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Started by Alex The JPEG, Dec 10, 2017, 05:34:53 AM

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Alex The JPEG

"It was that jumble of numbers, 8435.5! WASN'T IT OBVIOUS!?"

1d20 = 2

Translation from en -> tl -> it -> el -> ml -> ru -> am -> ta -> it -> fi -> ka -> pl -> hu -> kk -> el -> yo -> af -> lv -> zh-TW -> mk -> mn -> de -> ha -> so -> sl -> sr -> en -> it -> pl -> bn -> ne -> mk -> sk -> hi -> ps -> ar -> si -> de -> ps -> nl -> hmn -> ca -> fy -> cs -> tl -> kk -> th -> gd -> mi -> st -> tg -> it -> en -> lb -> eo -> xh -> fy -> en -> la -> be -> ta -> af -> sv -> tg -> lb -> hi -> ig -> ca -> el -> ny -> kk -> vi -> ta -> tg -> kn -> tg -> fi -> ml -> en -> hmn -> lt -> sr -> my -> mn -> no -> ms -> ko -> ja -> jw -> gd -> co -> ky -> gd -> mi -> ar -> yi -> de -> tr -> id -> en:

"8435, 5! game"

Bob saw a note on the floor. It had two numbers and a word. It read:

8435
5
game

"Weird...what does this mean...? Well, since I'm a detective, I probably should keep this for later.

Strange Note x 1 acquired!
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Faressain

Silly, the first number point second number was murderer in this game, wasn't he?
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

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-Terrariadude555-

Eat the note, then eat a police officer.
I used to be active on the TBGs but was not a very nice person, I've changed now but my activity is lacking.

:D
"Stop touching my suspendies!" - My friend

Blunderbus

Go to the town to find the other Klee-Days Meeder people.
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Alex The JPEG

#155
"Silly, the first number point second number was murderer in this game, wasn't he?"

1d20 = 11

Translation from en -> is -> ht -> si -> yo -> pl -> af -> ja -> gl -> sl -> mr -> tl -> el -> mn -> is -> fi -> ml -> ar -> tg -> la -> mk -> bs -> et -> yo -> ny -> ga -> en -> sl -> sq -> iw -> kn -> ga -> hr -> mi -> la -> jw -> ht -> ha -> mg -> my -> ru -> te -> da -> tr -> ja -> bg -> sr -> zu -> hr -> ur -> ku -> kn -> en:

"In other words, do you know whether you love or want?"

Bob sees another note. It's scratched up and torn. Here were the only words he could make out:
█ LOVE ██ █  ███ ██  █
██ ██  █WANT █████.█
Strange Note x 1 acquired!

"Eat the note, then eat a police officer."

1d20 = 10

Translation from en -> mr -> en -> sm -> ku -> mk -> eo -> km -> th -> fa -> ro -> ml -> de -> lt -> af -> ru -> be -> co -> yo -> it -> pt -> mk -> sm -> fi -> cs -> ps -> en -> yo -> sd -> hu -> tr -> sm -> sd -> zu -> gu -> ta -> jw -> cy -> am -> id -> sw -> el -> ps -> bs -> no -> is -> sn -> sr -> so -> fr -> iw -> sn -> en -> ps -> ms -> sr -> da -> tr -> en:

"I do not know"

"No kidding, I do not know what these two strange notes mean..." Bob thought.
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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ev3commander

Eat paper because it contains fiber and fiber is good for your health even though paper probably has the wrong type of fiber and has cellulose.
I have regrets.

Blunderbus

Go find the other Klee-Days Meeder people.

(what does klee-days meeder even mean)
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

Alex The JPEG

"Eat paper because it contains fiber and fiber is good for your health even though paper probably has the wrong type of fiber and has cellulose."

1d20 = 17

Translation from en -> zh-TW -> zh-TW -> fy -> az -> sr -> ne -> ny -> gd -> ur -> ca -> nl -> pt -> ca -> id -> ml -> ta -> ms -> mk -> co -> tg -> en:

"If you have a letter, I am a van, yes, that's good for you."

