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Walmart War v3

Started by Fusion44, Oct 13, 2015, 12:46:28 PM

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Blunderbus

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findanegg

I grab an F91-W, some false eyedrops, a 9 volt battery, and a circuit board. I rig up an IED set to explode at 5 minutes on the ceiling.

I continue to shoot Dude.
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Blunderbus

I continue to hide behind the checkout, waiting to ambush whoever walks by next.
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findanegg

4 minutes 30 seconds now. I decide to take the IED off the ceiling and strap it to an RC car, which I drive somewhere in the vicinity of the checkout, as it makes a fairly audible beeping/whirring noise.
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Blunderbus

I grab the RC car and disarm the IED. It no longer poses a threat to me.
I throw the car back in your general direction because I can.
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findanegg

Your location revealed, I shoot you in the head with my rifle. Dang - last one.
I quickly modify 3 drum mags worth of nerf darts to be lethal by inserting needles into the ends, and grab a flywheel semiauto Stryfe.
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Blunderbus

Your shot whizzes past me, slightly grazing my cheek. I try to find something near the checkout that could work as a bandage.
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Blunderbus

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Flowermanvista

"Fascinating."

I note this as I finally leave the appliances aisle. Corpses of cut up microwave ovens line the floor, as I slowly clink along in my Faraday cage armor, not aware that my microwave gun was destroyed in the fire that burnt up my fort.
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Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

findanegg

I load my Stryfe and shoot Vista in the eye. Finally realizing that guitar pedal armor is really gimmicky and ineffective, I don a super-ultra-deluxe knight costume made out of real armor and proceed to reclaim the holy land.
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Flowermanvista

#1011
Shouting profanities, I clumsily run off to the guns aisle and grab a pair of handguns and lots of ammo. I spill some oil on the floor before I leave to limit access to the aisle. I then find some safety goggles so I don't get Nerf'd in the eye again.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.


Flowermanvista

Actually, Walmart does sell guns and ammunition - however, we don't know where in the US this is taking place. But if you want, you can go on their website and browse a selection of handguns.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

findanegg

I construct more IEDs out of watches, and put them in several bags hidden in the store.
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realicraft

I take the batteries and wiring out of everything in the store, get a switch, and make a device that will short out all the batteries (hopefully making them explode) at the flick of a switch.
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findanegg

Quote from: realicraftI take the batteries and wiring out of everything in the store
Godmodding
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Blunderbus

Quote from: findanegg
Quote from: realicraftI take the batteries and wiring out of everything in the store
Godmodding
it's technically possible although it would take quite a long time

While Reali's messing around with the wiring I throw a chef's knife at him and one at his equipment as well.
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realicraft

Quote from: DaEpikDudeWhile Reali's messing around with the wiring I throw a chef's knife at him and one at his equipment as well.
I dodge and oops that battery just blew up
good thing it wasn't near any other batteries or wires
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Flowermanvista

"Only one? Heh, I can change that..."

I take aim with my handgun and start shooting the pile of batteries.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

findanegg

I activate deadeye and shoot everyone in the eye
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Flowermanvista

good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

realicraft

Quote from: Flowermanvista"Only one? Heh, I can change that..."

I take aim with my handgun and start shooting the pile of batteries.
I notice and run away.
The pile blows up, making a huge explosion.
it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
ewow status: 1a has released yet; voting has ended
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findanegg

Fortunately, I was hiding under a schooldesk from the 1950's. From my scholarly fort, I shoot as many people as I can in the eye before reloading.
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realicraft

I make a giant pillow fort for no reason.
it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
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findanegg

I tie a fuse to a package of fireworks, throw it at reali, and light the fuse.
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