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The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For

Started by Incendiary, Oct 17, 2022, 11:58:34 AM

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Incendiary

Bossfights! RNG! Memes! Everyone quits after 2 pages!

You literally don't even care!

But let's face it, this forum needs a game show. Every other one is inactive.

Contestants face a variety of stupid challenges, YouTubers, broken game mechanics, janky physics and overpowered bosses from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Totally Not Stupid Gaming™ and associates are not responsible for injury or death of contestants, including broken bones, vaporisation, liquification, loss of IQ, being
torn between realities, cringe, going insane, permabans or getting a number 1 Victory Royale.

This section will be expanded as I harvest more souls.

Rules:
- Be nice. Or else.
- Godmodding is subject to terrible failure.
- Don't break the system.
- Stay away from Baldi.
- Being cringe is prohibited.

Players:
File 1 -
Name: Reali
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Height: 5' something
Weight: ?
IQ: 100
IP Address: 127.0.0.2
Credit Card Number: 7
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: ...maybe
Other: Stick figure

Name: Gun
Age: About as old as a gun is
Gender: About as gendered as a gun is
Height: About as tall as a gun is
Weight: About as heavy as a gun is
IQ: About as smart as a gun is
IP Address: About as tech-savvy as a gun is
Credit Card Number: About as rich as a gun is
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: About as capable as a gun is

Name: Smurf
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Height: ?????
Weight: ????
IQ: ∞
IP Address: 8.8.8.8
Credit Card Number: 4947 8449 7993 0715 (Visa)
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: Yes, as long as it's drag and drop based like scratch is ;)

Name: Luigi
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Height: 5 foot 9 inches
Weight: 100 kgs
IQ: 122
IP Address: 169.236.10.221
Credit Card Details: 4000 0012 2456 12555
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: sure


Signup:
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Age:
Gender:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
IP Address:
Credit Card Details:
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft:
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

realicraft

Name: Reali
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Height: 5' something
Weight: ?
IQ: 100
IP Address: 127.0.0.2
Credit Card Number: 7
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: ...maybe
Other: Stick figure
it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
ewow status: 1a has released yet; voting has ended
videos | FS3 | FS3 Wiki | Ratings | Calendar | Universe Manager 2 | Sandbox
65536 progress: ~13.08% @ 97d (0y 3m 5d) [03/18/2024] {8572/65536}



:P:|:o

Incendiary

Quote from: realicraftName: Reali
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Height: 5' something
Weight: ?
IQ: 100
IP Address: 127.0.0.2
Credit Card Number: 7
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: ...maybe
Other: Stick figure
And here we have Reali, a pretty average looking Stick Figure who definitely won't have their IP and credit card number used for unintended purposes.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Joyous Theta

#4
Name: Gun
Age: About as old as a gun is
Gender: About as gendered as a gun is
Height: About as tall as a gun is
Weight: About as heavy as a gun is
IQ: About as smart as a gun is
IP Address: About as tech-savvy as a gun is
Credit Card Number: About as rich as a gun is
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: About as capable as a gun is

Incendiary

#5
Quote from: Joyous ThetaName: Gun
Age: About as old as a gun is
Gender: About as gendered as a gun is
Height: About as tall as a gun is
Weight: About as heavy as a gun is
IQ: About as smart as a gun is
IP Address: About as tech-savvy as a gun is
Credit Card Number: About as rich as a gun is
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: About as capable as a gun is
Here we have gun, who is a gun that is gun years old, will definitely be gun and is about as gun as gun. Which gun? We don't know!
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Joyous Theta

Gun lies on the floor and fires in the general direction of absolutely nobody.

Incendiary

Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Incendiary

Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Doctor Eggman

I'm the alternate account of a very specific arsonist, and I've come to make an announcement.
SONIC TOOK MY BEANS! HE JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND TOOK MY BEANS! DAMNIT SONIC I WANTED TO MAKE ENCHILADAS FOR DINNER! I SPENT 4.99 ON THOSE BEANS AND I HAD TO BUY MORE SO I COULD MAKE ENCHILADAS! DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR I HAVE TO WALK TO GET MY BEANS!? CAN'T YOU JUST GO AND BUY YOUR OWN? YOU LITERALLY LIVE 3 MINUTES FROM THE SUPERMARKET! YOU SPENT MORE TIME STEALING BEANS FROM ME THAN IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN FOR YOU TO JUST WALK TO THE SUPERMARKET! GOD, FU-
Hello, thank you for contacting Eggman Industries. This is an automated message. We are currently receiving an abnormally high number of calls right now and cannot respond. We apologise for the inconvenience.

Joyous Theta

Gun lies on the floor and shoots in the general direction of Doctor Eggman.

Not very accurately, mind you. Gun probably hits a stray toaster or something.

Incendiary

Indeed, the prop toaster is sent flying across the room. Wait, I thought the gun couldn't fire...

