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Post ways to destroy a nut. It can be crazy, illegal, inhumane, impossible or beyond ridiculous.

If you're feeling like it, you can 1-up the above person and expand on their idea by adding more.

Number your choice and rate the above.

1. I spray it with a P90

0/0
2. I try to balance an MRI machine on it.

6.8/10

3. I drop a thousand anvils on it.

0/0
4. I turn it into a wasp.

1/10

5. I use it as a tennis ball and smacked at it.

0/0

6. I put it in Gozjer's shredder for s a t i s f a c t i o n

8/10

7. I purchased a nutcracker, and smack the nut with it until it cracks.

[no gameplay value]

Quote from: PkmnQ2. I try to balance an MRI machine on it.

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG3. I drop a thousand anvils on it.

Quote from: PkmnQ4. I turn it into a wasp.

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG5. I use it as a tennis ball and smacked at it.

Quote from: PkmnQ6. I put it in Gozjer's shredder for s a t i s f a c t i o n

VVVVV

Quote from: IncendiaryGamingrate the above

8.9/10

8. I put it in Minecraft, and used flint and steel to ignite a nearby creeper.

Creeper/Aw man

9. Pour gasoline on it, surround it with firecrackers and cover it in wood and other flammable material, then throw a thermite stick on it.

7/8

10. Put it in a glass and yell at it. If it doesn't break when the glass breaks, use a piece of the remains to poke the nut until it cracks.

6/10

I feed it to a squirrel

4/10

I lightly tap it with a glove that makes things spontaneously disappear.

6/10

I shoot it with a nuke

1/10

15. I repeatedly throw it into a wall and burn the remains with a torch, then mix the ashes into some water before disposing of it in space.

4/10

15. I would cut it in half with a laser

1/10 Incorrectly labelled

17. Throw it onto a rock.

0/10 No, post #8 did not count as a value, so now the number is one off from the post number.

17. Chuck it in a furnace.

Idc/10

18. Throw it to someone else's head and tell them to deal with it.

3/4

19. Smash it with a sledgehammer.

insert rat/ing here

0. I take the 2 from the label and smash the nut with the sharp end

10/10

21. the missing 1 in the ratings is taken to smash the nut.

1/0
22. I don't know, just crack it.

8 (crack it)/10

23. Use a drill to make a hole, and use a crowbar to open it.

Classic/10

25 (correct rating). I use a diamond-cutting laser to incinerate it, then feed the remains to a bird.