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Pay them extra, then control the dinosaur from its brain

You ARE the dinosaur now.

What to eat?

*Reprograms dino into being an omnivore*
*eats mean and bad horrible people*

YAY! DONALD TRUMP IS DEAD!
You and the Dino fly to Syria and eat every member of ISIS.
Your dinosaur is now a mile high.

This is getting a bit political...
Yikes, pls stop, I don't wanna be in a roleplay that's POLITICAL, I mean I don't like trump either but still
ok
anyways
Well, since I'm a mile high now, I let people explore inside of me for a cost

Only 2 people die.

Your defense opinion is that geico saves you 15%.

[DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT HAVE ANY OPINION ON GEICO WHATSOEVER]

Ok?

You're a billionaire, BTW.

How

So many people like to explore inside.

[BTW, I'd have been one of them.]

K
Buy a bunch of stuff

Such as?

Pets
And I hire people to take care of those pets
I mean yeah I have a pet dinosaur and all, but I still want other pets
Also pay the people I hired really well

The dinosaur eats one of them.

AAHH NOOO
Prevent the dinosaur from doing that by tugging him back just as he tries to bite it.

The dinosaur is too big to tug back.

...Oh well, I'm pretty sure that was just one of the cockroaches that I haven't named yet.
Phew. Prevent him from doing any more of this, though.