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"No, no! Get a weapon, and then go on an adventure!"

1d20 = 16

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"No search results"

"No search results? Hmm, try changing the spelling."

NO NOT AT ALL THE SPOKESMAN IS STILL VERY BAD BUT WE CAN'T FIRE HIM BECAUSE IF WE DO THEN THIS WORLD WILL CEASE TO EXIST

1d20 = 18

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"We can not accept that there is no replication in the world"

"Okay, your "spokesman" is irreplaceable? Alright then..."

> Go to the lair of the Google and try to change the spelling of the search results. Or something.

"Go to the lair of the Google and try to change the spelling of the search results. Or something."

1d20 = 2

Translation from en -> th -> km -> ka -> hr -> hu -> zu -> yo -> ar -> la -> el -> fa -> lb -> lb -> ps -> bn -> mn -> ms -> zh-TW -> sq -> eo -> sw -> ht -> ms -> co -> bs -> en -> ha -> az -> su -> pt -> si -> bn -> bg -> ja -> sl -> km -> st -> ko -> cy -> ta -> ku -> lt -> zh-TW -> mk -> la -> af -> nl -> ja -> jw -> az -> la -> en -> sw -> ml -> be -> en -> ny -> lt -> be -> ga -> tr -> so -> be -> si -> nl -> ko -> ja -> uz -> ka -> hu -> ru -> sl -> mg -> ca -> bg -> hu -> ro -> en -> my -> hi -> ha -> tl -> mn -> ml -> sd -> fa -> ko -> ht -> sv -> sw -> hi -> bg -> nl -> mt -> fr -> fi -> sd -> ga -> en:

"Find out more about Google Play"

"No, no, I don't want to install apps on my phone right now. I want to know what is going on."

I honestly have no clue, try asking Google or something.

"I honestly have no clue, try asking Google or something."

1d20 = 4

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"Friends with Google"

"You know what, screw this, I'm going to the gym. I'm no longer listening to my subconscious spokesman or whatever." Sarah walks down to the gym.

start controlling another person, hopefully one that doesn't argue with his/her subconsious

"start controlling another person, hopefully one that doesn't argue with his/her subconsious"

1d20 = 8

Translation from en -> no -> fr -> bg -> yo -> cy -> ky -> mg -> mk -> eu -> so -> de -> de -> be -> fr -> tg -> no -> gd -> gl -> te -> mr -> no -> bs -> ky -> pt -> gl -> en -> hu -> sl -> uz -> tr -> haw -> el -> mt -> is -> te -> ne -> mg -> hu -> lt -> gl -> fy -> ms -> vi -> th -> ceb -> su -> uz -> km -> et -> so -> sq -> en -> fi -> sk -> ur -> lo -> vi -> ha -> lb -> so -> so -> eo -> zh-CN -> si -> mg -> hr -> si -> en:

"Let's talk about it"

"No."

i hate this spokesman

"i hate this spokesman"

1d20 = 9

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"I will say"

Sarah ignores the voice and arrives at the gym (finally). "Weird, nobody's here, either. Probably because I spent so much time talking to a voice in my head." Sarah says. "Let me check the cafeteria."

can we please do someone else

"can we please do someone else"

ok sure

Bob is playing on his computer when suddenly he hears a rumble outside! Should he go investigate?

> No, stay on the internet and pwn some n00bs. Or something. You know what, go outside, you're too cringy on the computer.

"No, stay on the internet and pwn some n00bs. Or something. You know what, go outside, you're too cringy on the computer."

1d20 = 1

hoh boy

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"Technology"

Bob decides to stay with technology instead of mysterious rumbles.

Quote from: alexphan"can we please do someone else"

ok sure

Bob is playing on his computer when suddenly he hears a rumble outside! Should he go investigate?

you didn't bad translate this

go to the school where sarah is

Quote from: 8435.5

Quote from: alexphan"can we please do someone else"

ok sure

Bob is playing on his computer when suddenly he hears a rumble outside! Should he go investigate?

you didn't bad translate this

go to the school where sarah is

Eh, whatever. Sarah wasn't really getting anywhere anyway

Maybe help voice your opinion on Net Neutrality?

pump
also sarah technically didn't die

"Maybe help voice your opinion on Net Neutrality?"

1d20 = 12

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"Is that it?"

That would be it, I guess.

Go to the Text Based Games Forums and sign in/up.

"Go to the Text Based Games Forums and sign in/up."

1d20 = 20

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"Enter and enter the game based on match matches."

Bob signs up for Tinder.

stop using tinder and use scratch

"stop using tinder and use scratch"

1d20 = 6

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"Use this page"

Bob goes to different pages on Tinder to find a match (if that's how it works)

figure out how tinder actually works

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