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Started by Soundmotion, Mar 04, 2015, 04:39:50 AM

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Soundmotion

Mar 04, 2015, 04:39:50 AM
Post any funny quotes you heard from your friends/other people here, and rate the above.

No one above me/10

danooct1 is a youtuber that does videos on viruses and shows them in action.  My favorite quote from him:

"I hate when viruses don't work"
What's with the boats and ships lately

Dino

#2
Mar 04, 2015, 09:48:31 AM
10/10

*Turns and looks at random object that previously wasn't there*
"Oh, hello."

Soundmotion

#3
Mar 04, 2015, 02:53:09 PM
What's with the boats and ships lately

eveadelekitty

#4
Mar 04, 2015, 09:25:58 PM Last Edit: Mar 04, 2015, 09:26:36 PM by eveadelekitty
9/10

"I am the KING! OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!"
                                                       - Markiplier

mmm whatcha sayyyy

Soundmotion

#5
Mar 05, 2015, 12:37:10 AM
What's with the boats and ships lately

Soundmotion

#6
Mar 05, 2015, 06:03:08 AM
Rate this one, I found a better one.

"I need to back up my viruses"
-danooct1
What's with the boats and ships lately

Soundmotion

#8
Mar 05, 2015, 11:29:01 AM
I'm a bird/10


Alright, the last markiplier one that I did never got used.  Let's do this again...


"Are some of you still not having a good day?  SMILE OR I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL!!"

-Markiplier
What's with the boats and ships lately

Soundmotion

#9
Mar 16, 2015, 01:35:37 PM
bump
What's with the boats and ships lately

Soundmotion

#10
Mar 16, 2015, 01:52:16 PM
stahp ignoring my topic :(
What's with the boats and ships lately

Dino

#11
Mar 16, 2015, 03:07:26 PM
xD

9/10

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas A. Edison

SuperJedi224

#12
Mar 16, 2015, 04:06:16 PM Last Edit: Mar 16, 2015, 04:06:39 PM by SuperJedi224
8/10

"The lesson: When the optimist says the glass is half full, and the pessimist says the glass is half empty, the physicist ducks." -Randall Munroe

Soundmotion

#13
Mar 16, 2015, 11:37:03 PM
5/10

Um... wrong texture pack.  That's a pickaxe, not a gun.
What's with the boats and ships lately

Soundmotion

#14
Mar 27, 2015, 10:07:09 AM
bump
What's with the boats and ships lately

ev3commander

#15
Mar 28, 2015, 06:25:13 AM
Lel/10
The English are not an inventive people, they don't eat enough pie. -Thomas A. Edison
I have regrets.

Soundmotion

#16
May 15, 2015, 06:24:00 AM
9/10

*getting ready for PVP on Minecraft*
Alright ladies and gents...
And there goes the server!
What's with the boats and ships lately

CatsUnited

#17
May 15, 2015, 10:36:39 PM
8/10
"I only want to use Internet Explorer because it has Internet in it" -Someone I know

PrincessPandaTBG

#18
Jul 26, 2015, 09:25:02 PM
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

TheLetterThorn

#19
Jul 28, 2015, 04:05:12 AM
7/10

"Ich bin ein Fuß. Ein Fuß bin ich. Und mörgen, esse alle den Fisch."

(Translation: I am a foot. A foot I am. And tomorrow, I will eat all the fish.)

(It's funny because it's in German, doesn't make any sense, and rhymes. Technically "Fisch" is singular. If it were plural, it wouldn't rhyme anymore.)
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
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PrincessPandaTBG

#20
Jun 18, 2016, 01:18:52 PM
7/10

"Hey, did you gain weight?" - Knuckles the Echidna
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Flowermanvista

#21
Nov 30, 2017, 08:12:00 AM
5/10

"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne."

(Or any variant therof to make it funnier, like "Jesus Bourne, it's Jason Christ.")
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

lanceisthelegend27

#22
Feb 23, 2018, 10:45:29 AM
5/10

"How old are you, ___?"

"August 15th."

-some kid at my school who wasn't paying attention
So I just put something cool and original in here, right?
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