Summarize a long story in one sentence.

redgreenandblue · Jun 21, 2018, 03:07:04 AM

10/10

Save the

We didn't learn our lesson from the

1a3c5e7g9i · Jun 21, 2018, 03:58:48 PM

11/10

Super Mario World.

Mario saves the princess, but less linear

Blunderbus · Jun 21, 2018, 04:06:02 PM

8 / 10

Super Mario 64

Mario saves the princess, what's a linear?

Blunderbus · Jun 25, 2018, 02:57:06 PM

Bomp

Ryasis · Jun 26, 2018, 06:32:15 AM

10/10 for bump

A Midsummer Night's Dream
The Scratch TIRAP forums plus love potions: the Shakesphere play.

TheLetterThorn · Jul 02, 2018, 05:03:38 AM

10/10 lol

Romeo and Juliet: Two adults who really should have known better decide to meddle in a teenage relationship for ulterior motives, and end up killing 6 people.

ColorMaster · Jul 02, 2018, 05:05:11 AM

9/10

Ender's Game

Some kid wins a game and beats a bunch of aliens

Ryasis · Jul 03, 2018, 11:55:17 AM

6/10

JJBA: Phantom Blood

A boring guy, a cool mustache guy, and a nice hat guy fight a vampire more interesting than the boring guy.

TheLetterThorn · Jul 03, 2018, 11:57:26 AM

10/10 for the phrase "cool mustache guy"

Hamlet

A prince goes emo after his uncle marries his mom, and then everyone dies.

Blunderbus · Jul 03, 2018, 11:58:18 AM

edge / 10

Final Fantasy 4

Gee, an epic RPG where you have to collect four treasures of the elements, BUT WAIT THERE'S 18 THIS TIME

Tymewalk · Jul 06, 2018, 01:56:55 PM

10/10

The Subspace Emissary (Super Smash Bros. Brawl's Campaign/Story mode)

Stop the evil Subspace and realize this is the only thing keeping Brawl relevant at this point!

Blunderbus · Jul 06, 2018, 01:57:55 PM

^ this / 10

the entire history of the meme studio

Quote from: DownsGamesClubOwO

Ryasis · Jul 07, 2018, 07:42:54 AM

U furry/10

Any Pixar Movie:

"I'm not crying its just really sandy here."

-Terrariadude555- · Jul 07, 2018, 08:09:14 AM

9/10/11/12/13/14/15

Any 'x ways to get kicked out of x':

Post a way to get kicked out of x.

1a3c5e7g9i · Jul 08, 2018, 01:12:00 AM

Obviously/ 10

Fairy Tail

Girl joins that bad boy's magic clan while that bad boy looks for his dragon dad.

the2000 · Jul 28, 2018, 01:22:52 AM

7/10

The TBG Forums

A one-variable vicious cycle.

Quote from: DaEpikDudeOMG SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOWS ABOUT THAT GAME 10 / 10

i know it too

Ryasis · Aug 15, 2018, 03:52:00 AM

7/10

Linguistic Viscera

Homestuck as good by Lemony Snicket

Oh yeah, I guess I'll run off now to watch TV with a

while ignoring a giant meteor in the sky.

Starmeadows · Sep 18, 2018, 10:50:49 AM

Oof/10

Twelve

A cat dies and deals with everyone's problems, in that order.

1a3c5e7g9i · Sep 18, 2018, 11:25:26 AM

6/10

Sonic the Hedgehog (OVA)

Sonic stops Eggman from marrying a girl and destroying and taking over the world.

Blunderbus · Sep 18, 2018, 12:23:51 PM

seems fine / 10

Chrono Trigger
Space porcupine needs to be gotten rid of by a bunch of teenagers, also time travel

1a3c5e7g9i · Sep 18, 2018, 12:43:18 PM

10/10, didn't mention Dragon Ball or Toriyama

Fancy Pants Adventure: World 1

A man with "fancy" pants goes on an adventure to defeat a penguin.

Blunderbus · Sep 18, 2018, 12:55:36 PM

fan/cy

Minecraft:

1a3c5e7g9i · Sep 21, 2018, 05:05:23 AM

welp/10

The TBG Forum's story.

Scratch had it, but then it didn't.

Blunderbus · Sep 27, 2018, 01:07:01 PM

8/10

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Get to the big tree in the land of questionable character design

CatsUnited · Sep 27, 2018, 02:10:20 PM

9/10

Super Mario Odyssey:

Everyone cops some fresh merch from the Cap Kingdom, and then Mario save Peach

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