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Non-Standard Lemonade Stand (RPG/"""business simulator""")

Started by Blunderbus, Dec 15, 2017, 12:21:12 PM

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Blunderbus

Quote from: ThartlerDidn't pink colouring come in 3xs each buy/didn't I buy ping flavouring too?

I think Yeroc is inactive.
1: derp yes you did

2: ok
Quote from: CrazeePiBuy a reinforced poking stick I suppose.
ok

You're out of money.
Someone comes up to you and asks for lemonade.
Another person is behind him who asks for lemonade.
Yet another person asks for lemonade.
The last guy asks for lemonade.
And a plain slice.

What do you do?
- Sell stuff
- Haggle
- Poke them all
- BOMB THEM ALL!!!!11
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#77
Awkwardly greet them.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Seanbobe

Sell stuff.

(Question: Will I ever get a chance to change my set of moves/add new moves? I have some new Ideas for moves.)
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My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

Blunderbus

Quote from: seanbobeSell stuff.

(Question: Will I ever get a chance to change my set of moves/add new moves? I have some new Ideas for moves.)
Yeah, you can do the same learning thing that Thartler did (just say what the move and it's just learned over time).
(also this is me procrastinating and not giving a proper update yet xd)
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Seanbobe

Quote from: DaEpikDude
Quote from: seanbobeSell stuff.

(Question: Will I ever get a chance to change my set of moves/add new moves? I have some new Ideas for moves.)
Yeah, you can do the same learning thing that Thartler did (just say what the move and it's just learned over time).
(also this is me procrastinating and not giving a proper update yet xd)
OK.

New move: Pink lemonade: Heals entire group. Skips user's next turn.
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Faressain

Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Seanbobe

My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

Faressain

Thartler decides to learn 'Vine Whip', which is just a whip made of vines, that isn't summoned, but made for higher DMG output but more AP (10)

(1/10?)
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Seanbobe

I'm not sure if I can learn 2 moves at once. If I cannot, I'll just start learning this one after pink lemonade.

He protec: ++ Def. + Sp. def. -- Atk. - Sp. Atk. Enemies can only target user. All effects last 1 full turn. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
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My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
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Blunderbus

@Thartler
Ok.
@seanbobe
You can, but maybe try not to learn too many moves since it might get confusing.

Lemonades are makened. Juicer Bonus! x2 extra lemonades.
You sell stuff. +$5 or something idk let's go with that

Anne, Anna and Hannah come back and now all want to buy a Sugary Cola.
Hint: you need to make that.

You probably know what the options are by now I should stop typing them up all the time
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Seanbobe

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Faressain

Quote from: DaEpikDude@Thartler
Ok.
@seanbobe
You can, but maybe try not to learn too many moves since it might get confusing.

Lemonades are makened. Juicer Bonus! x2 extra lemonades.
You sell stuff. +$5 or something idk let's go with that

Anne, Anna and Hannah come back and now all want to buy a Sugary Cola.
Hint: you need to make that.

You probably know what the options are by now I should stop typing them up all the time

Yeroc isn't active anymore tho.

If there isn't anyone to make sugary cola, Thartler makes some, then sells it.
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Blunderbus

Quote from: Thartler
Quote from: DaEpikDude@Thartler
Ok.
@seanbobe
You can, but maybe try not to learn too many moves since it might get confusing.

Lemonades are makened. Juicer Bonus! x2 extra lemonades.
You sell stuff. +$5 or something idk let's go with that

Anne, Anna and Hannah come back and now all want to buy a Sugary Cola.
Hint: you need to make that.

You probably know what the options are by now I should stop typing them up all the time

Yeroc isn't active anymore tho.

If there isn't anyone to make sugary cola, Thartler makes some, then sells it.
doesn't matter, there's still a juicer
also yeroc is a mixer
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

Faressain

Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Blunderbus

You make a thing. No bonus...

You sell a thing. +$3.

A really shady looking guy (you know, black coat, black hat etc.) comes up to your store and tells you to give him the cat.
What to do?
- Sure, take the cat
- No way, this is MY cat
- RPG battle!
- Bomb (x3)
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Joyous Theta

#91
Have a flashback to a previous life where I baked cakes and realize that this is starting to become basically the same story.

Throw a bomb at him to make sure that doesn't happen!

(If somebody wants to come in and give him the cat then don't throw the bomb.)

Blunderbus

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Faressain

Cat is ours, so sorry, but you're dead, shady guy (by bomb)
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#94
Wait...why the bombs?  He's just asking for the cat.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Faressain

Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Blunderbus

Pi throws the bomb, despite what Eightfour is saying.
It explodes.
Big surprise.




wait he's not dead

"I'll ask you one more time. Give me the cat."
That was probably a mistake.
- Give him the cat like a LOSER
- Don't give him the cat
- Battle time!
- Bomb again??? (x2)
(yes i just trolled you xd)
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Faressain

The GM will probs. troll again, on first, third and fourth option. So we have second option left.
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Blunderbus

join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!

Seanbobe

My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

Blunderbus

Seanbobe pokes them.
They don't seem to care.
Orion is also hissing at them.

"I take it you're not going to give me the cat. You'd better change your mind by tomorrow, or else..."
They leave.
What was that about?

The GM refunds you your bomb because it seems like a nice thing to do.

Great, while you were talking with them and blowing them up another 10 people came and are all waiting.
They all want one lemonade.
As in, you're selling one lemonade.
What do you do?
- Sell it
- Haggle them all
- How on earth are you going to split this among all of you?
- Poke them all
- Bomb them all!!! (x3)
join Fragmented Future to RIDE A TRAIN! WOOOOOOO YEAH, TRAINS, BABY!