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Tymewalk

#151
Oct 14, 2016, 05:07:35 AM
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I write some Python code.
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P-Code

#152
Oct 14, 2016, 11:44:46 AM
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PrincessPandaTBG

#153
Oct 16, 2016, 12:40:54 AM
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red herring

#154
Oct 16, 2016, 09:08:00 PM Last Edit: Oct 16, 2016, 09:12:07 PM by red herring
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dashing through the snow
in a One Gun Open Sleigh
this is a haiku

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#155
Oct 23, 2016, 12:08:09 PM
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good morning, SMF!

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red herring

#156
Oct 23, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
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dashing through the snow
in a One Gun Open Sleigh
this is a haiku

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#157
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It's present time on Christmas morning. I open a suspiciously large present, and it's a vintage computer, my only wish for Christmas. Unable to contain my excitement, I run in to the other room and emerge with two power cords, a monitor, a keyboard, and a video cable. I quickly set everything up, insert the first of my MS-DOS disks in the floppy drive, and start it up.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

Flowermanvista

#158
Dec 23, 2016, 10:22:52 PM
(bump)
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

red herring

#159
Dec 23, 2016, 11:18:39 PM Last Edit: Dec 23, 2016, 11:19:07 PM by red herring
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dashing through the snow
in a One Gun Open Sleigh
this is a haiku

Flowermanvista

#160
Sep 07, 2017, 10:02:08 AM
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I attempt to build a uranium fission reactor in a shed.
good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

Flowermanvista

#161
Dec 23, 2017, 01:38:28 PM
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good morning, SMF!

Fun Fact: Exposure to excessive blue light at night can harm sleep, because blue light tells your brain that it's daytime. To avoid this, I HIGHLY recommend a little program called f.lux. It makes your display warmer at night when the sun sets, reducing blue light exposure at night. Click here to get f.lux. Apparently a small study from Brigham Young University is casting doubt on this old belief, I'll have to keep an eye on this and see if it's reproduced by a larger study/studies. I'll still probably use f.lux even if it is just a placebo because looking at a bright blue screen in a room lit with a warm-white light is kinda obnoxious.

PhantomLuigi

#162
May 22, 2023, 02:36:06 PM
You blow up the shed

I try to cook bacon
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)

Incendiary

#163
Aug 21, 2023, 02:09:31 PM Last Edit: Aug 21, 2023, 02:09:39 PM by Incendiary
The bacon slides into the pan, but because you put the entire block of butter, it keeps sliding around and you try excessively hard to stop it. It ends up flying across the room and hot butter goes everywhere.

I install windows
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl cosplaying as Sakuya Izayoi for April. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
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PhantomLuigi

#164
Aug 21, 2023, 02:36:34 PM
Windows was successfully installed! On an ipad?!?!? UHOH VIRUS ALERT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I try to beat 200cc in Mariokart wii.
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)

Orb Fish

#165
Aug 21, 2023, 08:57:56 PM
You get a Triple Mushroom and smash buttons so hard that all three mushrooms activate at once, noclipping you past the course's boundaries & softlocking the game.

I point out that people might start playing this game like The Unruinable Wish (for example, "I install windows on a computer").
I'm the person who accidentally knocked some people - along with myself - down a big rabbit hole that we call the Mineral Fish fandom.
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