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moneys™

Started by CellularData, Nov 12, 2017, 04:42:09 AM

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CellularData

moneys™ (note the lowercase letter, part of our branding is to never use capital letters) are a currency created in november 2017 by some random kid on the internet. you'll likely never use moneys™ considering tbg currencies are dead, but we try our best to make them good anyway.

upon signing up for a moneys™ account, you will receive 100 moneys™. what will you do with these moneys™? it's up to you. although, we only have a limited amount of moneys™ in the bank (to avoid inflation), so if there are less than 100 moneys™ in the bank, you may be unable to create an account.

moneys™ can be used anywhere and everywhere. it's awesome™! however, please make sure to report all money™ transactions in this thread so we can update the scores.

and of course, like any modern tbg currency, moneys™ are kept track of by us! no need to write down your amount of moneys™ in your signature... pffft, what kind of loser currency does that? and we actually update our currency too, so there is no need to repeatedly ask us to update your amount of moneys™.

the bank ~ 48,299 moneys™
epicanna27 ~ 0 moneys™
shpore ~ 100 moneys™
8435.5 ~ 0 moneys™
beagel ~ 100 moneys™
redgreenandblue ~ 0 moneys™
alexphan ~ 95 moneys™
smiley100p ~ 99 moneys™
tgoradaswh moneys™ version pot ~ 0 moneys™
netherland213 ~ 1,195 moneys™
moneys™ lottery pot ~ 112 moneys™
note: there should be 50,000 moneys™ in circulation at all times. no more, no less. if you notice a problem with this, please report it immediately and we will resolve it as soon as possible.

owe someone moneys™? don't worry, we'll keep track of that for you as well.

redgreenandblue owes the bank 900 moneys™
redgreenandblue owes 8435.5 1 money™
8435.5 owes the bank 1 money™

additionally, we have implemented a high quality security system. if anyone is found to be abusing moneys™ or doing other activities that we consider bad for the moneys™ economy, they can receive an offense. if a user has three offenses, their account will be terminated and they must wait one (1) month before signing up for a moneys™ account again. all of their moneys™ will be returned to the bank.

redgreenandblue ~ 1 offense

important note for conversions:
moneys™ are non-convertable. conversions will only lead to a mess in the economy that was not originally intended to happen. we apologize for any inconveniences that may be caused by this, but we hope that you will be happy knowing that the moneys™ economy will remain stable with this rule in place. thank you for using moneys™.
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Shpore

Ok can have account

CellularData

Quote from: ShporeOk can have account
yes of course
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

wait so are you trying harder than the not-dead currency
signup
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

CellularData

Quote from: 8435.5wait so are you trying harder than the not-dead currency
signup
yes of course, we here at moneys™ are actually putting effort into our currency
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objecty

yay i want to joijn
I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

CellularData

Quote from: Beagelyay i want to joijn
yes of course
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redgreenandblue

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CellularData

Quote from: redgreenandblueok I join
yes of course
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redgreenandblue

🌱

redgreenandblue

OK, I give 100 moneys™ to 8435.5 and and now -900 moneys™ in debt to him. Hundreds of :| are on the brink of extinction and nobody is kind enough to save them. I have also been accused of committing a crime that wasn't against the law at the time of doing it.

This is a tough life.
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

am i allowed to divide moneys™?
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

CellularData

Quote from: 8435.5am i allowed to divide moneys™?
please elaborate, we are not sure what you mean by that. if that means changing the amount of moneys™ in circulation the answer is no.
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redgreenandblue

can I convert my GenericCoins to moneys™
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

Quote from: epicanna27
Quote from: 8435.5am i allowed to divide moneys™?
please elaborate, we are not sure what you mean by that. if that means changing the amount of moneys™ in circulation the answer is no.
am i allowed to give half a money to someone or some other fraction
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

Quote from: redgreenandbluecan I convert my GenericCoins to moneys™
hmm, not sure if that will fly with him
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

CellularData

Quote from: redgreenandbluecan I convert my GenericCoins to moneys™
okay, as soon as we calculate a conversion rate.
Quote from: 8435.5
Quote from: epicanna27
Quote from: 8435.5am i allowed to divide moneys™?
please elaborate, we are not sure what you mean by that. if that means changing the amount of moneys™ in circulation the answer is no.
am i allowed to give half a money to someone or some other fraction
yes of course... down to 3 decimal points
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TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

Alex The JPEG

oooh i want a moneys™ account
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

POST PROGRESS (updated 12/15/2020)
██████░░░░ 0 - 10,000
░░░░░░░░░░ 6,000 - 7,000
███░░░░░░░ 6,000 - 6,100

CellularData

Quote from: alexphanoooh i want a moneys™ account
yes of course
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redgreenandblue

can I get 900 moneys™ from the bank and give it to 8435.5 and be in debt to the bank instead?
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CellularData

Quote from: redgreenandbluecan I get 900 moneys™ from the bank and give it to 8435.5 and be in debt to the bank instead?
yes of course
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redgreenandblue

#22
Quote from: epicanna27
Quote from: redgreenandbluecan I convert my GenericCoins to moneys™
okay, as soon as we calculate a conversion rate.
I think it should be 10 GenericCoins =  1 moneys™
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

we should increase it with each interest payment
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

CellularData

actually, wait.

moneys™ can only be converted to other currencies that don't have inflation. we don't want to have a huge mess on our hands with inflation and such, so we are only converting moneys™ to other currencies of this sort. we apologize for the inconvenience.
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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

but can we increase it with each inflation so that it stays the same
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18