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I take a shopping bag and gather some tomatoes. I then look for someone to throw them at. (QOTP but why does this always happen on the wrong topics)

Nice try, but you're not hitting me!

I fire my NERF guns off at you, hoping to prevent you from tossing your tomatoes.

I put down an atomic bomb. I ride as far away from the store as possible. Walmart explodes.

Unfortunately, that's not possible:

Quote from: Fusion44be realistic(This means no lazer guns, plasma weapons, massive quantities of explosive, ect.) ,

Quote from: TymewalkUnfortunately, that's not possible:

Quote from: Fusion44be realistic(This means no lazer guns, plasma weapons, massive quantities of explosive, ect.) ,

Yes it is. Atomic bombs exist.

(oh well ) I toss a tomato directly into Tymewalk's nerf gun, jamming it.

Quote from: Terrariadude

Quote from: TymewalkUnfortunately, that's not possible:

Quote from: Fusion44be realistic(This means no lazer guns, plasma weapons, massive quantities of explosive, ect.) ,

Yes it is. Atomic bombs exist.

(That's still unrealistic to find in a Wal-Mart though, and that rule specifically mentions not having large amounts of explosives.)

Quote from: Xx_Galaxy_Sugar_Fox_xX(oh well ) I toss a tomato directly into Tymewalk's nerf gun, jamming it.

Dang!

Well, no point in wasting a good projectile. I throw the NERF gun into GSF's face, and quickly dart off for the frozen foods aisle. Hopefully I'll be able to begin constructing a fortress there.

I destroy wallmart

I catch the nerf gun, eat the tomato, and shoot it randomly.

I slap the NERF gun out of your hands, and grab it for myself.

i build a fort out of stuff

I climb up on top of one of the shelves, and begin looking for people to snipe with some tomatoes.

after a long period of searching, katarina finally finds the pa system and starts making announcements, but before she does, she makes sure to add a voice filter via a laptop and some rewiring.

"attention all walmart customers! welcome to your daily announcements. i'd call for a cleanup in aisle 3, but wait, the security cameras tell me that this entire place is trashed! do we even have a cleanup crew? how anarchic can this get? stay tuned to find out on walmart news-- i mean uhh, walmart announcements daily, bringing you the most mediocre in commentary since thirty seconds ago. thank you and bye for now"

katarina puts the mic down and proceeds to watch the security cameras

I chuckle slightly at the announcement.

Not wanting to disappoint this mystery announcer, I toss some tomatoes at someone, and hop off in search of some better weaponry.

Get nerf guns, get backpack, get soda cans, get laptop, use nerf guns at high vantage point.

bump

I attempt to refill my engine of destruction mentioned earlier, but after the test fire, it jams and lights on fire. After using one of the few fire extinguishers I stow the thing on my back to allow it to cool, with intent of fixing it later. It's getting dark out, so I grab some stuff from the masonry aisle and make a small makeshift shelter.

I walk into the store, grab a shopping cart and immediately run into one of the produce displays.

katarina picks up the microphone again.

"and a new challenger enters the ring! what will happen? stay tuned to find out"

Still dazed from the epic collision right into the tomatoes, I appear to be quite vulnerable

I jump out and smack ColorMaster with a rather large watermelon.

I then dash for the frozen aisle, hoping I might be able to better arm myself there.

Shoot people! Throw cans! Knock out Tyme and manosysltia

I duck, yet the can still clips my arm, causing me to wince in pain.

Quickly, I grab the can from the floor, and hurl it back at Terrariadude. Frozens aren't going to be enough, I think to myself, as I desperately look for a Home Improvement aisle.

In a desperate and probably futile attempt to keep this topic alive, I run around showboating with my now repaired and improved Incendiary BB Cannon, spraying flaming oil and searing hot metal pellets everywhere to try and get people riled up.

I put on very strong earplugs, put a sub $300 electric guitar into a broken sub $100 amp, turn up the gain and volume, and play. The ensuing sound ruptures everyone else's eardrums

Since the amp would be in no way powerful to burst the eardrums of me, who is safely far away in the Home Improvement aisle, I cover my ears while the riff plays, and quickly grab some hammers and duct tape.