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Don't load your save and instead start a new game, then repeat all the events leading up to the other guy getting shot but this time don't shoot them like an idiot.

Quote from: CrazeePiDon't load your save and instead start a new game, then repeat all the events leading up to the other guy getting shot but this time don't shoot them like an idiot.

alright. you don't shoot them, and instead follow them

No

Quote from: Seam49No

You don't do that, then

Blow up the universe

Shoot the foundations of a building till they crack.

Quote from: CranemakerBlow up the universe

You are a mere skeleton that has a gun. You can't do that

Quote from: Seam49Shoot the foundations of a building till they crack.

Alright, you do that. Turns out that the building was the twin towers. On the bright side, since it's 1993, you've prevented 9/11. On the not bright side, still as many people died. You are convicted for crimes.
Call a lawyer? Y/N

Y

Quote from: Seam49Y

You call the lawyer. Through RPG magic, you are now the lawyer and it is now the day of the trial.
Judge: Trial is now in session. Please make your opening remarks.
Prosecutor: The defendant clearly shot up this building and killed everyone in it. There are multiple eyewitness accounts and video evidence.
What is your opening remark?

This person was only able to shoot, and was probably unable to turn his gun off, after all, he has 23 Disabilies

Quote from: Seam49This person was only able to shoot, and was probably unable to turn his gun off, after all, he has 23 Disabilies

Judge: Pleading insanity, then. Prosecution, prosecute.
Prosecution: *adjusts anime glasses so they gleam* I call to the witness stand... Gun Skeleton Himself! Mr. Gun, care to explain what happened on the day of the event?
Audience: *gasp*
Through RPG magic you are now Gun Skeleton. Testify what happened on the day of the crime. You can:
A) Actually plead insanity by giving an insane recap of the event
2. Establish an alibi by saying that it was actually your twin brother, Sun Gkeleton who did it
Third: Say that you actually did do it, but try to put a positive spin on it

Option I

I choose A)

Quote from: DaEpikDudeOption I

Quote from: Seam49I choose A)

Gun Skeleton: Well, monkey taco zombie ninja pirate cheetah potato pickle-
Defense: That's enough, Mr. Skeleton. Clearly you can see that the defendant is not in charge of their mental faculties.
Judge: Ok then, case closed. Mr. Skeleton is found Not Guilty by insanity. As such, he will spend 20 years in an asylum for the criminally insane.
Defense: Wait, no

You are now Gun Skeleton in St. Crazyhouse's Asylum for the Criminally Insane. You still have gun, though it isn't loaded. What do?

I whack it on guards head.

Quote from: Seam49I whack it on guards head.

you do that. the only guard in the entire prison is knocked out unconscious.
however there is still a bunch of actual physical barriers between you and freedom, which you cannot shoot up seeing as you do not have ammo

Flap your arms until you start flying and go over the barriers.

Quote from: CrazeePiFlap your arms until you start flying and go over the barriers.

you try that but you fail. a guy sees you and points and laughs at you. all the prisoners look up from trading bullets with each other to point and laugh at you

punch a prisoner, take the bullets and shoot everyone because you can

Quote from: DaEpikDudepunch a prisoner, take the bullets and shoot everyone because you can

Are you sure? Several prisoners here look like they can take more than one bullet, and also look like the type of person you shouldn't shoot and then try to run away from

"Could yer guys gimme some ammo

Quote from: Seam49"Could yer guys gimme some ammo

, you ask, like a Coach Z impersonator. "Sure but what do I get out of it?"

"i'll be able to help you get outta here"

Quote from: DaEpikDude"i'll be able to help you get outta here"

"Pssh kid, if I had a nickel for every time some scrappy young...skeleton told me that I could bribe the guards out. I'll just take that cool shirt ya got there. 'extra fries' haha that's hilarious"

Point out that you just knocked out the only guard in the building.

Don't give the shirt because it gives you a +1 to your fries modifier.