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Katamari Damacy is a game where you roll a sticky ball (Katamari) and pick stuff up and grow.
In this text version, you state a reasonable item to roll up with the current size, and then state how much it grew.
The size is based on the metric system.
Example: If the ball was 1 cm...

I roll up a candy wrapper.

The Katamari is now 2 cm

I roll up a gumball.

The Katamari is now 4 cm.

The Katamari is 1 cm.

But now there's a tiny banana stuck to it, making it about 5cm.

25 fruit flies try to get the banana, getting stuck in the process.
The ball is now 15cm

it hits a small mouse

it is now about 25 cm

It accelerates through dry grass, some of which sticks to it.
It is now about 30 cm.

It rolls through a barber shop, picking up lots of hair on the way.
It is now about 35 cm.

It collects the world.  It's 3,959 miles and 35 cm.

Quote from: SilasIt collects the world.  It's 3,959 miles and 35 cm.

Link plays the Song of Time, and time goes back to when the ball was 35 cm.  The ball then rolls off, somehow stealing most of Link's rupees, increasing the size to 42 cm.

The katamari rolls into a jar of peanut butter, increasing the size to 50 cm.

Correction: 3959mi. and 50 cm.

Quote from: TheAwesomeFaceyou state a reasonable item to roll up with the current size

It rolls on a very shaggy dog and picks up the hair.
The Katamari is 60 cm.

The Katamari rolls into a field of innocent Pikmin. The Katamari is now 72 cm.

The Katamari falls into a garden and a destroyed fountain sticks to it. The Katamari is now 172 cm.

Correction: The Katamari is 1 meter 72 cm (100 cm = 1 meter)
The Katamari rolls into a pile of cheap, plastic toys.
The Katamari is 2 meters.

I put myself on it. Wheee

1m 90cm

^390 cm

It hits a envelope.

4 meters.

The ball tears a strip of pavement off of 14th Avenue.

4.32 metres.

It rolls into a Television factory.

5 meters 74 cm.

It gets cold and rolls into a warm blanket. 6m 50cm

It picks up a CapriSun.  Now it is 257.48 inches.  

It kicks a computer mouse.
7m 5 cm

The Katamari rolls up Shadaze fanart.
8m 10cm

The Katamari rolls up a table.

9m 10cm

I have a thing on my computer where I can control a Cluster Soul (Katamari Damacy) through a webpage.
Rolling through the entire webpage and measuring with a Wiimote (I'm not kidding) gives me a diameter of 17.81cm.
Measuring the starting diameter using the LEGO Wiimote's circles gives me 1.77777777778cm, and subtracting that from the full size and adding it to the current count gives me...drumroll please...

The Katamari rolls up this webpage.

9m 26.0322222222cm





(Want an image of the full-size Katamari? Ask me!)

The Katamari rolls up Mephiles the Dark.

10m 26cm