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there exists a mysterious clan where the members have to somehow work the term "swollen watermelon" into each and every one of their posts in the tbg forums. that clan is here and anyone can join. to signify your allegiance to the cult, put the term "swollen watermelon" into your signature somehow.
don't know how to work such a term into a post? here are some ideas:
"He ran like a swollen watermelon down a hill" "She jumped like a swollen watermelon off a trampoline" "It is as if an occult hand had thrown a swollen watermelon at them"
now you know of the clan young child. go forth on your journey, as a swollen watermelon would flow down a river

sorry no

Quote from: epicanna27sorry no

it appears that the swollen watermelon is not for you then. perhaps someone else will join

bump swollen watermelon

ok obviously this isn't working. mods pls close

Quote from: YouFindYourselfInJailok obviously this isn't working. mods pls close

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swollen watermelon

This topic is interesting, like an abnormally swollen watermelon.

I'm pretty sure swollen watermelon was the precursor to beancurrency, which, in turn, was the precursor to save the
the swollen watermelon's legacy lives on