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The Most Chaotic Video-game Mashup CYOA ever

Started by Incendiary, Dec 12, 2020, 11:28:07 PM

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Incendiary

You find yourself awake on some dirt. There are various blocky sheep around, with cubic trees. Minecraft, you think.

A villager appears out of no-where, which you seem undisturbed by.

"Hello there, I'm Gary Guideman, and I'm your guide, because that's my name. At least for the Minecraft portion of your adventure. Now, decide on your name. This is gonna carry over to other Universes. Don't make it ridiculous or unrealistic, or the GM's gonna swing that banhammer"
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Incendiary

Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Fishmael

"Oi, my name's Brad, guvnah," Brad says, in his signature cockney accent.
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Incendiary

"Ok, Brad. Go punch that tree!" The guide points at a regular old oak tree.
(Also, I highly discourage accents of any kind)
Name Locked: Brad
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Joyous Theta

"Olright then," Brad says, "Gettin' ter the ol' fisticuffs with this here buggah now are we." Brad puts up his fists.

Incendiary

I did say that I highly discourage accents. I will not permit accents to be used in future.

Brad puts up his fists ready to punch the tree.
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sparkycinnamon

#7
Brad punches the tree.
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

Incendiary

Brad swings his fists at the tree until it breaks. A cubic metre of the tree trunk pops out, but the rest of the tree floats.
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Byron_Inc_TBG

eh

Scratchykit

#10
Iolitestar awakens and punches Gary Guideman til' he dies.

she then goes off and kills a chicken nearby.

(question- do we just control one character?)
SK (she/her). 15 y/o

PFP by yours truly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) haha finally I changed it to my own art

Not the most active here but I visit sometimes because this place is nice and also brings me nostalgia because of how much I was on here when I was 12

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Joyous Theta

"Gor blimey!" Brad says in surprise, "What's tis'?" he points at the floating tree and looks over towards Gary Guideman, only to notice he has been punched until he died. "Govnah!? Speak ter me! Are ya okay?!" he picks up Gary Guideman in his arms and begins to cradle him.

Fishmael

"Oll roight, this is a roight fine perdicament!" Brad says. He tries to remember his days before being brought into Minecraft to see if he remembers his years spent as a member of the Red Cross to help in this situation.
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Incendiary

#13
Quote from: Scratchykit-IolitestarIolitestar awakens and punches Gary Guideman til' he dies.

she then goes off and kills a chicken nearby.

(question- do we just control one character?)
Yes, we control 1 character. Bryon got there first, so all other actions have been ignored.

Brad continues until the tree is destroyed.

(Also, if any posts give Brad an accent in his voice, they will be ignored)
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Fishmael

Brad puts the logs back where he got them, hoping to rebuild the tree before the leaves disappear. Nature should be cherished.

(Also, what's the problem with him having an accent?)
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Byron_Inc_TBG

eh

Incendiary

Quote from: FishmaelBrad puts the logs back where he got them, hoping to rebuild the tree before the leaves disappear. Nature should be cherished.

(Also, what's the problem with him having an accent?)
Others could possibly be offended, and it's better if everyone can understand normal, plain English.

Brad puts back the logs back, the leaves remaining.

"No, no, no," Gary says, "your supposed to mine the logs, turn them into planks, then collect the sticks and saplings from the leaves. You can regrow the trees by planting the saplings, no need to worry about sustainability"

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG(Also I am Byron, not Bryon)
Intentional meme
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

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Byron_Inc_TBG

:o

Brad followed Gary's instructions and mined them again.
eh

Incendiary

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG:o

Brad followed Gary's instructions and mined them again.
The tree is mined. Brad crafts the wood into planks and picked up the sticks and saplings that dropped.

Inventory:
24x Oak Wood planks (material)
9x Stick (material)
1x Apple (consumable, material)
Stats:
HP: 100
Hunger: 100

Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

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Fishmael

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Incendiary

Quote from: FishmaelBrad crafts nine wooden hoes.
You do not have a crafting table nor sufficient resources.

"Alright, now you need to make a crafting table, a wooden pickaxe and a wooden axe. Optionally a sword, but I'd save that for when you get stone"
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Fishmael

#21
Brad makes a crafting table (4 planks) and 8 sticks (4 planks). He then makes 8 wooden hoes (16 planks, 16 sticks).
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Faressain

Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Incendiary

Quote from: FishmaelBrad makes a crafting table (4 planks) and 8 sticks (4 planks). He then makes 8 wooden hoes (16 planks, 16 sticks).
You craft 8 hoes.

"Seriously? That's not ideal at all." Gary tells you.

Quote from: FaressainThen Brad digs straight down with hoes.
"You fool! You broke the number one rule of Minecraft!" Gary yells.

You fall 50 blocks into a ravine, and into some lava.

"Try not dying." the screen says.

Score: 0

Your luck and skill has been reduced by 5%

You respawn on a hill. This time, a large blue portal stands in front of you.

"Hey there!" A person behind you says, "I'm Jim, Keeper of the Portal. This thing takes to a random dimension, but I've never used it."
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Joyous Theta

Brad ignore him and goes to craft more wooden hoes, for he feels the need to create the greatest farm ever.

Fishmael

Brad also crafts a few buttons while he's at it. He has no plans to make redstone devices, but likes putting buttons wherever he can.
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