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#1 2018-Jun-13  05:59:19

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Normalcy - A CYOA

A person stands in their room.

This is yet another average day for this person, one that might be better described with images, but for the sake of their story being told, will probably not be.

It is 1:51 PM. This time has exactly one significance - it's time to make lunch.

But we're getting off track here, there is one important question to be resolved before we can begin..

What is this person's name?

Haha, just kidding, that's such a cliche question to start off with. This person is called James.

Now, there is another actually important question.

What will James do?


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#2 2018-Jun-13  06:38:50

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Go to McDonalds

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#3 2018-Jun-13  08:46:28

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Make a sandwich!
(already assuming this will stray from realism, sometime)

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#4 2018-Jun-13  09:05:46

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Terrariadude wrote:

Go to McDonalds

Unfortunately, McDonald's is quite a long walk away, and you don't currently have any other form of transportation.

Luckily, you have some leftovers from McDonald's waiting for you on the counter. You can eat those for lunch.

Smiley100P wrote:

Make a sandwich!
(already assuming this will stray from realism, sometime)

(perhaps.)
You decide to combine the leftovers into THE ULTIMATE MCDONALD'S SANDWICH. Two burgers for buns, and fries in the middle.

It's not as good as you hoped, but the sheer glory from being able to make one is enough for you.


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#5 2018-Jun-13  09:51:44

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Go on the computer.


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#6 2018-Jun-13  11:00:37

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

While we're on the computer, log onto the TBGs and get all meta

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#7 2018-Jun-13  12:39:40

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

They open up the Text Based Games Forums on their computer and play a different game


(11:01:08) findanegg: thartler
(11:01:16) findanegg: what is the opposite of yes
(11:01:39) findanegg: you'd think its no, right? wrong. it's yesn't
(11:01:45) findanegg: because the "n't" suffix means not
(11:01:52) findanegg: so yesn't = yes not = no
(11:01:59) findanegg: and if no = yesn't, yo must = nesn't
(11:02:01) findanegg: nesn't what's up
(11:02:05) Thartler: ...what

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#8 2018-Jun-13  14:31:56

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Attempt to get banned.


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#9 2018-Jun-14  06:59:36

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Ryasis wrote:

Go on the computer.

James, after finishing his ridiculous sandwich, goes back to his room and logs onto his computer.

DaEpikDude wrote:

While we're on the computer, log onto the TBGs and get all meta

James logs on to one of his favorite websites, the Turquoise Builder Guys Forums. Unfortunately, there is no opportunity for him to "get meta" with this site.

findanegg wrote:

They open up the Text Based Games Forums on their computer and play a different game

He switches tabs to the Text Based Games forums, where a choose-your-own-adventure game named "Regularness" was just launched. However, the players seem to have gotten too meta with the game, and now it is in a confusing state of infinite recursion.

Good thing the Turquoise Builder Guys Forums never went meta. That could have been a real mess.

CrazeePi wrote:

Attempt to get banned.

James certainly does not want to be banned, from either one of these sites. While being mean could be fun every once in a while, he enjoys using them too much to ever attempt anything.


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#10 2018-Jun-14  07:03:15

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Get off the computer, get ready for the day, and go outside.


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#11 2018-Jun-14  07:39:31

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Forget about going outside and download arrow.io on his tablet.

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#12 2018-Jun-14  09:52:15

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Don't do that because you're not a filthy normie. Instead, listen to several hours of your favorite band, The Leg Subsections


(11:01:08) findanegg: thartler
(11:01:16) findanegg: what is the opposite of yes
(11:01:39) findanegg: you'd think its no, right? wrong. it's yesn't
(11:01:45) findanegg: because the "n't" suffix means not
(11:01:52) findanegg: so yesn't = yes not = no
(11:01:59) findanegg: and if no = yesn't, yo must = nesn't
(11:02:01) findanegg: nesn't what's up
(11:02:05) Thartler: ...what

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#13 2018-Jun-14  19:23:27

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Don't do that because you're a filthy normie. Instead, go to work like a good little citizen.

15,000th post!

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#14 2018-Jun-14  23:46:15

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Forget about that. You're too lazy and you're still not adult. Go play Text Based Forums game called Talessa Adventures: The Meaning of Character and Talessa Adventures: Revenge on Earth.


Drive these usurping characters to our planet out!
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#15 2018-Jun-15  02:00:51

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Do all of those things at the same time because you can't decide.

But also plug the music into your giant speakers and then play it as loud as you can so you can't hear your neighbors when they file a noise complaint and attempt to get banned from the Text Based Games Forums so people will stop trying to be meta.

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#16 2018-Jun-15  02:30:32

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

What about just dying?


Drive these usurping characters to our planet out!
"I don't know why./I don't know what./I don't know when./I don't know where." - Thartler, 2018
Whether I play Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, I always make artefact elsewhere, like defeating hard boss, making some excessive quality items or even making a miracle.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/ … ntions.png
"We're in middle of very important science project, feel free to visit us at any time."
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#17 2018-Jun-15  14:17:35

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Re: Normalcy - A CYOA

Smiley100P wrote:

Get off the computer, get ready for the day, and go outside.

Terrariadude wrote:

Forget about going outside and download arrow.io on his tablet.

findanegg wrote:

Don't do that because you're not a filthy normie. Instead, listen to several hours of your favorite band, The Leg Subsections

TheLastDino wrote:

Don't do that because you're a filthy normie. Instead, go to work like a good little citizen.

15,000th post!

Thartler wrote:

Forget about that. You're too lazy and you're still not adult. Go play Text Based Forums game called Talessa Adventures: The Meaning of Character and Talessa Adventures: Revenge on Earth.

CrazeePi wrote:

Do all of those things at the same time because you can't decide.

But also plug the music into your giant speakers and then play it as loud as you can so you can't hear your neighbors when they file a noise complaint and attempt to get banned from the Text Based Games Forums so people will stop trying to be meta.

Thartler wrote:

What about just dying?

James is extremely overwhelmed by the vast amount of possibilities.

He decides to step outside for a breath of fresh air, hoping maybe that will drastically reduce his confusion.

While outside, he sees there is something in the mailbox. There is also a really cool-looking bird to the left in his yard.

What will James do now that he's outside?


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#18 2018-Jun-15  14:35:23

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Check the mailbox, but before doing that take a picture of the birb.

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