(weapon)=8
Dazed? 1d3=3

John smacks the second guy, who manages to block with his hand.
The other guy is now dazed and attacks may hit wrong target.

Other guy: Health: 90-8=82

LFH, Ethan, Vinny, Nathan, and SALHERETT auto-move.

Ethan uses wallet steal on Guy.

... But it has no effect.

SALHERETT uses concentrate. SALHERETT's next action will be more effective.

Nathan flings a rubber band at other guy.
Nathan: rubber band: 1d20=16

Nathan hits the other guy correctly.

Other guy: Health: 82-16=66

LFH hits the other guy.
LFH: Auto-attack: 1d15=6

LFH trips and barely hits the other guy.

Other guy: Health: 66-6=60

Vinny punches the Guy.
Vinny: auto-attack: 1d15=4

Vinny doesn't put much force in her punch.

Guy: Health: 100-4=96

Annie uses blinding light on guy.
Annie: Use lantern: 1d5=4

The guy is blinded by Annie and may miss attacks for the next few turns.

The guy attacks Annie.
Guy: Blinded: 1d5=4
     attack:1d20=15+9(fitness)=24
Annie: dodge: 1d10=7+10(agility)+1(weapon)=18
24-18=6

The guy tries to punch Annie, who blocks with her skillet at the last second.

Annie: Health: 35-6=29

The other guy kicks John.
Other guy: Dazed: 1d5=2

The other guy attacks Guy instead!

Other guy: kick:1d20=20+5=25

Guy: Health:96-25=71

Party:
John:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
LFH:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
Ethan:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 8/10
Vinny:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
Nathan:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
SALHERETT:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 9/10
     Concentrated! Next move will be more powerful!
Annie:
     Health: 29/35
     Energy: 7/10

Enemies:
Guy:
     Health: 71/100
     Fitness: 9
     Inventory: Icicle (15 damage to target, target cannot act next turn.)
     Blinded! Attacks may miss! (3 turns remaining)
Other guy:
     Health: 60/90
     Fitness: 5
     Inventory: Fried apple (restores 20 health to 1 person)
     Dazed! attacks may hit wrong target! (1 turn remaining)
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Blunderbus

John slaps Ethan for trying to steal a wallet from a guy who doesn't have a wallet before bonking Other Guy.

(the slap doesn't count as an attack but if it does it should do 1 damage :P)
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Seam49

I punch the other guy, with my pencil, in the eye.

Seanbobe

#163
Quote from: DaEpikDudeJohn slaps Ethan for trying to steal a wallet from a guy who doesn't have a wallet before bonking Other Guy.

(the slap doesn't count as an attack but if it does it should do 1 damage :P)
John: Headache: 1d20=2+2+1=5

John trips and ends up hitting Other guy on the foot.

Other guy: Health: 60-5=55
Quote from: Seam49I punch the other guy, with my pencil, in the eye.
SALHERETT: Pencil poke: 1d40(+20 due to concentration)=38+2(fitness)+1(weapon)=41

Due to SALHERETT concentrating, he pokes the other guy hard enough that he staggers backwards.

Other guy: Health: 55-41=14
Blinded! attacks might miss!

LFH, Ethan, Vinny, and Nathan auto-move.
LFH and Vinny auto-attack Guy!
Auto-attack: 2d15=3+12=15

Guy: Health:71-15=56

Ethan uses a rubber band on Guy!
Ethan: rubber band: 1d20=11

Guy: Health:56-11=45

Nathan uses Chef du Jour on a peach!
More fruit? 1d10=3

+1 peach pie (restores 10 health to a fainted ally or 20 health and 5 energy to one person)
-1 peach

Annie hits the other guy with her skillet.
Annie: More headache: 1d10=4+10(fitness)+2(skillet)=16

Annie hits the other guy on the head.

16>14
Other guy: Health: 0

The guy uses the icicle on John!

John: Health:35-15=20

Frozen! You may not act next turn!
(Note to DaEpikDude: You should still send in an action for John in case someone else cures the status.)

Party:
John:
     Health: 20/35
     Energy: 10/10
     Frozen! Cannot act! (1 turn remaining)
LFH:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
Ethan:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 8/10
Vinny:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 10/10
Nathan:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 7/10
SALHERETT:
     Health: 35/35
     Energy: 9/10
Annie:
     Health: 29/35
     Energy: 7/10

Enemies:
Guy:
     Health: 45/100
     Fitness: 9
     Blinded! Attacks may miss! (2 turns remaining)
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Joyous Theta

LFH looks around the house for components to build a catapult for the pie.

Oh, but first they roll willpower to see if they can even do that and not just continue auto-attacking.

Blunderbus

In case John's cured, he tries to block any other attacks that might be coming his way.
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Seam49

This time I shove the pencil in his heart.

Tymewalk

Nathan punches Guy in the back as hard as he can, trying to combo with SALHERETT's attack.
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LFH auto-moves!
LFH uses a lemon on John!

John: Health: 20+1=21
All ailments cleared.

Quote from: DaEpikDudeIn case John's cured, he tries to block any other attacks that might be coming his way.

John, unfortunately doesn't know the move defense. Instead, he uses the move persuasion.

John: Persuasion: 1d5=4
The following enemies will have a -3 modifier applied to battle rolls for 4 turns: Guy.

Quote from: Seam49This time I shove the pencil in his heart.
SALHERETT: Stab:1d20=15+2(fitness)+1(weapon)=18

SALHERETT stabs guy. Guy is now bleeding.
Unfortunately, SALHERETT's pencil has broken and cannot be used in battle until it is repaired.

Guy: Health:45-18=27
Bleeding! Damage taken will be doubled!

Quote from: TymewalkNathan punches Guy in the back as hard as he can, trying to combo with SALHERETT's attack.
Nathan: punch: 1d20=19+3(fitness)=22
Guy: damage:22*2(bleeding)=44

Nathan punches the guy as he reels back from SALHERETT's attack.

44>27
Guy: Health: 0

The guy has fainted.

Battle won.

The two guys get up and run away. They drop the following:
-A wallet containing 10F
-The icicle, which somehow wasn't destroyed when the guy used it
-The fried apple
-A water bottle (restores 5 energy to 1 person)

Annie: We should probably look around. It should be safe with them gone, and if Xavier was here when they broke in, he'll probably be hiding somewhere. Or building some kind of weapon. One of the two.
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Joyous Theta

#169
Uhh, what did I get for the roll though?

Seanbobe

Quote from: CrazeePiUhh, what did I get for the roll though?
LFH used an item that doesn't use a die roll.

(Not an update, please continue.)
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Joyous Theta

I'm talking about my willpower roll.

Seanbobe

#172
Quote from: CrazeePiI'm talking about my willpower roll.
1d10=5+0(willpower)=5(failure)
(You basically need the 1d10 to output a 10 for even partial success on a willpower roll)

(still not an update)
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Seam49


Seanbobe

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Joyous Theta

"BUILDING SOME KIND OF WEAPON? SOUNDS LIKE A NORMAL LOCAL FRIENDLY HUMANS ACTIVITY FOR PARTICIPATION IN AND I AM A LOCAL FRIENDLY HUMAN."

LFH proceeds to look for components to build a catapult for the pie.