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1kBWC - Tymewalk

Started by NotAJumbleOfNumbers, Feb 04, 2018, 08:39:34 AM

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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

---This is Tymewalk's file.  If you aren't Tymewalk then what are you doing here?  Get out.---
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Tymewalk

Leech: You gain a point. Someone else (the target of this card) loses a point.
CHANGE PLACES!: Everyone puts one card into a pile. The pile is shuffled up and dealt out randomly. Gain a point.
Double Down: Draw two cards.
Replay: Take any discarded card and put it back in your hand.
Steamed Ham: When you play this card, gain a point and leave it on the table, face-up. As long as you have this card on the table, you are allowed to lie about any questions players ask you.
This ____ Is Mine: Take any object on the table or any card in a player's hand from them. If you take from a player's hand, pick at random. You may not see their hand.

If there is no discard pile, disregard replay and use this:

DLC Expansion Pack: To play this card, pay 2 points. Draw two cards.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#3
Quote from: TymewalkLeech: You gain a point. Someone else (the target of this card) loses a point.
CHANGE PLACES!: Everyone puts one card into a pile. The pile is shuffled up and dealt out randomly. Gain a point.
Double Down: Draw two cards.
Replay: Take any discarded card and put it back in your hand.
Steamed Ham: When you play this card, gain a point and leave it on the table, face-up. As long as you have this card on the table, you are allowed to lie about any questions players ask you.
This ____ Is Mine: Take any object on the table or any card in a player's hand from them. If you take from a player's hand, pick at random. You may not see their hand.

If there is no discard pile, disregard replay and use this:

DLC Expansion Pack: To play this card, pay 2 points. Draw two cards.
There's a discard pile in this game.  Cards accepted.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#4
Smiley100P played Sleep and...went to sleep.
redgreenandblue played Steamed Hams.  
Current status:

Smiley100P: 0
-Has her next turn skipped

Beagel: 0
-Currently away IRL, so all turns will be skipped

redgreenandblue: 1
-Can lie about any question asked

Tymewalk: 0

Your cards are:
4 - Replay: Take any discarded card and put it back in your hand.
2 - CHANGE PLACES!: Everyone puts one card into a pile. The pile is shuffled up and dealt out randomly. Gain a point.
Blank card x 3

It's your turn, Tymewalk!
Feel free to submit any card definitions at any time.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Tymewalk

New card!

Deflector Shields: Play this card face-up on the table. If your points would be reduced, gain a point and send Deflector Shields to the discard pile.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

Quote from: TymewalkDeflector Shields: Play this card face-up on the table. If your points would be reduced, gain a point and send Deflector Shields to the discard pile.
Turn processed.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

Smiley did nothing, for he is fast asleep.
redgreenandblue made a SHIPP for Smiley100P.
Current status:

Smiley100P: 1000

Beagel: 0
-Currently away IRL, so all turns will be skipped

redgreenandblue: 1
-Can lie about any question asked

Tymewalk: 0
-Next action that would cause Tymewalk's score to decrease instead causes him to gain 1 point.

You drew another blank card.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Tymewalk

New card:

Nine Nine Nine: If someone is over 999 points, everyone except those over 999 points gain 999 points.

I'll play that now.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

Quote from: TymewalkNew card:

Nine Nine Nine: If someone is over 999 points, everyone except those over 999 points gain 999 points.

I'll play that now.
Turn processed.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#10
Smiley played an entity called Snowman (not the snow kind).
Beagel played a card that gives you 1d3 + 2 points and got unlucky.
redgreenandblue KILLED Snowman using a cute little animal, even though it has only been 2 turns.  RIP discard and other entities.

Current status:

Smiley100P: 1000

Beagel: 1002

redgreenandblue: 1000
-Can lie about any question asked

Tymewalk: 999
-Next action that would cause Tymewalk's score to decrease instead causes him to gain 1 point.

You drew:
16 - Cardception

Effect: Everything Explodes. Everyone must discard 1 card from their hand.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Tymewalk

New Card

Slot Machine: Play this card face up on the table. At any time, pay 2 points and roll 1d4. If 1, you get nothing. If 2, gain 4 points. If 3, draw one card. If 4, lose 1 point.

I'll play it and use the slot machine now.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

Quote from: TymewalkNew Card

Slot Machine: Play this card face up on the table. At any time, pay 2 points and roll 1d4. If 1, you get nothing. If 2, gain 4 points. If 3, draw one card. If 4, lose 1 point.

I'll play it and use the slot machine now.
Turn processed.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

Smiley played Fate Dice on redgreenandblue and spins a slot machine (if that is allowed) (no it isn't).
(2+2+1+1) - 8 = -2 points.
Beagel...quit. :(
redgreenandblue used the AWESOMENESS of :| to gain 2 points.

Current status:

Smiley100P: 1000

Beagel: 1002
Has quit, so will have all turns skipped

redgreenandblue: 1000
-Can lie about any question asked

Tymewalk: 996
-Next action that would cause Tymewalk's score to decrease instead causes him to gain 1 point.
-Can pay 2 points to use a slot machine

You have drawn:
18 - Lightning

Effect: Flash. Immediately draw a card and play it on whoever you want.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Tymewalk

Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

You have drawn a blank card.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Tymewalk

Rewind: Draw one card from the Discard pile.

Although if that's too much work, use this:

Mine, All Mine: Next time you would draw a card, draw three instead.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

Quote from: TymewalkRewind: Draw one card from the Discard pile.

Although if that's too much work, use this:

Mine, All Mine: Next time you would draw a card, draw three instead.
It's fine.
You drew Rewind again rip
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#19
Smiley used Leech on Tymewalk.
redgreenandblue gave a arrow pointing to him to Beagel.
Current status:
Smiley100P: 1001
Beagel: 1002
Has quit, so will have all turns skipped
redgreenandblue: 1003
-Can lie about any question asked
Tymewalk: 995
-Next action that would cause Tymewalk's score to decrease instead causes him to gain 1 point.
-Can pay 2 points to use a slot machine

You drew a blank...card.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Tymewalk

Use Rewind again, let's hope it's better this time around
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

Quote from: TymewalkUse Rewind again, let's hope it's better this time around
You drew:
18 - Lightning

Effect: Flash. Immediately draw a card and play it on whoever you want.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18