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Quote from: TerrariadudeChug big healing potion and kill everybody but me.

Terrariadude: 30 + 5 (potion) = 35
You drink healing potion and are instantly better. You stab CrazeePi and he dies.

CrazeePi has died...

Quote from: DaEpikDudeApply an adhesive bandage to Pi and findanegg

Like a really big one

CrazeePi is dead, so you put one on findanegg.
DaEpikDude: 24 + 7 (bandage) + 1 (my weird dream) = 32
findanegg suffocates.

Findanegg has died...

Quote from: DaEpikDudeI read some forum posts.

Ah, yes! The more peaceful thing. However, the TBG forums are down. The robots melt away.

Quote from: seanbobeI use a vinegar salad to fight.

I don't really care since I'm recalling my weird dream. You just eat it.

Battle won! Everybody gets nothing.

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Quote from: TerrariadudeChug big healing potion and kill everybody but me.

Terrariadude: 30 + 5 (potion) = 35
You drink healing potion and are instantly better. You stab CrazeePi and he dies.

CrazeePi has died...

Quote from: DaEpikDudeApply an adhesive bandage to Pi and findanegg

Like a really big one

CrazeePi is dead, so you put one on findanegg.
DaEpikDude: 24 + 7 (bandage) + 1 (my weird dream) = 32
findanegg suffocates.

Findanegg has died...

Quote from: DaEpikDudeI read some forum posts.

Ah, yes! The more peaceful thing. However, the TBG forums are down. The robots melt away.

Quote from: seanbobeI use a vinegar salad to fight.

I don't really care since I'm recalling my weird dream. You just eat it.

Battle won! Everybody gets nothing.

Terrariadude (HACKS!): 7 (fail)

The Terrariadude tried to manipulate the word of God, however, he didn't notice GM kicking him out of throne before he was able to.

Quote from: DaEpikDudeApply an adhesive bandage to Pi and findanegg

Like a really big one

Bandage: 6, 13

You only have stopped bleeding on both people (Pi has one extra turn to bleed counter)

Quote from: CrazeePiI attempt to file a restraining order against the disaster so it can't kill me.

But you're already having robot masters at your disposal...

Quote from: TerrariadudeChug big healing potion and kill everybody but me.

Terrariadude (Heal&Attack: 1 - misfire)

Terrariadude has chugged Red Potion... well, effects of it are self sufficient.
Potion (Damage - 20)
Potion has just killed Terrariadude. Wait 2 turns to re-spawn.

Quote from: CrazeePiI get one of the robot masters to steal the potion from TerrariaDude before they can attempt to heal and kill everyone, then I see if I can use it to give the adhesive bandages extra healing power.

There's nothing you can do.

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Quote from: Terrariadude

Quote from: CrazeePiI get one of the robot masters to steal the potion from TerrariaDude before they can attempt to heal and kill everyone, then I see if I can use it to give the adhesive bandages extra healing power.

You have taken your action.

why don't we see what thartler says


also: apply more bandages to pi because apparently i'm a healer

Bandage: 10

You finally manage to bandage CrazeePi for him to stop bleeding.

Since no actions were taken against boss, he waits. What? He's honourable at this matter, at least.

I was talking about that other disaster that's supposed to kill me next turn, unless you mean the robot masters just automatically protect me from the disaster.

I preform a coordinated dance with the robot masters to distract the boss and give a sneak bonus to the next action towards them.

Give a bandage to the boss because I'm a nice guy

I fight with more vinegar salad.

Put baking soda on the vinegar salad.

I teleport in to ruin the RP.
(Not really because I'm just a spectator character)
(Edit: This is a random edit because it needed to be here.)

Terrariadude respawn s immediately due to being immortal, then he kills everybody.

I ask a moderator to ban Terrariadude for godmodding

Thartler doesn't count just because

Bamp

Quote from: DaEpikDudeI ask a moderator to ban Terrariadude for godmodding

Thartler doesn't count just because

I ask a mod to ban DaEpikDude for being mean to Terrariadude (a more reasonable explanation)

Quote from: CrazeePiI was talking about that other disaster that's supposed to kill me next turn, unless you mean the robot masters just automatically protect me from the disaster.

