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#1 2018-Jun-13  05:59:19

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Normalcy - A CYOA

A person stands in their room.

This is yet another average day for this person, one that might be better described with images, but for the sake of their story being told, will probably not be.

It is 1:51 PM. This time has exactly one significance - it's time to make lunch.

But we're getting off track here, there is one important question to be resolved before we can begin..

What is this person's name?

Haha, just kidding, that's such a cliche question to start off with. This person is called James.

Now, there is another actually important question.

What will James do?


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#2 2018-Jun-13  06:38:50

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Go to McDonalds


Huh, wonder where this leads.
Here: Elementals RP and Zombie Tower Defence.
Oh, this is just some text.
When Happy music is not a good choice and Where online debating is possible.
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#3 2018-Jun-13  08:46:28

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Make a sandwich!
(already assuming this will stray from realism, sometime)

Last edited by Smiley100P (2018-Jun-13  08:47:09)


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#4 2018-Jun-13  09:05:46

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Terrariadude wrote:

Go to McDonalds

Unfortunately, McDonald's is quite a long walk away, and you don't currently have any other form of transportation.

Luckily, you have some leftovers from McDonald's waiting for you on the counter. You can eat those for lunch.

Smiley100P wrote:

Make a sandwich!
(already assuming this will stray from realism, sometime)

(perhaps.)
You decide to combine the leftovers into THE ULTIMATE MCDONALD'S SANDWICH. Two burgers for buns, and fries in the middle.

It's not as good as you hoped, but the sheer glory from being able to make one is enough for you.


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#5 2018-Jun-13  09:51:44

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Go on the computer.


Hi. I'm A. Nube. What's your name?

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#6 2018-Jun-13  11:00:37

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

While we're on the computer, log onto the TBGs and get all meta


I once had a whim and I had to obey it to buy a french horn from a second hand shop, I polished it up and I started to play it in spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop. To sound my horn, I had to develop my embouchure, I found my horn, was a bit of a devil to play. So artfully wound, to give you a sound, a beautiful sound, so rich and round. Oh, the hours I ha-ad to spend before I mastered it in the end! But that was yesterday, and just today I looked in the usual place. There was the case, but the horn itself was missing! Who? Swiped? That? Horn? I'll bet you a quid, somebody did! Knowing I found a concerto and wanted to play it afraid of my talent at playing the horn, for early today to my utter dismay it had vanished away like the dew in the morn. Tutti. I've lost that horn, I know I was using it yesterday, I've lost that horn, lost that horn, found that horn gorn! There's not much hope of getting it back though I'd willingly pay a reward. I know some hearty folk whose party joke's pretending to hunt with the Quorn. Gone away! Gone away! Was it one of them took it away? I shall tell the police! I! Want! That! French! Horn! Baaaaaack... I miss its music more and more and more, without that horn, I'm feeling sad and so forlo-orn... (oooooooh) I found a concerto and wanted to play it displaying my talent at playing the horn, but early today to my utter dismay it had totally vanished away! I practised the horn and I wanted to play it but somebody took it away, I practised the horn and was longing to play it but somebody took it away! My neighbour's asleep in his bed. I'll soon make him wish he were dead. I'll take up the tuba instead - wah wah!

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#7 2018-Jun-13  12:39:40

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

They open up the Text Based Games Forums on their computer and play a different game


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#8 2018-Jun-13  14:31:56

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Attempt to get banned.


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#9 2018-Jun-14  06:59:36

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Ryasis wrote:

Go on the computer.

James, after finishing his ridiculous sandwich, goes back to his room and logs onto his computer.

DaEpikDude wrote:

While we're on the computer, log onto the TBGs and get all meta

James logs on to one of his favorite websites, the Turquoise Builder Guys Forums. Unfortunately, there is no opportunity for him to "get meta" with this site.

findanegg wrote:

They open up the Text Based Games Forums on their computer and play a different game

He switches tabs to the Text Based Games forums, where a choose-your-own-adventure game named "Regularness" was just launched. However, the players seem to have gotten too meta with the game, and now it is in a confusing state of infinite recursion.

Good thing the Turquoise Builder Guys Forums never went meta. That could have been a real mess.

CrazeePi wrote:

Attempt to get banned.

James certainly does not want to be banned, from either one of these sites. While being mean could be fun every once in a while, he enjoys using them too much to ever attempt anything.


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#10 2018-Jun-14  07:03:15

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Get off the computer, get ready for the day, and go outside.


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#11 2018-Jun-14  07:39:31

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Forget about going outside and download arrow.io on his tablet.


