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JEFF!?  YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 1397808798029048619287359683248971296835091827340968325918723490618235928734096235872039846092865987346123094870912365092387490682359873249065098172340968123895719230486059872349871230956129837406923987234629835W7283740263198723461920385729308649082375982374691023856023984698632598123470192386598237409683258963 YEARS.  GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
He also calls Emmoaoa's parents and they ground her too.

Jeff goes to his bedroom, then...
A. Just sits.
B. Sleep
C. Tries to find something to do.

B.

A. Wake up
B. Keep sleeping

A
As  he wakes up, he finds out he fused with Taco!

A. BREAK DOWN THE DOOOOOOR!
B. Go through the window.
C. Yell 'MY NAYM K9JEFF' and go back to sleep.

B

You land outside.

A. Do a cliche and stare at the reflection of your new part-dog body in a nearby pond with unrealistically clear water
B. Attempt to defuse with Taco
C. Bork
D. Floof
E. A, C and D

E.  "Whoa.  I'm a dog-man!  Or a man-dog!  Bork!"

K9Jeff becomes floofy.

"Hmm... Should I defuse with Taco?"

A. yes
B. nah

A

You defuse with Jeff. The random citizens have their attention fixed on you two.

A. Run home, they don't need to know this!
B. YUP YOU SAW IT RITE, I WAS JUST FUSED WITH A CORGO
C. Wave awkwardly
D. Walk along casually as if nothing happened

B.  

Jeff: "YEAH I WAS JUST FUSED WITH A CORGO.  SO?"
Neighbor #1: "uh"
Neighbor #2: "tell me how"
Jeff: "idk it's a magic corgo"
Neighbor #2: "oh ok thanks"

Neighbor #1's choices:
A. Call the psychological dysfunction repairal center (see pages 2 and 6 in Teal's posts)
B. Go inside, get your dog, and try to fuse with it
C. Call 555 on Jeff and Taco
D. Go back inside onto the RPG forums, get on chat, and tell the long story about how your neighbor just fused and then defused with a dog

B.

Neighbor #1 fused successfully with his beagle... And it's name was Luke

Anyways, back to Jeff

A. Go home.
B. Go to school
C. Go to church
D. Go to shop
E. Go to Videogame centre
F. Be lazy and do nothing.
G. Wait, you're dog, Jeff!

A
On the way, Jeff fuses with Taco again and becomes a living taco (the food)...permanently.

A. KEEP GOING!!!!
B. HECK YEAH TACO
C. MAH NAYM JEFF

B.

But wait

This clearly contradicts a thing we've been doing

Consistency turns you back into that human/doggo hybrid

A. Bork
B. Be magic
C. Get on the RPG forums

C.

Jeff: hey guys i fused with my dog
Moderator: o_o

Moderator:
A. Reveal yourself as the cat from the shelter, and tell the story of how you knew a corgo that was able to fuse with humans
B. Nothing.  It's not the right time to reveal yourself.

B

Moderator:that's...cool
Jeff: yeah

Moderator:

You are still sitting up at your computer when you hear the shelter workers walking down the corridor, explaining the nature of the cats in your room to a new volunteer. They could come in at any moment and your secret sentience and laptop-usage will be discovered. What do you do?

A. Calmly and collectedly sTUFF YOUR LAPTOP UNDER A CAT PILLOW OH MY GOD
B. PANICPANICPANIC
C. Do a kitty-scream

Bump

A.

Cat Moderator:
A. Keep hiding
B. Realize that they aren't going to open the door and get back onto the laptop

B

Since the mod fused with the cat, if anyone were to open the door, they'd see something like that of a cat video, since there was a cat sitting right there, tapping on the keyboard.

Back to Jeff....

Jeff unfuses with Taco.

Taco:

A. Floof
B. Floof
C. Floof
D. Bork
E. Go eat food
F. Sleep
G. Floof

(The mod is not fused with the cat - the mod IS the cat.)

F.

Jeff and Taco take a nap.

A. Moderator goes elsewhere on the RPG forums, maybe playing on one of Jeff's games
B. Workers come in and find the moderator-cat using the laptop.

Uh...Free choice?

IS IT A FREE CHOICE?!

A.

You start signing up when a door opens.

What do you do?

A SCREAMMMMMMMMMMM
B Throw your laptop across the room, then flop
C Grab the pink fluffy cat pillow so hard you tear it and drop it on the laptop

C.

The workers see the pillow all ripped up.

A. Leave it
B. Take it out to go get a new one

B

"Augh, wow, not a good first impression...I"ll go get this replaced...You get to know all our cats, okay?"

He picks up the pillow.

Cat:

A. Do the thing we've all been waiting for...CAT SCREAM!
B. Flop
C. RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

boomp

C

He ran away unharmed!

Taco wakes up. He noticed Jeff was still asleep.
A. Bork
B. Meh
C. Floof
D. Jump on his bed
E. Lick his hand

B

Jeff is asleep, this is your chance for fun!

A. Bake a cake!
B. Write a book!
C. GO ON AN ADVENTURE!
D. Think of all the fun things you will do then accidentally fall back asleep (true story, happened three times to me yesterday ;-; )

B.

You only write what is only the THIRD-GREATEST NOVEL BY A NON-HUMANOID ANIMAL IN THE UNIVERSE.  Which is still pretty bad, but amusing to read nonetheless.

A. Publish it
B. Do something else
C. Sleep