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Quote from: CrazeePiTry to figure out why you still live in your mother's house.

but you don't

Quote from: realicraftCall 911

"Hello, this is 911 emergency services. Please hold."

Quote from: DaEpikDude

Quote from: realicraftCall 911

"Hello, this is 911 emergency services. Please hold."

"Help my mother's house is on fire"

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Quote from: DaEpikDude

Quote from: realicraftCall 911

"Hello, this is 911 emergency services. Please hold."

"Help my mother's house is on fire"

but it's john's house

"help my house is on fire"

Quote from: Pinkieofthepies"help my house is on fire"

"All right, what's your address?"
"123 Name Street."
"Ok"

A fire truck arrives shortly after and the fire is put out.
John now stands in front of what used to be considered a house.

Never got to eat that sandwich.

Well, what should he do now?

go to his mothers house and ask for coffee

Oh, I should read better.

Search for the sandwich's ashes.

Quote from: DaEpikDudeWell, what should he do now?

Call his mother and apologize for burning her house down

Don't do that because her house is fine.

constructing a molotov involves lighting the rag though

Quote from: Pinkieofthepiesgo to his mothers house and ask for coffee

John should do that, but first...

Quote from: CrazeePiSearch for the sandwich's ashes.

John cautiously goes forward to search for the sandwich. Around where his kitchen used to be he finds some exceedingly burnt toast among other things.
He takes it because why not?

Quote from: findaneggconstructing a molotov involves lighting the rag though

well John didn't know that did he


Anyway, John gets in his car and starts driving over to his mother's house.

Ten minute laters...

John arrives in front of his mother's house, standing in front of the door.
He opens the door and goes inside.
"Well, hello there, John, nice of you to visit! (You really should come more often by the way)"

"So did you want some coffee?"

wait i thought it was his mothers house that burnt down

Quote from: realicraftwait i thought it was his mothers house that burnt down

no john's house burned down because SOMEONE told him to put non-microwaveable things in the microwave for 10 minutes
realicraft wrote:
Put all the food in the microwave and cook for 10 minutes.

"yes i would like some coffee, thank you."

"also my house just burnt down"

But then... There is an a small earthquake and the coffe spills.

punch her

Quote from: Pinkieofthepies"yes i would like some coffee, thank you."

"also my house just burnt down"

"Your house just burned down!?? What happened!?
...I suppose that would explain the fire trucks earlier, but..."

Quote from: Seam49But then... There is an a small earthquake and the coffe spills.

Cause Earthquake: 1d10000 = 3140 < 10000: fail
John can't cause earthquakes at will, apparently.

Quote from: findaneggpunch her

The evil part of John's brain briefly considers punching her mother but then he decides that's a terrible idea.


"...So, you wanted some coffee? Well, I suppose I can manage that. Hang on a minute..."
John's mother puts some coffee beans in the coffee grinder, and turns it on. It starts grinding, but then there's a loud "crack", followed by the sound of the grinder running, but with no coffee powder coming out.

"Uh oh... I think my coffee grinder just broke. And there's not enough powder here to make coffee with. Sorry, doesn't seem like I'll be able to get you any coffee."

Well that's a problem, isn't it?

Quote from: DaEpikDudeWell that's a problem, isn't it?

Mortar and pestle

die temporarily of coffee deprivation.

Give up and get some coffee at a gas station store.

sigh and just eat coffee beans

punch the coffee maker, then punch your mom

Run away

Don't punch your mom that's rude and you should feel bad.

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Quote from: DaEpikDudeWell that's a problem, isn't it?

Mortar and pestle

Unfortunately, John doesn't have that so he can't use it. I have no idea why he doesn't have mortar & pestle but he doesn't.

Quote from: Wolfslime123die temporarily of coffee deprivation.

John dies. And then comes back to life.

Quote from: GalaxySugarFoxGive up and get some coffee at a gas station store.

You tried that already.

Quote from: Pinkieofthepiessigh and just eat coffee beans

John eats some of the coffee beans whole. They don't taste very good.

Quote from: findaneggpunch the coffee maker, then punch your mom

Yes, you should-

Quote from: CrazeePiDon't punch your mom that's rude and you should feel bad.

No you shouldn't.

Quote from: Seam49Run away

John runs away, not sure what from but he does.

Anyway, now he's outside. Should he try to find another source of coffee or should he try to get a coffee grinder?