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Started by Seanbobe, Feb 04, 2016, 05:02:23 AM

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Uzi

#26
Nov 28, 2017, 09:44:53 PM
0/10

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
His name was Herb.
He pasta way.
He ran out of thyme.
You've never sausage a tragedy.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.
They put two pennes over his eyes.
He will be missed by his wife Rosemary.
lol this signature was so bad i had to change it to something else

Faressain

#27
Jun 20, 2018, 09:21:47 PM
5/10 too long.

What is the name of the weapon Poles use? Warsaw!

D:< doesn't allow partition of Poland as Prince.
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Renamed user 17322184719

#28
Feb 26, 2022, 07:44:36 PM
7/10

'Macs are for those who don't want to
know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why
their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why
their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to
know why their computer doesn't work.'
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