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Fortunately, the ant queen realises that eating her own species is weird as ants are more intelligent in this planet.

Unfortunately, CatsUnited didn't realize that ants don't sleep.

Fortunately, that was fortunate anyway because not sleeping means they do not get eaten in the first place.

Unfortunately, the ant queen is hungry and is physically incapable of eating anything that isn't ants

Fortunately, the ant queen quickly realises that cannibalism is an awful thing to do and steps down from her position as ant queen so that another ant can be elected to the noble position.

Unfortunately, the most important part of the ceremony of transferring the ant crown is that the new ant queen is now responsible for eating all the ants

Fortunately, the annual law amending ceremony was the day before, and it was made illegal to eat ants that day.

Unfortunately, the law doesn't apply to the queen.

Fortunately, a revolution happens that gets rid of the queen and creates a representative democracy.

Unfortunately, the leader of the leading party is craving for some ant meat, so protests begin.

Fortunately, the leader was killed before he became an actual threat.

Unfortunately, the country is now lacking a leader and the last election was yesterday, so everyone would get annoyed if another election happened right away.

Fortunately, you got elected president!

Unfortunately, I receive a message:
Do not give Cats any authority, as he live in Shef Kerbi's basement and is frozen in giant cryogenic pod thing okay? Shef Kerbi has to become president and to remain president forever, I will be taking over the opposition party and the judicial system. We are now living in a communist state. Anyone who says bad about Shef Kerbi will be deleted from existance

Fortunately, it was a hoax.

Unfortunately, Shef Kerbi is the vice president.

Fortunately, the publicity caused from the hoax means that Shef Kerbi is now being heavily watched by everyone

Unfortunately, he's only watched during the day.

Fortunately, he sleeps during the night.

Unfortunately, it's daylight savings so everyone has to switch their clocks forward 12 hours

Fortunately, "the night" is not dependent on what we call it.

Unfortunately, daylight savings still confuses everyone, including the people and Shef Kerbi

Fortunately, everyone moves to a country where there is no DST (or similar).

Unfortunately, that includes Shef Kerbi, who is trying to gain power in the govnerment in that country

Fortunately, Shef Kerbi was evil and would have ruined the country, so it's good that he can't get in power.