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Granted, you get a supercomputer. It was stolen from NASA. A representative from NASA knocks on your door.

I wish for spaghetti

Granted, it's an audio file ripped from Hotel Mario.

I wish I could get all my homework done in a few minutes.

Granted. Your writing becomes completely illegible, even to yourself.

I wish I could do a backflip

Granted, you do a backflip once and it ends up being off the roof of a building and you end up in the hospital.

I wish I could earn large amounts of real money in a way that is fun, easy, legal, and stable throughout my life.

Granted, income tax takes away 99% of your profits.

I wish more people knew about TI-84s.

Granted. They meme them since you can get a scientific calculator that does 5x the stuff for like $5.


I wish that I hadn't started a trend type thing with the coffee CYOA's

Granted. You invented coffee so coffee no longer exists.

I wish the Fortnite Battle Royale map was a real place

Granted, but we are all trapped in it and now we are in the hunger games.

I wish for an update for bloons td6

Granted, it's a game-breaking update that renders it pretty much unplayable

I wish that my friends wouldn't always leave me so quickly.

Granted. They leave you slowly, thus giving you a worse look at who really is and isn't your friend.

I wish for three wishes.

Granted, but you can never wish for anything but more wishes.

I wish to own the live action Aladdin movie right now, even before it is out.

Granted. It has no special effects, terrible acting, and is extremely unpolished.


I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

Granted, it got (Nintendo) switched up in delivery, and you receive a broken one someone returned instead.


I wish for me to succeed in my exams at the end of this school year.
edit: TYPO AND WISH

Granted. The marking process gets completely messed up and the exam has to be redone

I wish that TV channels start broadcasting Kirby: Right back at Ya!

Granted. An ad plays every five seconds.

I wish sma5h would come out sooner

Granted. The added stress causes the game to be inevitably delayed and take much longer than originally expected.


I wish for a sandwich. Like, a really delicious sandwich.

Granted. But little did you know that the genie signed a contract saying the 6191st wish will not be ruined and you just wasted it on a sandwich.

I wish that I got the 6191st wish.

Granted, but due to integer overflow (1 byte numbers roll over to 0 once they reach 256) you actually got the 47th wish.

I wish JJBA: Steel Ball Run's anime came out next month.

Granted. The anime is extremely disappointing, because all the changes that would've made it good happened after next month.


I wish I could fly.

Granted. Flying takes up a ridiculously large amount of energy so you collapse from exhaustion after 2 seconds.


I wish I could stop and start time freely (but not stopping my own time obviously).

bump.

Granted. You can stop and start time for certain people. Everyone else remains confused.

I wish this thread had some more activity.

Granted. from spambots.

I wish maths in school would actually talk about the cool parts of maths

Granted, they do it only when you aren't there.

I wish Viz made a joke Duwang translation for JJBA: Diamond is Unbreakable.

Granted. It's translated into a language you don't speak with no subtitles, so you can't enjoy it.


I wish I didn't have to sleep.