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You are the devout god of insanity Orangekit, a small fluffy Orange kitten.

Using your wacky arsenal of powers, tools, and allies, you must aid Orangekit in the real world!

STATS:
Health: Who needs this?
Cookie Fuel: 50
Insanity: 100
Duracell: All charged up!

Actual Stats that might be important:
Happiness: 51
STR: 5
MAG: 5
SKL: 5
SPD: 5
LUK: 5
DEF: 5
RES: 5

Traverse: 10
Lunge: 0
Swat: 0
Charm: 0
Intimidate: 0

Karma: 50 (The higher the number, the more good Orangekit has done.)
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Quote from: InventoryBidoof x1

>Orangekit is in his little cloud home. There is a fridge, a TV, a computer, and his race car bed. What do you wish for her to do?

Evolve into Orangepaw

(Wow, a pokemon and warriors reference all in one post!)

Quote from: epicanna27Evolve into Orangepaw

(Wow, a pokemon and warriors reference all in one post!)

Fool! Do you wish to destroy the fabric of the universe?!

> Open fridge. Look for Cookie 7.

Quote from: coolman2443

Quote from: epicanna27Evolve into Orangepaw

(Wow, a pokemon and warriors reference all in one post!)

Fool! Do you wish to destroy the fabric of the universe?!

Uh yes actually

Quote from: Tymewalk> Open fridge. Look for Cookie 7.

Orangekit peeks into the fridge. Snickerdoodles, Chocolate Chip, Sugar Cookie, aha! Orangekit pulls out Cookie 7.

Quote from: epicanna27

Quote from: coolman2443Fool! Do you wish to destroy the fabric of the universe?!

Uh yes actually

Orangekit just destroys another universe somewhere then. Hopefully that one is blessed with an Orangepaw.

> Use Cookie 7.

Quote from: Tymewalk> Use Cookie 7.

Orangekit uses the cookie, and you hear the voice of Vinny from Vinesauce for some odd reason.

There was supposed to be Joel though...

Anyways, Orangekit peers into it and hears these words...

"Yeah, piece of cake."

> Bidoof.

Quote from: Shpore> Bidoof.

Using Orangekit's insane powers, he spawns a pet Bidoof, because why the heck not.

>Bidoof acquired!

> Bidoof thinks Orangekit is its pet, and Orangekit thinks Bidoof is its pet.

Quote from: Shpore> Bidoof thinks Orangekit is its pet, and Orangekit thinks Bidoof is its pet.

Orangekit pets the Bidoof, the Bidoof is pleased. The Bidoof returns the pet to Orangekit. Orangekit is pleased.

>Happiness grew by 1!

>Orangekit grew bored and decided to go check on the planet Earth. Everything seems normal... let's change that shall we?

What do you wish to do?

Cookiepocalypse!

Quote from: FaressainCookiepocalypse!

Orangekit does a cookiepocalypse. Great job! Pluto is now one giant cookie. Also, you created cookie titans now. Might want to take care of them before they destroy your play things.

>Banish them to a parallel universe.