Suddenly, Bob shape-shifts into a van. Which is good for him, apparently?

"Great! Now that I'm a van and I have these two strange notes / letters, I can get to places faster." Bob thought to himself.

"Go find the other Klee-Days Meeder people."

1d20 = 16

Translation from en -> yo -> pl -> ro -> es -> sr -> af -> zh-TW -> ka -> xh -> is -> th -> hmn -> bn -> ne -> mg -> hu -> ja -> af -> th -> hy -> cs -> te -> da -> ha -> ig -> en:

"Meader Klee-Medway is something"

While driving, Bob notices a sign that says
MEADER KLEE-MEDWAY TOWN
"Meader Klee-Medway? I've heard of Klee-Days Meeder people, but not Meader Klee-Medway people. Something's off here."

Quote from: DaEpikDude(what does klee-days meeder even mean)
idek
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Blunderbus

Meader Klee-Medway Town could be where James died so search for clues.
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Alex The JPEG

"Meader Klee-Medway Town could be where James died so search for clues."

1d20 = 16

Translation from en -> ru -> ne -> fy -> iw -> fr -> ig -> sv -> fa -> zh-CN -> so -> ku -> az -> jw -> vi -> ml -> hi -> ru -> af -> sl -> da -> sn -> ja -> es -> xh -> nl -> en:

"Claude can be Jacob."

"Who's Claude? Who's Jacob? Perhaps they might have something to do with this whole thing. Let's see if there's anyone in here named any of those two."
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Blunderbus

Use professional stalker skills to find where Claude and Jacob are.
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Alex The JPEG

"Use professional stalker skills to find where Claude and Jacob are."

1d20 = 3

Translation from en -> kn -> id -> hy -> fy -> bg -> cs -> sm -> de -> uk -> kn -> zu -> ro -> id -> cs -> uz -> lv -> am -> bn -> zh-TW -> st -> ta -> fy -> fa -> bg -> sr -> en -> mr -> sk -> pl -> pt -> ga -> ka -> no -> sn -> iw -> en -> id -> bg -> kn -> ps -> sl -> az -> th -> ur -> az -> ht -> vi -> kn -> ku -> fa -> uk -> en -> mn -> mg -> fa -> ny -> be -> tr -> lv -> sq -> bg -> be -> bn -> be -> am -> sq -> fr -> st -> sw -> sk -> ur -> id -> gu -> sw -> it -> ht -> mr -> en -> ur -> ku -> ml -> si -> el -> bn -> lv -> hi -> si -> ny -> sq -> tr -> pl -> kk -> ur -> en:

"I do not know"

"You know, I feel like I've said that before. But anyways, I need to go find Claude and Jacob."
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Faressain

Then find them quick! There might be another crime if you die, though. Which you will call and they'll arrest that guy while you'll feel you died heroic death. Anyway that's just grim scenario. Now the bright - You find about Claude. And about eventual murderer anyway. Also, valar morghulis.
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Alex The JPEG

"Then find them quick! There might be another crime if you die, though. Which you will call and they'll arrest that guy while you'll feel you died heroic death. Anyway that's just grim scenario. Now the bright - You find about Claude. And about eventual murderer anyway. Also, valar morghulis."

1d20 = 9

Translation from en -> my -> ny -> tr -> lv -> sr -> sr -> af -> sn -> ur -> jw -> de -> bg -> zh-CN -> hmn -> so -> uz -> sw -> co -> tg -> pt -> ca -> zh-TW -> tg -> fy -> fr -> en -> lv -> lo -> fr -> zh-TW -> gd -> lo -> la -> da -> ig -> id -> ku -> hmn -> mk -> hy -> ko -> hu -> st -> fy -> mr -> de -> ro -> tg -> sm -> am -> lt -> en -> xh -> bg -> eo -> ru -> ht -> la -> lb -> ca -> haw -> ne -> en:

"When he found out that his son asked him when he died. This is a big problem. Children, children fear -"

