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(Oh you just got burned )

tappaja100 got burned. Wood gets burned. Therefore tappaja100 is made of wood.

Guess that makes me a tree.

Quote from: -Terrariadude555-you are broken

(I know I am.)

Tappaja100 is a tree, so all trees are alive.

Alive is an R-rated film, so all trees are R-rated.

Trees are rated, games, movies and tv shows are rated, so games, movies and tv shows are trees.

Games, movies and tv shows are trees so because trees decrease pollution, games, movies and tv shows are eco-friendly.

Since games, movies, and TV shows are eco-friendly, and require electricity to be viewed/played, using large amounts of energy is actually good for the planet.

Since large amounts of energy are actually good for the planet, executing someone by electrocution is good for the planet. (?)

Electrocuting people is eco-friendly, so everything eco-friendly is deadly.

Since I am deadly, that means I am eco friendly

CorrinTheDragon is eco-friendly, and I am not CorrinTheDragon, which means that I am not eco friendly.

If RGB is non eco friendly, then that means everything is non eco friendly. However that means I become both eco friendly and non eco friendly at the same time. Therefore, I become a paradox.

If CorrinTheDragon is a paradox, then that means dragons are paradoxes. Dragons are often found in stories, and stories are made up of words, which means every word is a paradox.

Dragons are often found in stories, and dragons fly, so everything that flies is a paradox as well, not just every word.

Everything that flies is a paradox. Time machines make paradoxes. Therefore time machines make flies.

Time machines make flies, and flies are living beings, so every living being was created by a time machine.

Everything living was created by time machines, that means everything that lives is a time machine.

All time machines can change time which is against the universe's terms of service. All time machines are banned, which means all living creatures are banned.

Living creatures are banned, that means life is banned.

Life is banned, including the meaning of life. Meaning and ideas don't exist anymore.

Ideas don't exist, therefore I have no idea what to continue with.

You have no more ideas, so this topic should close.

If this topic should close, the universe that it has spawned in which various logical conclusions have been determined will end.

If the universe ends, my shoelace knot doesn't exist. Therefore my shoelaces will untie.