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Roll: 9
Taco floofs up a ton! He looks like a Pomeranian now.
A. MOAR FLOOF
B. This is OK
C. NOT THAT MUCH FLOOF AAAA

A.

Roll: 6

The floof is now the room

A. MOAR
B. eh
C. N O H

A
He goes upstairs, taking up Jeff's entire room with his fur.
Jeff came upstairs.
A. Aaaaaaa
B. N o h
C. Omg

C.

Jeff starts taking pictures of taco's beauty.

A. Brb seeing if i can come back from the dead
B. alrite no floof

Corgo:
C. MORE FLOOF
D. nah

Jeff: b
Corgo: c
Floof continues to fill the room.
Jeff:
A. S t O p
B. More floof

A.

Roll: 4

The floof takes up the entire floor

A. Call Jackson Galaxy
B. wait no he's for cats
C. CALL HIM ANYWAY AAA
D. but he dosent understand magic

B....?
Floof stops increasing. But its still there.
A. No more floof, I say!!!
B. More floof

B
Floof kills Corgo and dies himself from all that floofing.

We now return to our regularly scheduled Jeff.

Jeff had a test and got an F. He's home now.

A. Admit his terrible grade to his parents and face the consequences.
B. Yell 'MAH NAYM JEFF' and leave the house.

A.

"Jeff, this is your first time getting an F on your test.  Did you not study for it?"

A. "I studied for it!"

B." I'm not sure why."

C." I kind of panicked."

B

It was clearly obvious it was because of the corgi. Speaking off...

The corgi became a zombie. Zombo corgi wishes to return to Jeff.

A. Run guns a blazing to Jeff

B. Systematically get to Jeff

C. Use magic doggo powers to get to Jeff

C

ZC get's to a random guy's house. The owner is named Jeff. But he isn't the jeff you are looking for.

A. Bai
B. Bye
C. See ya!
D. Become one with the new Jeff household.

A

Zombo Taco Corgo goes to the correct Jeff's house.  Jeff immediately realizes it's Taco, but zombified.

A. Run
B. Kill it
C. Take it to the veterinarian

Do A then attempt B (with fire) and decide to try C.

Vet's options:

A. Cure
B. Cure
C. Cure
D. cure
E. Cure
F. CuRe
G. CurE
H. Kill

F.

The combination of copper (Cu) and rhenium (Re) causes a reaction that makes a small amount of liquid.  The vet gives it to Taco, who becomes no longer a zombie and exactly the same as before he died (just without so much floof).

Corgo:
A. Bork
B. Become floofy
C. Roll over
D. Do nothing

B.

Taco causes the vet to defloof him.

A. refloof
B. don't floof
C. floofify
D. Become a UFFO (Injoke. I can't find the image to help go with it. UFFO means unidentified, Flying, Floofy, Object.)

D.

Taco starts floating/flying while becoming very floofy.

Vet:
A. "OH MY GOD IT'S A FLYING DOG SOMEONE GET THE CAMERA!!!"
B. "Um, Jeff... I think something is wrong with your dog."
C. Take the dog out of the air and defloof him.

C.

(15:44:53) ChatBot: Wolfslime123 rolls 1d10 and gets 10.

Taco is defloofed and no longer airborne.

Taco:
A. refloof but don't fly
B. Become a UFFO again

*Taco must floof to fly.

B.  (Also, Taco must floof in order to fly, but to float, he does not need to floof.)

He flies around the room, then starts going in circles around the vet's head.

Vet:
A. Do some medical procedure to fix Taco
B. Let him do it
C. Defloof
D. Call 911 because she thinks she's having hallucinations

D

While the vet panics at her desks and tells the psychological dysfunction repairal centre (Remember? From page 2?) she's seeing floating floofing corgos, Jeff picks Taco up in his arms while the vet is distracted and dashes to the bus stop and sits down, heart racing.

"That was a close one Taco. I thought you said that this was our secret?"

Taco borks apologetically.

...

After a while, the bus arrives.

A. Get on
B. Don't

A.

Taco:

A. bark
B.jump out of jeff's hands
C. Floof slightly.

B

Taco runs around for a bit, then jumps on a frail old woman's lap.

Bus driver:
A. Ask the boy to take his dog and leave
B. Understand and don't get out of the driver's seat, and wait for the boy to sit down

B.

Taco:

A. go back to jeff
B.go back to jeff
C. go back to jeff
D. go back to jeff
E. go back to jeff
F. go back to jeff
G. go back to jeff
H. go back to jeff
I. go back to jeff
J. go back to jeff
K. go back to jeff
L. go back to jeff
M. go back to jeff
N. go back to jeff
O. go back to jeff
P. All of the above

P I guess.

At seeing the embarrassed look on Jeff's face, Taco apologetically jumps off the elderly woman's lap and sits at Jeff's heels.

Jeff goes over to the old woman and says:

"I'm really sorry, I hope my dog didn't bother you."

Old woman:
A "It's okay dear. Come and sit down next to me."
B "Get out of my sight, you disgusting 2000s child!"
C Die suddenly because of the heart problem you were going to the hospital to continue getting treatment for - the sudden corgo on your lap was too much of a shock for your frail old heart to handle.

C

Bus driver:
A. nothing happened at all
B. pull over and try to help the woman
C. die as well, because the bus driver was being controlled by the elderly woman using magic, and if she dies, so does he

C

The bus is out of control.

Jeff:
A Panic with everyone else
B Think about your life decisions up to that point
C Try to break the emergency glass exit
D Try to text your last goodbyes to each of your family, friends, and girlfriend
E Accept death and close your eyes