Huh, wonder where this leads.
Here: Elementals RP and Zombie Tower Defence.
Oh, this is just some text.
When Happy music is not a good choice and Where online debating is possible.
Generation 1: copy and paste this in your siggy and change the generation by 1. Social experiment.
46964.png
big_smile
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#12 2018-Jun-14  09:52:15

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Don't do that because you're not a filthy normie. Instead, listen to several hours of your favorite band, The Leg Subsections


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#13 2018-Jun-14  19:23:27

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Don't do that because you're a filthy normie. Instead, go to work like a good little citizen.

15,000th post!

Last edited by TheLastDino (2018-Jun-14  19:25:56)


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#14 2018-Jun-14  23:46:15

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Forget about that. You're too lazy and you're still not adult. Go play Text Based Forums game called Talessa Adventures: The Meaning of Character and Talessa Adventures: Revenge on Earth.


Stay tuned for 1x1 RP era.
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#15 2018-Jun-15  02:00:51

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Do all of those things at the same time because you can't decide.

But also plug the music into your giant speakers and then play it as loud as you can so you can't hear your neighbors when they file a noise complaint and attempt to get banned from the Text Based Games Forums so people will stop trying to be meta.

Last edited by CrazeePi (2018-Jun-15  02:02:37)


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#16 2018-Jun-15  02:30:32

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

What about just dying?


Stay tuned for 1x1 RP era.
"Our destiny is not just what others pick for us. Our destiny is mix of environment, our common goals, our actions, their consequences and time." - Itaku, 2018
Whether I play Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, I always make artefact elsewhere, like defeating hard boss, making some excessive quality items or even making a miracle.
Doh.gif
"We're in middle of very important science project, feel free to visit us at any time."
Quote of the day: “Do not be deceived: bad company corrupts good morals.” - Anonymous.
mad Proud saviour of these guys. Also I am happy to see that I'm one of first to see Heathcliffe's 25k post milestone.

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#17 2018-Jun-15  14:17:35

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Smiley100P wrote:

Get off the computer, get ready for the day, and go outside.

Terrariadude wrote:

Forget about going outside and download arrow.io on his tablet.

findanegg wrote:

Don't do that because you're not a filthy normie. Instead, listen to several hours of your favorite band, The Leg Subsections

TheLastDino wrote:

Don't do that because you're a filthy normie. Instead, go to work like a good little citizen.

15,000th post!

Thartler wrote:

Forget about that. You're too lazy and you're still not adult. Go play Text Based Forums game called Talessa Adventures: The Meaning of Character and Talessa Adventures: Revenge on Earth.

CrazeePi wrote:

Do all of those things at the same time because you can't decide.

But also plug the music into your giant speakers and then play it as loud as you can so you can't hear your neighbors when they file a noise complaint and attempt to get banned from the Text Based Games Forums so people will stop trying to be meta.

Thartler wrote:

What about just dying?

James is extremely overwhelmed by the vast amount of possibilities.

He decides to step outside for a breath of fresh air, hoping maybe that will drastically reduce his confusion.

While outside, he sees there is something in the mailbox. There is also a really cool-looking bird to the left in his yard.

What will James do now that he's outside?


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#18 2018-Jun-15  14:35:23

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Check the mailbox, but before doing that take a picture of the birb.


I once had a whim and I had to obey it to buy a french horn from a second hand shop, I polished it up and I started to play it in spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop. To sound my horn, I had to develop my embouchure, I found my horn, was a bit of a devil to play. So artfully wound, to give you a sound, a beautiful sound, so rich and round. Oh, the hours I ha-ad to spend before I mastered it in the end! But that was yesterday, and just today I looked in the usual place. There was the case, but the horn itself was missing! Who? Swiped? That? Horn? I'll bet you a quid, somebody did! Knowing I found a concerto and wanted to play it afraid of my talent at playing the horn, for early today to my utter dismay it had vanished away like the dew in the morn. Tutti. I've lost that horn, I know I was using it yesterday, I've lost that horn, lost that horn, found that horn gorn! There's not much hope of getting it back though I'd willingly pay a reward. I know some hearty folk whose party joke's pretending to hunt with the Quorn. Gone away! Gone away! Was it one of them took it away? I shall tell the police! I! Want! That! French! Horn! Baaaaaack... I miss its music more and more and more, without that horn, I'm feeling sad and so forlo-orn... (oooooooh) I found a concerto and wanted to play it displaying my talent at playing the horn, but early today to my utter dismay it had totally vanished away! I practised the horn and I wanted to play it but somebody took it away, I practised the horn and was longing to play it but somebody took it away! My neighbour's asleep in his bed. I'll soon make him wish he were dead. I'll take up the tuba instead - wah wah!

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