Anyway, I guess these forums are pretty dead so we're not gonna be starting for a while. Feel free to do things is the lobby.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

DifferentDance8

Name: Smurf
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Height: ?????
Weight: ????
IQ: ∞
IP Address: 8.8.8.8
Credit Card Number: 4947 8449 7993 0715 (Visa)
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: Yes, as long as it's drag and drop based like scratch is ;)
out of all the changes i was expecting from the migration, actual bbcode without CABS and profile pictures were not one of them
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hello. i am differentdance8. my scratch profile tells more information so uhh

Incendiary

Quote from: DifferentDance8Name: Smurf
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Height: ?????
Weight: ????
IQ: ∞
IP Address: 8.8.8.8
Credit Card Number: 4947 8449 7993 0715 (Visa)
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: Yes, as long as it's drag and drop based like scratch is ;)
Here we have Smurf, screw him in particular cause he ruins ranked games for everyone. Also incapable of flying any existing interdimensional spacecraft or hiding their credit card number seriously that better not be real even without the CVC or expiry date or smth.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Incendiary

Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Luigis_Pizza

Name: Luigi
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Height: 5 foot 9 inches
Weight: 100 kgs
IQ: 122
IP Address: 169.236.10.221
Credit Card Details: 4000 0012 2456 12555
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: sure
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)


Incendiary

Quote from: Luigis_PizzaName: Luigi
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Height: 5 foot 9 inches
Weight: 100 kgs
IQ: 122
IP Address: 169.236.10.221
Credit Card Details: 4000 0012 2456 12555
Ability to fly a big interdimensional spacecraft: sure
It's about time we introduce you to a relatively intelligent plumber who can probably fly a big interdimensional spacecraft and is somewhat realistic.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Incendiary

Alright I think it's about time we start.

The first challenge is to eliminate 6 angry Fortnite dudes who seem real angry for some reason.

You can fight them with any weapon you choose by summoning it.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

realicraft

Reali summons a rocket launcher that's been modified to shoot a bunch of swords instead.
it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
ewow status: 1a has released yet; voting has ended
videos | FS3 | FS3 Wiki | Ratings | Calendar | Universe Manager 2 | Sandbox
65536 progress: ~13.08% @ 97d (0y 3m 5d) [03/18/2024] {8572/65536}



:P:|:o

Luigis_Pizza

Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)


Joyous Theta

#20
Gun summons a gun in the space that Gun is currently occupying, replacing Gun with Gun.

Incendiary

Gun dies
Quote from: realicraftReali summons a rocket launcher that's been modified to shoot a bunch of swords instead.
The launcher is heavy, but surprisingly ergonomic.
Quote from: Luigis_PizzaLuigi summons the griddy
Luigi gains +1 Salt, +1 Troll and -3 Charisma
Quote from: Joyous ThetaGun summons a gun in the space that Gun is currently occupying, replacing Gun with Gun.
Gun

I doubt the other dude will show up, if not, forget them.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

realicraft

Shoot a bunch of swords with the Bunch-of-Swords-Launcher. Aim towards the Fortnite dudes.
it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
ewow status: 1a has released yet; voting has ended
videos | FS3 | FS3 Wiki | Ratings | Calendar | Universe Manager 2 | Sandbox
65536 progress: ~13.08% @ 97d (0y 3m 5d) [03/18/2024] {8572/65536}



:P:|:o

Joyous Theta

#23
Gun wishes to plant subliminal messaging in the minds of the other contestants that the only weapon that could reasonably kill a Fortnite dude is Gun, and attempts to do so by shooting in the general direction of nothing.

Luigis_Pizza

Luigi uses the griddy on the fortnite dudes after they get kablammed
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)


Incendiary

Quote from: realicraftShoot a bunch of swords with the Bunch-of-Swords-Launcher. Aim towards the Fortnite dudes.
Attack: 77

A direct hit! One Fortnite Dude is removed from the arena.

Quote from: Joyous ThetaGun wishes to plant subliminal messaging in the minds of the other contestants that the only weapon that could reasonably kill a Fortnite dude is Gun, and attempts to do so by shooting in the general direction of nothing.
Attack: 23

The bullet pings off of the wall. L.

Quote from: Luigis_PizzaLuigi uses the griddy on the fortnite dudes after they get kablammed
Attack: Nice

All Fortnite Dudes get hella mad, raising their attack and lowering their defence.

Enemy turn:

Attack: 73

Fortnite Dude 1 summons an Epic Mk47 and hits Reali for 84 damage.

Attack: 44

Fortnite Dude 2 summons an uncommon Micro-Uzi and fails to hit any shots. L

Attack: 42

Fortnite Dude 3 summons an uncommon M1928 but uses none of those bullets to kill anyone.

Attack: 6

Fortnite Dude 4 fails to do anything.

Attack: 55

Fortnite Dude 5 picks up two rare FNX-45 handguns and deals 78 damage to Luigi.

Allied Stats:

Reali (416/500HP, 1 bean)
Luigi (422/500HP)
Gun (500/500HP)

Enemy stats:
Fortnite Dude (100/100HP)
Fortnite Dude (100/100HP)
Fortnite Dude (100/100HP)
Fortnite Dude (100/100HP)
Fortnite Dude (100/100HP)
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce