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Started by Alex The JPEG, Dec 10, 2017, 05:34:53 AM

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CellularData

>James's death will happen today
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

Alex The JPEG

"James's death will happen today"

1d20 = 3...again

en -> mn -> mr -> mn -> ky -> my -> ps -> am -> yi -> id -> it -> hu -> ur -> vi -> ny -> hr -> ca -> zh-CN -> uz -> lv -> ka -> no -> mg -> ka -> kn -> mt -> en -> si -> bg -> gd -> tl -> km -> no -> ne -> ko -> ny -> de -> su -> yi -> te -> ko -> tr -> sw -> ha -> cy -> zu -> sr -> cy -> st -> lt -> ur -> mt -> en -> id -> bs -> cy -> fr -> ta -> ig -> pl -> mk -> da -> ml -> yo -> gu -> sn -> sl -> mt -> xh -> ka -> nl -> pl -> fr -> sk -> ca -> fr -> az -> st -> en -> no -> jw -> ne -> xh -> lb -> haw -> ja -> bg -> ta -> mt -> haw -> pl -> sm -> af -> ja -> en:

"Jimmy says he is fool today."

So...my name was Jimmy before someone changed my name to James? Interesting... James thought. And I really do look like a fool today, because I'm standing here in the middle of the street not knowing what to do!
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CellularData

>get hit by a car because he is foolish enough to stand in the middle of the street when a car is coming
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

Alex The JPEG

"get hit by a car because he is foolish enough to stand in the middle of the street when a car is coming"

1d20 = 4

Translation from en -> ga -> lv -> sq -> pt -> fy -> mt -> ja -> be -> gd -> th -> sq -> sr -> ceb -> si -> hmn -> hy -> mt -> yo -> ig -> uk -> eu -> en -> bn -> gl -> tl -> en -> mr -> ig -> fa -> ig -> am -> be -> yi -> sr -> eo -> af -> ko -> sw -> no -> so -> is -> ny -> tr -> ms -> gu -> xh -> tl -> lb -> sr -> zu -> uz -> en -> yi -> nl -> bn -> mn -> en -> mr -> vi -> ps -> uk -> no -> bn -> de -> yo -> en -> is -> ne -> nl -> sr -> ms -> tr -> zu -> eu -> eo -> sd -> ur -> en -> mr -> my -> ml -> fi -> haw -> en -> th -> sq -> pt -> af -> en:

"By default"

So...this is what I used to do all day by default. Standing in the middle of the road doing nothing. James thought.
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CellularData

>then a car comes and hits him
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

Alex The JPEG

"then a car comes and hits him"

1d20 = 14
Translation from en -> lt -> xh -> tg -> nl -> ka -> de -> haw -> tr -> lo -> sq -> bg -> tg -> fi -> gl -> gu -> si -> sm -> ca -> la -> co -> es -> kn -> ny -> pt -> fy -> en -> ja -> hi -> lo -> uk -> sn -> uz -> id -> zu -> is -> is -> en:

"You're in the car"

WAIT WHAT I'M IN A CAR NOW James screams internally as he stares out the window and drives away from his home.
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CellularData

(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

Alex The JPEG

"the car crashes"

1d20 = 15

Translation from en -> hmn -> sk -> es -> el -> tr -> st -> bs -> fi -> da -> sr -> et -> sd -> ta -> ga -> ny -> fr -> ml -> de -> hmn -> my -> tr -> vi -> eu -> so -> hi -> en:

"car accident"

Because James was too busy trying to figure out what the thnak was going on, he didn't look ahead on the road and hit another car. He ended up in the hospital with several broken bones.

A FEW MONTHS LATER, AFTER HE HEALED...

Okay, there is no way James is going to get into a situation like this again. James really needs to figure out what is going on.
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red herring

>James heads out to get some curly fries
dashing through the snow
in a One Gun Open Sleigh
this is a haiku

Alex The JPEG

"James heads out to get some curly fries"

1d20 = 14

Translation from en -> hu -> co -> sn -> no -> ga -> co -> ca -> mi -> ps -> haw -> sv -> fy -> es -> mt -> mk -> sv -> sv -> hu -> ko -> ne -> fy -> is -> sr -> sm -> da -> en -> mk -> mr -> ky -> la -> ca -> so -> az -> hi -> ko -> sl -> en:

"This is true."

