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"'It seems he cares nothing for that,' the innkeeper said.

5/10

"And there a number of special days, such as Remembrance Day in Canada."

(Thanks 1991 Childcraft- HEY, THAT WAS THE YEAR SONIC WAS BORN!]

8/10

"I'm OK, mainly because the Dursleys are all terrified you might turn up and turn them all into bats if I ask you to."


Unfortunately 0/10 because I do not have any wizard relatives, or, on the bright side, wizard-hating Muggle relatives.

I guess it wouldn't hurt to double post, since you rate your own post, right?

"By the time Harry arrived in the kitchen, the three Dursleys were already seated around the table."

0000000/10

...Hello? Anyone? ANYONE WANNA PLAY?

"The school nurse had seen what Aunt Petunia's eyes - so sharp when it came to spotting fingerprints on her gleaming walls, and in observing the comings and goings of the neighbors - simply refused to see: that, far from needing extra nourishment, Dudley had reached roughly the size and weight of a young killer whale."


00000000000/10 ABSOLUTELY NOT

NEW IDEA FOR MORE FUN: try to guess the book that the above user opened!  I'm guessing some harry potter book

"Chapter Three"
i did this wrong

(Yep, Globlet of Fire)
(OMG GLOBLET OF FIRE)
(I'm not eevn gonna correct that typo)
(Or that one)

Also, I don't really like the idea of trying to guess the above poster's book...

Plus, yours is impossible to guess.


"Harry would have dearly loved to have said 'So what?', but he didn't feel that Uncle Vernon's temper should be tested thsi early in the morning, especially when it was already under severe strain from lack of food."

0/10

"The escape of the Brazilian boa constrictor earned Harry his longest-ever punsihment."


0/10

"What did you just say?? You don't want to clog up your...
Oh, Jesus. In a momentary lapse of concentration, you accidentally captchalogue the arms again."

Homestuck isn't a book but--
10/10

"How many times do I have to tell you not to mention such unnaturalness under my roof?" he hissed, his face now a rich plum colour.

0/10

"It's the first time I've ever been in a school bus that didn't smell just a little bit like vomit mixed with orange-scented disinfectant."

2/10

"Why, certainly it is!"

uhhhhh/10

"The late great Marshall McLuhan observed a similar form of non-visual awareness when people interact with inanimate objects."

?/10

"Ready to go on?"
(That was actually my math textbook... It's a review page right before the beginning of the next unit)

3/10

"He sat down on the bed and stared around him."

Uh...7/10 I guess?

"I've tried scraping the bumper stickers off, but whatever kind of glue they put on those things is meant to last until the end of time."
0/10. What the heck.

Ooh, I recognise that! Is that from one of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books?

" "You'd better get dressed and come downstairs and never mind your imaginings," said Marilla as soon as she could get a word in edgewise."

Uh..0/10? I just can't see how that would relate to me at all

Warning: Following text will be in Polish. You're prone to confusion by it.
"- Przebacz mi. Miłuję ją i miłość miesza moje zmysły."
(Literally: Forgive me. I love her and that love mixes my emotions.)
Kudoos for one who know what book it is.

4/10 Hmm, not quite.

"Josie and her husband Brian had always owned rescue dogs and they particularly loved the Border Collie breed, so when Josie decided that she wanted another pet after their beloved dog died, the couple looked everywhere for a suitable match."

2/10 because I love dogs but I've never and can't have one

"Finally, in addition to the current foreign language offerings of Spanish,  French, and Modified Sumerian, schools will now be offering Double Spanish, Weird Spanish, Coptic Spanish, Russian, and Unmodified Sumerian."

10/10 Gotta love that Night Vale.

Um, you're not rating how much you like the sentence, you're rating how much it describes your life...

" "I called it Snow Queen because it was so white." " (part of speech)

Unfortunately 0/10

boomp.

"Another opportunity to show Sam how helpful and involved I could be?"

2/10

"'That was awesome,' said Kelly."

9/10?

...2/10

"Ahead, the way was barred by a circular hole in the deck-plate, ringed by rusty handrails -- a waste chute, scorched and blackened from where clinker from the furnaces had been tipped down."

Mortal Engines by Phillip Reeve

0/10 not relatable.

EDIT: Forgot to check for extra pages.