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When the class ends, I sneak over and take the cake.

"No stealing cake from the Altanta Code Club. That's a detention"
As the detention supervisor, I take the cake

The duty of the detention supervisor is to give the cake back to the teacher that the cake was stolen from, so I get the cake.

I lecture how you are inactive on the TBG, and stole the cake while you're not looking.
Then I took another as a "fine".

I put an MRI machine on your head while you're not looking, which makes you drop the cake, and I take it from you. Then, I put it in a room made of seven thousand four hundred sixty-two pineapples, in which one of them contains the cake, and the other seven thousand four hundred sixty-one contain twenty-three wasps each.

I edit the rules of the universe to define the cake PkmnQ is holding is a "ekac", take the ekac away while PkmnQ is confused where the cake is, and rename it back to a "cake".

I change the behavior of a cake to act like a wasp, and the cake stings you. You run away. I take back the cake, and put it in the pineapple very wuickly and make sure I am not holding it.

Error 211: "wuickly" is undefined. Cake surrendered to Byron_Inc.

I mkae a typo for you to obsess over in order to steal the cake from you. That should teach you to not obsess over typos. I PUT IT IN THE PINEAPPLE AGAIN.

I did not get distracted, thus the cake is still in my possession.

Then I wasn't confused, which wouldn't lead to the typo, therefore I still own the cake. That's what happens if you try to change the past. If changing the past is allowed, I get the cake. If changing the past is not allowed, I still get the cake.

PkmnQ, I have a question for you,this is an yes/no question, so only "yes" or "no": Will you give the cake to me or answer "No"(or answers with the same meaning) to this question.

While you are asking PkmnQ that question, I put on my best ninja outfit and steal the cake.

I yeet the cake out of CFE's hands using shurikens.

I ate you.

While you were busy eating SausageMcSuace, I catch the yeeted cake. I put it in the pineapple and put up a sign that says "If you say anything to me I will turn you into a wasp"

I throw the pineapple under the sea.

Luckily the pineapple is waterproof, and I fish it out and lock the room the pineapple belongs to in a safe that's even more waterproof. And I put the sign on the safe.

But, Spongebob has already made a home in the pineapple.

I ask him to bring me the cake, and he does.

Unfortunately, he accidentally opened one of the other pineapples on the way out of the safe, and do you remember what I said?

Quote from: PkmnQThe other seven thousand four hundred sixty-one contain twenty-three wasps each.

A wasp stings you and makes you drop the cake while the other twenty-two wasps bring the cake to me, in which I put it in a two-way safe, where neither side can get to the other side without the combination. And I put the sign back.

I get necromanced and yeet everyone out the window.

The caje is still in the pineapple in the safe. The safe is not a combunation lock or a key. You have to destroy the metal to get in. And it's very strong metal, it has a hexagonal formation.

I atomized the metal, and fold the cake into a wallet.

I told you the wallet belongs to me.

I said "No, you liar" and ran away with a taxi.