I preform a coordinated dance with the robot masters to distract the boss and give a sneak bonus to the next action towards them.

Sneak: 7 (failure...?)
Crazee fails to sneak on ???, but then I point that yeah, they do protect from disasters.

Quote from: DaEpikDudeGive a bandage to the boss because I'm a nice guy

I'm in no need, thanks. Although, I think you should've been in Red Cross organisation, due to that, helping everyone and hurting nobody.

Quote from: seanbobeI fight with more vinegar salad.

sean: Uhh.... 23 < 2? (Graze)

Sean managed to force me to eat salad. Bleh. (-1 AC)

Quote from: CrazeePiPut baking soda on the vinegar salad.

Poison: 1
But then you poisoned Seanbobe. He has 3 turns to heal, otherwise, he'd be dead.

Quote from: Tezuka YamikamiI teleport in to ruin the RP.
(Not really because I'm just a spectator character)
(Edit: This is a random edit because it needed to be here.)

Ruination: 32
OUCH! What are you doing!?
Suddenly...
??? revealed as Faressain the Usurper, evil brother of Thartler, 92/100 Vitality
Faressain (-10 vitality)
Seanbobe's poison worsened. (1 turn till death)
ChildGamer got confused.
DaEpikDude's healing became stronger.
Terrariadude's revival period shortened to 0.
Terrariadude revived.
findanegg has died.
Tezuka has evolved into Arceus! Base stats: ??(Possibly 60, 40, 40, 30, 35, 80) -> 120(x6)!
CrazeePi has advanced to Epoch XV from XIII. It's the last epoch in the game.
Terrain changed to chaotic. Every action will be randomized-

What have you done, TEZUKA!?

Quote from: TerrariadudeTerrariadude respawn s immediately due to being immortal, then he kills everybody.

Attack: 3 (failure)
Even though he was revived (Tezuka! Curses on you!), he failed to attack anyone)

Quote from: DaEpikDudeI ask a moderator to ban Terrariadude for godmodding

Thartler doesn't count just because

Plead: 1 (backfire)

Your pleads were ignored as a spam, and worse, you were left with warning.

Quote from: Terrariadude

Quote from: DaEpikDudeI ask a moderator to ban Terrariadude for godmodding

Thartler doesn't count just because

I ask a mod to ban DaEpikDude for being mean to Terrariadude (a more reasonable explanation)

Plead: 24 = 24 (barely succeeded)
DaEpikDude is stunned for the next turn!

Faressain (Strike): 7, 22
Tezuka-Arceus (defend): 16 (+5 Legendary) -> 21
CrazeePi (defend): 2 (+6 Technological advance) -> 8

The boss strikes two times. It only scores a grazing scar on Tezuka, whose hoof was scratched by a knife. Worse fate has been definitely in hands of CrazeePi, since the shot hit him in the chest, re-enacting bleeding (3 turns left till death)

DaEpikDude can only heal for duration of stun.

Status:
Faressain the Usurper (Vitality: 82/100)
Slightly radiated, Whirlpooled

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Unaligned:
Tezuka - Arceus, Health: 375/376 (Hoof scratched slightly). Pretends to be spectator, but is in fact, chaotic.

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Red Cross:

DaEpikDude - Warned, stunned. Healing power strengthened.

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Resistance:
Childgamer - Confused (3)
Seanbobe - Poison (1 turn to live)
Terrariadude - Healthy
findanegg - Dead (2 turns to revive)
CrazeePi - Torso critically injured. Epoch XV, bleeding out (2 turns). Controls robots)

Terrain: Chaotic (makes random passive/active effects. In effect till Tezuka is knocked faint.)

Feed seanbobe anti-baking soda so that it cancels out the regular baking soda and they're unpoisoned.

When I get stunned, I fall over and an antidote just happens to smack Seanbobe in the face.

