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8/10

(By the way guys, I can't drink cappuccino anymore because of my anxiety - too much caffeine and I start having hallucinations. It's really sad, but I've learned to live with it.)

Remind her that belly buttons exist.

7/10

Remind her that she is not allowed to have cappuccinos.

8/10

Have a trip with her to Eastern Ukraine.

8/10

Throw her all the way to china

6/10

Throw her in a crushing machine.

7 / 10

with a knife

7/10

Point out that there are 1001 ways to kill her but only 1000 ways to please her

OUCH 8/10

Remind her that her phone doesn't have enough space for Pokemon Go :'(

Old trends/10

Telling her that Heathcliffe no longer exist.

4/10

Drop botolinium toxin into every cup of cappucino within a 50 mile radius of her. And misspell cappuchino like I did here and the last sentence.

Better one: Force every language that uses the letter thorn to go under spelling reforms which drop that letter.

Forget to number and rate.

10/10

62. Tell her "I like ya cut G" and whack her into the abyss

6/10

Force every language that uses the letters thorn and ash to go under spelling reforms which drop those letters

(this is a modified version of my above post because PKMNQ intentionally did not rate)

10/10

64. Force her to abuse powers. Then tell the other TBG team members that she did it intentionally.

7/10

Serve her roast penguin (bonus if obtained illegally), served in a sauce made of rancid moose tracks ice cream, with poisonous indigo-coloured salad dressing. Served with cappuchino (misspellt).

[This post has no gameplay value, but please read it anyway]

Hey y'all, your posts are hilarious and I want them to keep coming, but I did want to call attention to the pronouns in my signature. I made and participated in this topic several years ago when I still identified with the * I was assigned at birth, and I know it's confusing since that's the standard my posts set, but I would greatly appreciate it if there could be an effort to refer to me using the correct pronouns. They're in my sig, but in case it helps to have them reiterated here: Sie/hir/hirs. Thank you, and keep on playin!

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Serve her roast penguin (bonus if obtained illegally), served in a sauce made of rancid moose tracks ice cream, with poisonous indigo-coloured salad dressing. Served with cappuchino (misspellt).

11/10 overkill, don't you think?

Remove Shakespeare from every literature anthology

10/10 It will if you say so.

Use deadly incorrect Shakespearean English in front of sie.

(Did I use it right?)

11/10 that would do it

(You would use "hir" there. Basically, use sie in place of she and hir in place of her.)

68) Call hir out for not numbering on hir own topic

EDIT: I MISGENDERED MYSELF

6/10

69: dirct hir in the direction of a pack of huskies who mistake hir for a tasty elk and eat hir alive.

7/10

70: Spice hir cookie with a poison and give hir it.

5/10

71. Call hir out for abusing mod power although sie didn't.

8/10

72. Ask her to go on holiday