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Why are you telling me this? The chef made it... uh I mean you're welcome.

Chef, the other waiter's taking credit for your work!

He's fired!

Chef! What an excellent meal! I'd like more soup!

*closes restaurant*

Waiter! There are posts that don't QUITE fit the rules of the thread but are close enough to still be acceptable in my soup!

Ignore them, then.

Waiter! There's flashing lights, music, and flies in my soup!

We do not care

Waiter, there's soup in my bowl and it isn't pumpkin.

Correct, it is jack o' lantern gourd instead, just like the "pumpkins" you think you carve every year.

Waiter, the vegetables in my soup are in the shape of the troll face!

Problem?

Waiter, there's absolutely nothing out of place in my soup, which is out of place in and of itself because all the other soup has something out of place in it!

bump

I'm a waiter! Not someone who can understand all that!

Waiter! There's emojis in my soup!

...Wait, you're serious?





Waiter! There's a herb in my soup!

IT'S HEALThY fOR ya!

Waiter, There's nothing in my soup bowl!

Well maybe you ate the soup...

Waiter, there's an illuminati triangle ii-i--i-nnn--n-n-HE-EE-E-LP-MEEEE-EE-E-

User was taken by the Illuminati.

OH, so many people obsessed with Illuminati these days!

Waiter! There's Knickers in my soup!

Must have fallen of the washing line in the kitchen.
Waiter! There's pizza in my soup! (randomly thought of that)

Err... this is a pizza place sir.

Waiter there's a noodle in my chicken soup!

Ahh, that's one I was sucking on.

Waiter, why is there a photo of you in my soup?

No! My family photo!? WHYYYYY!

Waiter! There are tears in my soup.

Oh yeah, that's because you ordered extra onions. The chef had a hard time cutting them.

Waiter! There's a string of 0s and 1s in my soup!

A lot of people take selfies in the kitchen.
Waiter! The sun's in my soop!

Yes, it seems we mixed up your order with that skeletal gentleman in the black hood and large scythe. See, he ordered pocket solar system stew.

Waiter! There's a mirror in my soup!

Well it said on the menu that you could discover your true self with it!

WAITER! THERE ARE CAPITAL LETTERS IN MY SOUP

oh cool, i need those, can you give me some? i'll trade you my lowercase ones

Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup!

Did you want a knife instead?

W a i t e r   t h e r e   a r e   t o o   m a n y   s p a c e s   i n   m y   s o u p !

That's cause you orders space soup!

Waiter π is in my soup

That makes the soup illegal?
Waiter! There's a computer in my soup!