Stab DaEpikDude in heart

When I next get the chance, put a bandage on myself

I start shooting Terrariadude with a laser gun. Dozens of cats appear and attack them in an attempt to slay the red dot.

Oh yeah, and I use advanced hacking technology to put Terrariadude in some other category since they're clearly evil and want to kill everyone.

Quote from: CrazeePiFeed seanbobe anti-baking soda so that it cancels out the regular baking soda and they're unpoisoned.

Quote from: DaEpikDudeWhen I get stunned, I fall over and an antidote just happens to smack Seanbobe in the face.

Detoxitate: 21 + 20 (+7 Red Cross) -> Overheal

Not only you managed to depoison sean. He's now literally strong.

Quote from: TerrariadudeStab DaEpikDude in heart

Stab: 21
Dodge: 21 (-5 stunned, +6 alignment) -> Graze

Terrariadude had better luck at damaging Epik, but he's not that weak, and he shrugs the nailcut with ease.

Quote from: DaEpikDudeWhen I next get the chance, put a bandage on myself

Bandage: 13 (+7 alignment) -> 20

You did not have any major wounds so you put the bandage on CrazeePu, stopping him from bleeding, and somewhat solving problem with his chest!

Quote from: CrazeePiI start shooting Terrariadude with a laser gun. Dozens of cats appear and attack them in an attempt to slay the red dot.

Oh yeah, and I use advanced hacking technology to put Terrariadude in some other category since they're clearly evil and want to kill everyone.

Shoot: 19 (+5 Technological advantage)
Summon: 31 (+4 Technological advantage)
(Tdude):
Defense: 17
Resist: 19

Great... you have killed him again...

Terrariadude has died. Again.

Suddenly...

Faressain continues to take damage from Whirlpool! (-2 vitality)
Faressain has been freed from Whirlpool!
Faressain has researched Terror Star (wait, what!?)
CrazeePi has found Quarter Staff (1)! It's put in his bag!
Terrariadude has died. But he's already in status condition dead!
findanegg found Beggar's Bazooka!
Tezuka's SPD down!
Tezuka's ATT and DEF up!
Noob appeare- oh, Faressain kicked him.
"It's your fault. Now look what is happening."
Dryad appeared.
Brigand appeared.
Rotom appeared!
DaEpikDude has gotten a new technological advance: Salt Refinery!
Seanbobe got a new Spell Card: Taboo: Lavaetin!
TeenBoyGamer plays Summon Men-at-Arms!

Status:

Status:
Faressain the Usurper (Vitality: 80/100)
Slightly radiated. Angry.
Starbases: None (can build Terror Stars).

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Unaligned:
Tezuka - Arceus, Health: 375/376 (Hoof scratched slightly). Pretends to be spectator, but is in fact, chaotic. SPD down (20%, 3), ATT and DEF up (20%, 3)

NPCs:
Brigand: Healthy. Has Iron Axe.
Rotom: Healthy. Has Focus Lens.
Dryad: Healthy. Has Ring of Willpower.
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Red Cross:

DaEpikDude - Warned. Healing power strengthened. Social Researches: Salt Refinery.

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Resistance:
TeenBoyGamer - Confused (3)
Army:
Men-at-Arms: 6 HP, 3 ATT, 2 DEF. Shielding TeenBoyGamer
Seanbobe - Strenghtened
Spell Cards:
Taboo - Lavaetin
findanegg - Dead (1 turns to revive)
Inventory: Beggar's Bazooka
CrazeePi - Torso critically injured. Epoch XV. Controls robots AND cats.
Inventory: Quarter Staff (1)

Evil:
Terrariadude - Dead (2 turns to revive)

Terrain: Chaotic (makes random passive/active effects. In effect till Tezuka is knocked faint.)

Get struck by lightning and revive, then kill CrazeePi for "killing" me.

See if the Brigand is actually a named character and if so, try to recruit them

Also bandages or something idk

Attempt to join the NPC's D&D party as a technologically advanced summoner.

Also attempt to repair my torso by summoning nanomachines on myself.

Bamp

Too lazy to read the last few pages. I just stand still, wondering what is going on.

Bamp again