It is true that James goes to get curly fries to get his mind off of this whole thing.
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#36
>die by setting himself on fire
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Starmeadows


Alex The JPEG

"die by setting himself on fire"

1d20 = 3

Translation from en -> ku -> cs -> fr -> xh -> uk -> sd -> zh-TW -> ky -> su -> cs -> sd -> ur -> bn -> ms -> am -> kn -> ig -> ml -> ny -> si -> bs -> sd -> mi -> su -> ms -> en -> pl -> nl -> fr -> bs -> lo -> mr -> de -> da -> sn -> sw -> ro -> be -> hy -> am -> gu -> gu -> ko -> hu -> mi -> hr -> st -> su -> eo -> st -> ru -> en -> sd -> no -> zh-TW -> ky -> yo -> bs -> no -> nl -> sm -> ga -> lb -> ja -> yi -> am -> az -> tr -> mn -> ka -> my -> bs -> ps -> tl -> mt -> mi -> af -> en -> sl -> km -> cs -> ca -> sn -> gu -> ny -> haw -> iw -> yo -> hi -> hr -> hmn -> tg -> ps -> en:

"It was a good day."

Now that he has eaten many curly fries, James had a good day.
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Starmeadows


Alex The JPEG

"Do a bunch of stuff"

1d20 = 13

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"company:"

James decides to start a company. What should he name it, and what should they produce?
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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redgreenandblue

>Name it Happy Guy and sell Wireless headphones.
🌱

Alex The JPEG

"Name it Happy Guy and sell Wireless headphones."

1d20 = 10

Translation from en -> hmn -> mk -> uk -> hy -> ms -> bs -> it -> de -> bg -> no -> az -> ar -> my -> kk -> en -> eo -> kn -> mt -> sd -> fa -> sl -> mn -> ps -> hy -> gd -> en-> am -> tg -> nl -> si -> ja -> hy -> sm -> mk -> ml -> eo -> el -> it -> uz -> bs -> ar -> ka -> ko -> so -> bg -> bg -> lo -> yi -> sm -> ha -> mi -> en -> be -> ht -> ru -> ig -> km -> en:

"Control:"

Okay, his company will be named "Control:" which will sell remote controllers. Unless he changes his mind later.
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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CellularData

>change your mind to name it "Happy Guy" and sell wireless headphones.
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

Alex The JPEG

"change your mind to name it "Happy Guy" and sell wireless headphones."

1d20 = 3

Translation from en -> eu -> sq -> sw -> ms -> uk -> sd -> ja -> zu -> lb -> sd -> ru -> mi -> zu -> ta -> eo -> xh -> be -> km -> si -> mn -> fa -> mr -> ka -> af -> mi -> en -> be -> gd -> bn -> en -> ga -> lb -> st -> eu -> ga -> it -> ro -> el -> ro -> ceb -> id -> sk -> nl -> lb -> sm -> ar -> sl -> hr -> gd -> hi -> be -> en -> zh-CN -> kn -> hu -> ha -> ja -> am -> kn -> it -> id -> de -> lo -> gd -> af -> ta -> ku -> sv -> cy -> ca -> tr -> lt -> ja -> el -> bn -> ml -> eo -> en -> ka -> st -> hmn -> hi -> ku -> su -> lt -> kk -> hr -> fi -> hr -> ca -> ha -> ku -> ha -> en:

""Nice""

James changed his mind and decided to change the company name to "Nice"
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

>stop running the company because you're going to screw it up
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Alex The JPEG

"stop running the company because you're going to screw it up"

1d20 = 15

Translation from en -> et -> hr -> it -> uk -> af -> ru -> km -> ga -> ru -> el -> ro -> eu -> bg -> ku -> ja -> su -> sq -> fa -> sd -> fa -> te -> gu -> haw -> jw -> mr -> en -> lo -> ca -> hy -> tl -> gl -> en:

"Change to this group"

James changes his mind again and the name of the new company is named "This Group"
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

>oh my gosh, you have done nothing productive at all just die
j u m b l e !

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Alex The JPEG

"oh my gosh, you have done nothing productive at all just die"

1d20 = 9

Translation from en -> lb -> no -> iw -> am -> st -> vi -> kn -> ca -> sq -> da -> tg -> sv -> ps -> ceb -> hr -> te -> si -> sw -> bs -> tr -> ps -> co -> yi -> mt -> xh -> en -> gd -> sw -> it -> cy -> ka -> yo -> iw -> sr -> kk -> it -> lt -> so -> vi -> sn -> gu -> nl -> id -> it -> fi -> yi -> ms -> hi -> ko -> mi -> zu -> en -> fy -> hmn -> pt -> yi -> sw -> ru -> fi -> sk -> ja -> ro -> en:

"I want to live by thinking that I want to live."

James thinks he's going to live to see his new company prosper. He wants to live to see that day.
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Alex The JPEG

"die"

1d20 = 16

Translation from en -> be -> el -> yi -> yi -> el -> vi -> my -> ml -> ru -> sw -> hu -> sl -> zh-CN -> uk -> vi -> mt -> mg -> te -> zh-TW -> su -> tl -> et -> fy -> ca -> st -> en:

"he died"

Unfortunately, then and there, James just randomly died.

GAME OVER.

Starting new game...

Sarah wakes up to a constant ringing, which stopped after a few seconds. Then it hit her: she was sleeping during class! She is the only one left in the classroom. What should she do?
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