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I cast a "Confusion" spell, confusing you, so I can momentarily regain control

I read a good book.

I rain nukes on the boss.

I read today's newspaper.

I summon a disaster that'll kill the boss in 6 posts.

I read a movie.

I watch a book.

I read a game.
(Pi is this helping that disaster?)

I don't know why it wouldn't.

I eat seanbobe's book. Mmm, paper.

I play an essay.

I do some other action that causes the 6 post disaster to happen

Yay we killed the boss I think

The disaster strikes the boss in a disasterous way, along with everybody else in the world.

Eight robot robot masters appear and will attempt to kill the boss in 6 posts, because apparently I'm throwing more disasters.

Wait, does this mean I'm taking over?

Quote from: CrazeePiThe disaster strikes the boss in a disasterous way, along with everybody else in the world.

Eight robot robot masters appear and will attempt to kill the boss in 6 posts, because apparently I'm throwing more disasters.

Wait, does this mean I'm taking over?

I stab CrazeePi and he melts away. The robots die.

Total world destruction is coming in 10 posts! What do you do?

I get refrozen (why would I melt anyway?) and the 8 robot masters kill you first, oh noooo!

I steal the universe controller from Pi and delete the robot masters.

However, the boss does the rolls first, since he's already hard enough.

Quote from: ChildGamerI intone a buff remover.

You lose all buffs.

The doppelganger points out all the stuff are in fact abilities, and as such, it didn't work!

Quote from: findaneggI cast a "Confusion" spell, confusing you, so I can momentarily regain control

findanegg (spell): 12 < ?? (Failure)

findanegg tries to cast confusion, but it just fails

Quote from: TerrariadudeI rain nukes on the boss.

Nuclear Strike: 27 > ???

Nuclear Strike has hit boss as excepted, but he seems to not care about that much. He grimaces darkly.

-8 Vitality

Quote from: CrazeePiI summon a disaster that'll kill the boss in 6 posts.

Disaster: 30 (-10 repetive) = 20 < ?? (Failure)

??? was prepared and he was experienced at repelling this, and so it fails.

Quote from: DaEpikDudeI do some other action that causes the 6 post disaster to happen

Yay we killed the boss I think

"No, I'm pretty much still alive."

Quote from: CrazeePiThe disaster strikes the boss in a disasterous way, along with everybody else in the world.

Eight robot robot masters appear and will attempt to kill the boss in 6 posts, because apparently I'm throwing more disasters.

Wait, does this mean I'm taking over?

More disasters: 3 (fail)

Not only disaster was summoned, it only made Thartler laugh as it targets CraazePi! He has 2 turns to repeal disaster, otherwise he's dead.

Quote from: TerrariadudeI stab CrazeePi and he melts away. The robots die.

Total world destruction is coming in 10 posts! What do you do?

Terrariadude (attack): 30
CrazeePi (Defend): 17 (-6 disaster ongoing)

Terrariadude manages to score a very bad kind of cut on CrazeePi, and drawing blood from artery in chest.

CrazeePi will bleed out on next turn!

Quote from: CrazeePiI get refrozen (why would I melt anyway?) and the 8 robot masters kill you first, oh noooo!

CrazeePi (Control): 29 (-3 injury) > 15 (Great Success)
Terrariadude (defend): 4 (+5 mischievous robot masters) < 11

Terrariadude doesn't calculate the possibility of CrazeePi controlling stuff, and gets hit by the robots, who injure his limbs badly. A crack is heard from legs and arms.

??? (attack:) 24, 23 (+6 each - small straight): 30, 29
findanegg (defend): 9
CrazeePi (defend): 20 (Absorbtion)

findanegg suddenly hears loud CRACK coming from his arm, and when he sees his arm, he only sees arm on ground, but not all of the arm. Curses!

CrazeePi would've been killed by the attack if not the fact, 2 of robot masters blocked the way and died first.


???, the Usurper.

Status: Little dazed, slightly radiated.
Vitality: ???-8/???
Known AC: 27+ is hit
Known RES: 2?

Abilities:
Blessing - Can't miss.
Curse - Enemies miss when AC > Roll.
Cardplay - Gains power if the rolls are similiar or same.
Unknown - He seems to gray out what he don't want others to see.

Users:
findanegg - Arm critically injured (missing past ankle), Resistance. Bleeding out in 4 turns.
ChildGamer - Healthy, Resistance
Terrariadude - Arm severely injured, arm severely injured, leg severely injured, leg severely injured, Resistance. Disarmed.
CrazeePi - Torso severely injured, Usurper. Controls robots, bleeding out in 1 turn.

Apply an adhesive bandage to Pi and findanegg

Like a really big one

I attempt to file a restraining order against the disaster so it can't kill me.

Chug big healing potion and kill everybody but me.

I get one of the robot masters to steal the potion from TerrariaDude before they can attempt to heal and kill everyone, then I see if I can use it to give the adhesive bandages extra healing power.

I read some forum posts.

I use a vinegar salad to fight.

Quote from: CrazeePiI get one of the robot masters to steal the potion from TerrariaDude before they can attempt to heal and kill everyone, then I see if I can use it to give the adhesive bandages extra healing power.

You have taken your action.

Quote from: Terrariadude

Quote from: CrazeePiI get one of the robot masters to steal the potion from TerrariaDude before they can attempt to heal and kill everyone, then I see if I can use it to give the adhesive bandages extra healing power.

You have taken your action.

why don't we see what thartler says


also: apply more bandages to pi because apparently i'm a healer