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A.

The publisher gets the book.

A. Publish it
B. Reject it

A.

It almost instantaneously becomes a bestseller.

Taco:

A. Drown in your fame
B. Drown in your money
C. Don't drown
D. Write a sequel.  It has a lot of loose ends.

C.

Taco continues his normal life for a moment pretending the book never happened.

Jeff's still asleep. You probably got, like, 40 minutes, but you can always order one of those teleportation pad thingies and pretend you were playing in the garden or smthn.

A. Bake a cake!
B. Write a book! done. off the bucket list.
C. GO ON AN ADVENTURE!
D. Think of all the fun things you will do then accidentally fall back asleep (true story, happened three times to me yesterday ;-; )

A.

The cake...

It was no

Jeff woke up and sees the cake.

Jeff:

A. EAT IT
B. No
C. THROW IT AWAY AAA

A.  Jeff ate the cake.

Roll: 5/6.  It was a pretty good cake (for a dog.)

Jeff:
A. Somehow magically find out about the book and read it
B. Eat more cake
C. Randomly notice the moderator / stray cat running down the street

B.

Jeff starts to feel like he ate too much cake, but there's just a bit left!

A. Finish off the cake anyway
B. Put it away for later
C. Get rid of it

B.

Meanwhile, the MODERATOR gets word of the book.

A. Read it
B. Meow
C. get a frickin recap on wt- happened
D. something else

B

Meanwhile, Jeff remembered that his friends wanted to study with him for a test on a few days over skype.
A. Well, get on Skype and study, dangit!
B. ...Nah
C. Maybe later
D. When did we have to get on Skype again? (ask)
E. What studying?
F. What friends? (rip)

D.

Rn

A. DO IT
B. ...
C. Noh
D. What friends tho

D.

he realized his only friend was taco.  then he went outside to make more friends

AND SAW THE MODERATOR RUNNING AWAY

A. GET THE CAT
B. DON'T NOT GET THE CAT
C. SCREAM

Bump

AAAAAAA

You get the cat
Mod:
A. Fight back
B. Meh

B.

Mod:
A. Use magic talking cat powers
B. Meow
C. Nothing

A.

"Unhand me this instant!" You try to say.  Question is- your gender has never been specified.  What is it?  You need to specify it to make a better picture on your voice.
A. Male
B. Female
C. Other
D. Apache Attack helicopter

THIS GENDER DOES NOT EXIST
A

Jeff and Taco are once again separate.
Taco:
A. Bork
B. Floof
C. Fly around
D. Go get food

C.

Mod:
A. Fly around with Taco
B. "Hey I recognize that dog from the RPG forums"

A.

Taco:
A. Bork
B. Floof
C. Try to speak cat

B

A. Floof more
B. no more floof
C. eh this is ok

A.

Jeff:
A. "Oh no you are not floofing yourself to death again"
B. "Wait why can this cat fly"
C. "I THINK I'M HAVING HALLUCINATIONS"

A.

Taco:
A. Kys
B. Unfloof
C. Bork at catmod

B.

Taco:
A. Floof again
B. no

A.

Jeff:
A. make the dog stop floofing
B. watch

B

Taco seems to have used the floof to try and suffocate...
THE CAT MOD

Mod:
A. Whyyyyy
B. Succumb to it
C. Float away
D. STRIFE!

C.

Taco:
A. KILL IT.  KILL IT.  KILL IT.
B. Oh ok

Jeff:
A. Take Taco back to the house
B. Oh ok

A

[some cat language]
Taco:
A. dont stop floofing
B. stop floofing
C. continue floofing but away from the cat