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If Mega Altaria is the ultimate murderer, then Mega Altaria must be the last person left alive.   "Oh yeah, I guess I'll run off now to watch TV with a while ignoring a giant meteor in the sky."

If Mega Altaria is the last person alive, then I must be a spooky ghost!

Infact, everybody is a spooky ghost.

I say we build our own spooky ghost society and exclude Mega Altaria for being a big meanie.

We're all spooky ghosts, but if we're all spooky, is anyone spooky?

That means no one is spooky. But ghosts are spooky and if no one is spooky than no one is a ghost.

If no one is a spooky ghost then Mega Altaria is bad at their job.

If Mega Altaria is bad at their job that means they aren't the ultimate murder. Which means Kyruem is the ultimate murder because Dragon is weak to ice and dragon.

If Kyruem is the ultimate murder, they must be a collection of crows.

If a collection of crows is a murder, then all crows just be dead. Which means Kyruem is dead.

So Pokemon is dead.

Video games are dead then.

And we're all still dragons.

All humans are dragons, so all dragons are humans.

Mega Altaria is a dragon, we're all dragons, so we're all Mega Altaria, who is a pokemon, who are all dead, meaning Mega Altaria is actually good at their job of murdering everyone.

All humans are dead, and humans are dragons, so all dead things are human dragon Mega Altarias.

All dead things are human dragon Mega Altarias, so everything else is immortal.

Everything is immortal, so heat death is fake and will never happen ever forever.



Oh yeah, I guess I'll run off now to watch TV with a while ignoring a giant meteor in the sky.

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If the heat death is fake, heat must be as well.

If heat is fake I will freeze to death

If redgreenandblue will freeze to death then everyone else will too, except me.

redgreenandblue is a person. People will freeze to death. tappaja100 will not freeze to death. Therefore tappaja100 is not a person.

tappaja100 is not a person, therefore, he/she is a bot and that means the CAPTCHA is broken.

The captcha is broken so the chat is broken.

(that's barely even a logic leap tbh that seems to be a pattern)

The chat is broken, therefore the forums are broken.