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1001 worst times to make eye contact with someone

Started by TheLetterThorn, Jan 16, 2016, 09:27:53 AM

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TheLetterThorn

#26
Dec 21, 2016, 01:42:32 PM
10/10

26. While you are both using a public shower.
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PrincessPandaTBG

#27
Dec 21, 2016, 01:44:16 PM Last Edit: Dec 21, 2016, 01:45:01 PM by PrincessPandaTBG
100/10

27. When they want loneliness
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Dino

#28
Dec 21, 2016, 01:49:41 PM
9/10

When you're using the No Names rules while insulting someone.

joefarebrother

#29
Dec 22, 2016, 08:08:42 AM
8/10

When you're driving at 70mph and they're in the back seat
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Flowermanvista

#30
Dec 23, 2016, 10:12:10 PM
6/10

30. When there's a lockdown drill at school (or worse, an actual shooting) and you make eye contact, and they giggle or do something loud, which results in severe punishment afterwards (or death, in the latter[ladder? unsure how to spell] scenario).
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

Karanrimé

#31
Dec 24, 2016, 12:50:47 AM
10/10

31. When that someone is Medusa.
The human(?) previously known on this site as ChildGamer

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red herring

#32
Dec 24, 2016, 09:39:02 AM
10/10
32. When they have just turned on a machine that would have killed everything
dashing through the snow
in a One Gun Open Sleigh
this is a haiku

TheLetterThorn

#33
Jan 01, 2017, 09:22:15 AM
7/10

33. As you are talking about your crush, but have not named them.
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Wolfslime123

#34
Jan 02, 2017, 05:56:48 AM
5/10

34. when they have laser vision and are evil.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

CellularData

#35
Sep 24, 2017, 05:53:42 AM
0/10

35. when they are your teacher and need a volunteer but no one has volunteered
(insert something fun here)

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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#36
Dec 26, 2017, 01:16:39 PM
7/10

36. Literally.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

TheLetterThorn

#37
Jun 11, 2018, 04:16:15 PM
Someone already posted that/10

37. While your dog is doing its business on their lawn.
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

Wolfslime123

#38
Jun 12, 2018, 10:33:35 AM
Quote from: joefarebrother10/10

17. When it's literal eye contact (i.e. the eyeballs are actually touching)
Quote from: 8435.57/10

36. Literally.
Repeats.

9/10

When you see them with a phone and you're trying to claim that gym for Instinct.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

blue79

#39
Jun 13, 2018, 02:56:30 PM
0/10 pokemon go is dead.

39. during a staringn't contest
insert signature here

Flowermanvista

#40
Jun 13, 2018, 03:41:42 PM
???/10

40. When that "someone" is actually SCP-173.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

Seanbobe

#41
Jun 13, 2018, 03:43:35 PM
7/10

While changing.
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My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

manosysltia

#42
Jun 13, 2018, 08:38:05 PM
repeat/10

42. when you call someone to figure out where they are because you're lost from the group and then you realize the person you just called is literally ten feet away from you
pickles are just cucumbers and my life is a lie

P-Code

#43
Jun 14, 2018, 01:00:31 PM
Ahaha/10

43. When you want to say something to them, but forgot what you were going to say.

DownsGameClub

#44
Jun 14, 2018, 01:03:44 PM
10/10!  YES

44. When you're crying.

PkmnQ

#45
Feb 03, 2024, 10:37:08 PM
8/10

45. enderman from minecraft
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
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