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999 ways to make history teachers facepalm.

Started by Dark, Jun 07, 2013, 04:02:06 PM

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Dark

simple. make sure to number and rate.


1. "The Romans had forums? and here i was thinking computers were new..."
Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

Dino

8/10

2. "Are you sure Einstein used computers to cheat in his maths tests. :/".

jji7skyline

8/10

3. So you said Vikings don't have horns? They're not bulls!
I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

Dino

7/10

4. "I'm SURE Julius Caesar is just another phrase for chicken caesar! D:"

shpeters

9/10

"What do you mean the South seceded from the Union? They failed."
Pretend something interesting is here.

SomeNights-

#6
Oh wow. 9.7579975434431678/10
6. "But I thought that Harriet Tubman created the Subway, after all, she did travel on an Underground Railroad."

Dark

10/10

(guys, number your posts)
7. dinosaurs are extinct? since when? (if i was going to rate that, it would definitely be a 0 :P)
Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

TheAwesomeFace

7/10

8."So, the people on the Oregon Trail went to Idaho?"
Only because something is logical doesn't mean its good.
Candy ▷◯◁ Box
Want some fun?

Dino

9/10

9. "Did Colonel Sanders defeat the nazis?"

joefarebrother

8/10

So... Hitler was that guy who saves jews?
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Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

TheLetterThorn

10/10

11. "Let me get this straight. The Revolutionary War was caused because Americans didn't like tea and decided to dump it into the river?" (Someone actually said this :P)
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Dark

:lol: 18/10

12. Why it it called the Forbidden City? people lived there!
Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

Dino

8/10

13. Are you sure Colonel Sanders invented KFC????? I'm sure Mr. McDonald did!

mythbusteranimator

8/10

"The Indians have been here for millenia? That's a really old baseball team!"

check out this site
i heard it's cool ;)

joefarebrother

7/10

So... The cold war was between the north pole and the south pole?
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

shpeters

9/10

"Why did Lincoln need to tell people the Gettysburg Address? Couldn't they just use Google Maps?"
Pretend something interesting is here.

TheLetterThorn

10/10 :lol:

"So...Ceaser's last words were 'Eat you, beauty?'"
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

eveadelekitty

5/10

"So, did Lincoln really ride a giant velociraptor into battle then pull an AK-47 out from under his hat and blow Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat?"
Man, I wanna see a picture.
Oh wait, I just made one.

mmm whatcha sayyyy

Dark

#19
7/10 that's an MP5K, not an AK47.

19. so, Archimedes invented a solar-powered laser? awesome!
Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

Dino

7/10 Please don't forget to number.

20. Soooo... Pharaoh rode a Rolls Royce in the desert?

bookworm

#21
5/10

21. Were you an eyewitness to all of these events?
:)

TheAwesomeFace

8/10

Everyone thought the earth was flat, but Christopher knew it was round!

(Actually, I think one of my teachers actually said this.)
(If you don't get it, lets just say a round earth was discovered in 500 B.C., possibly even before that.)
Only because something is logical doesn't mean its good.
Candy ▷◯◁ Box
Want some fun?

Dino

9/10

Wasn't World War II in the 18th century? Wait, no, in the 17th century! :DDDD

joefarebrother

8/10

Wait, why couldn't have Christopher Columbus simply searched "America" on Google Maps? He would have discovered it much quicker!
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

whizzer

7/10 c'est trés vieux

"Was there WiFi in the jungle?" (this is real, someone actually asked that)
i'm so tired