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Quote from: SiverkoOh no, I must have slipped on a pool of coffee!

Jimothy looks down. No coffee is present under him.

Become one with the coffee (aka turn into somelia )

And you touch the coffee...

Quote from: TreeheeBecome one with the coffee (aka turn into somelia )

Jimothy focuses his energy and attempts to meld with with the coffee. However, he is completely unable to do so through any method, and does not possess any sort of futuristic body-merging device.
Being unable to transform, he can also not turn into Somelia.

Quote from: SiverkoAnd you touch the coffee...

Jimothy has not touched the coffee, although he does attempt to do so.

As quickly as he aims to touch it, a man grabs his hand. He turns around to see that it is a police officer.

"Hey there, son, what do you think you're doing with that coffee?!" he asks angrily.

tries to find a coffee stain on his shirt and touch it

Quote from: Siverkotries to find a coffee stain on his shirt and touch it

Jimothy looks for a coffee stain on his shirt, but finds none.

The man continues to grip his arm. "Answer me, son, and you won't be in any trouble. What were you doing with that coffee?"

punch the cop, run

Put your mittens on and touch the coffee as you run.

You're not teeeeeeechnically touching the coffee so it's ok.

Quote from: findaneggpunch the cop, run

Quote from: CrazeePiPut your mittens on and touch the coffee as you run.

You're not teeeeeeechnically touching the coffee so it's ok.

Jimothy quickly punches the cop, snags some mittens which he happened to have in his pocket, grabs the customer's coffee, and runs outside.

Unfortunately, the police have set up a blockade on both sides of the road outside the cafe.

"GIVE IT UP, KID! SET DOWN THE COFFEE AND YOU WON'T BE IN AS MUCH TROUBLE!" shouts one policeman over a megaphone.

Spin your head 180 degrees, hiss at the cops, and crawl up the side of the cafe.

obtain molotov cocktail. become anarchist. throw molotov at cops. run

Quote from: CrazeePiSpin your head 180 degrees, hiss at the cops, and crawl up the side of the cafe.

Jimothy attempts to spin his head around 180 degrees, but is physically unable to do so, and is only left with a pain in his neck.

Quote from: findaneggobtain molotov cocktail. become anarchist. throw molotov at cops. run

Jimothy is also unable to find a molotov cocktail.

The cops begin closing in on Jimothy, quicker and quicker.

"Stand down!" one of them shouts.

punch cop. run

Throw coffee at the cops

scream anarchist rhetoric at them until they convert to anarchism

Quote from: findaneggpunch cop. run

Quote from: DaEpikDudeThrow coffee at the cops

Both of these are highly effective in delaying the cops, and Jimothy manages to run away in time.

Quote from: findaneggscream anarchist rhetoric at them until they convert to anarchism

Despite Jimothy's screams, however, the cops are completely uninterested in anarchism.

Find a manhole

Quote from: Seam49Find a manhole

Jimothy pretty quickly finds a manhole in the middle of the street. Perhaps he could lift it, if he was careful.

Lift it fast and slow, then get into it.

Lift with the legs!

Quote from: Seam49Lift it fast and slow, then get into it.

Quote from: Wolfslime123Lift with the legs!

Jimothy slowly lifts the manhole with his legs, and then climbs into the sewers below.

In the dark sewers, he can make out two tunnels - one to the left, and one to the right.

split yourself up so you can cover more ground

Put yourself back together so that you can cover ground more easily.

Pull waffles out of your pocket so you can eat them, and right tunnel.

Pour tea over computer