"Those poor children...wait...that's it! Maybe I can find one of their sons. Let's see if they have anything to talk about."
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Faressain

Then let's go finding them! And see what they witnessed, what murderer killed James or Jacob
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Alex The JPEG

"Then let's go finding them! And see what they witnessed, what murderer killed James or Jacob"

1d20 = 9

Translation from en -> sq -> lv -> yo -> jw -> so -> cy -> sk -> th -> sw -> tr -> et -> si -> fi -> sn -> be -> iw -> vi -> pl -> ga -> ur -> ru -> fa -> mg -> my -> ur -> en -> id -> eu -> tg -> bn -> ca -> bn -> az -> sv -> it -> lb -> id -> haw -> la -> my -> no -> bg -> so -> bg -> gu -> vi -> tr -> zh-TW -> ne -> xh -> sl -> en -> zh-CN -> xh -> ht -> uz -> st -> fy -> sv -> th -> tg -> it -> en:

"James Cowers"

"So it seems that James' last name was 'Cowers'. It's somewhat helpful; I can use this to find James' family. They will most definitely have evidence to this case."
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-Terrariadude555-

I used to be active on the TBGs but was not a very nice person, I've changed now but my activity is lacking.

:D
"Stop touching my suspendies!" - My friend

Blunderbus

Search the names in Meader Klee-Medway Town in case the Cowers are there.
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

-Terrariadude555-

Quote from: DaEpikDudeSearch the names in Meader Klee-Medway Town in case the Cowers are there.
Hey why does everybody seem to ignore my post?!
I used to be active on the TBGs but was not a very nice person, I've changed now but my activity is lacking.

:D
"Stop touching my suspendies!" - My friend

Blunderbus

Quote from: Terrariadude
Quote from: DaEpikDudeSearch the names in Meader Klee-Medway Town in case the Cowers are there.
Hey why does everybody seem to ignore my post?!
what do you mean ignore your post? i posted the action i wanted to do after yours
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Blunderbus

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Alex The JPEG

Quote from: Terrariadude
Quote from: DaEpikDudeSearch the names in Meader Klee-Medway Town in case the Cowers are there.
Hey why does everybody seem to ignore my post?!
Sorry about that, I didn't ignore your post, I just forgot to update this.

"Blow up everything"

1d20 = 18

Translation from en -> sw -> no -> gd -> sr -> ta -> sq -> af -> gl -> ps -> bn -> ms -> yi -> af -> be -> no -> en:

"remove all"

Suddenly, the entire universe, space, and time implodes on itself and diminishes into nothing. Bob, the would-be detective of the case, is no longer an existing entity.

GAME OVER.

Start a new game?
Yes <=
No


NEW GAME

Jason stands in a forest. He has nothing on him except some rugged clothes. He can see a bunch of trees, and a light up ahead. It might be a town. To his left, he can make out a sign. Walking to it, he reads:

WELCOME TO
MEADER KLEE-MEDWAY TOWN


The sign is oddly far from the actual town. Perhaps he should go investigate.

"Search the names in Meader Klee-Medway Town in case the Cowers are there."

1d20 = 16

Translation from en -> uk -> it -> haw -> yi -> si -> ml -> zh-TW -> tg -> hmn -> ml -> el -> km -> si -> mr -> sm -> gu -> ru -> ga -> mi -> te -> iw -> mn -> id -> sl -> sd -> en:

"If you sell it, check the referrals."

"Well...not really much to sell. I don't have anything except some dirty clothes. I could sell a stick from the woods, but...that's just weird. Also, what 'referral' is being referred to?"
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Blunderbus

Wonder why the entire universe just imploded. Actually don't that'll probably cause another game over.


(just when Bob's story was getting good, too...)
(btw don't translate that, or this)
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

hey, let me choose if I want to start a new game
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

-Terrariadude555-

I used to be active on the TBGs but was not a very nice person, I've changed now but my activity is lacking.

:D
"Stop touching my suspendies!" - My friend