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(I created this per something I posted on the Shef Kerbi News Network RPG and because DoubleDenial, the creator of Apple News Network (also on this site) is inactive. This is not a duplicate of the latter.



Carmes News is a brand new news network in Dreem Lend (a bootleg version of Dream Land from the Kirby series), made by none other than Carmes Inc.

RULES

No using real news stories. Earth may be used in news stories, but Earth in the universe which Carmes News and its predecessors exist is fictionalised.
Make the news good. Carmes News need enough money from good news reports.

ROLES

News Reporter - makes news reports.
Advertiser - makes advertisements. Advertisements are prefered to be image
Weather Man - makes weather
Comic Man - makes comics. Preferrably in image form.

MONEY

Current money: $11500
Carmes Inc's funds are seperately managed from Carmes News.

Expenses:

$1000 - News Report and Website updating
$100 - Existence for 1 day (subtracted every time a bulletin releases)
$200 - Wages per contributor to bulletin

Incomes:

$500 - $1250 - News report or weather report
$750 - $1500 - Ads not by Carmes or for Carmes Inc products
$500 - $1000 - Ads by Carmes or for Carmes Inc products
$400 - $1200 - Comic

SIGNING UP

Characters may be imported from Shef Kerbi News Network or Apple News Network, but only if you owned one on those RPGs.

Fill in this if a new character is being created (do not fill in the details with real details of yourself in real life, you can make up details for your character)

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Experience:
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple):
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: []

EMPLOYEES

Quote from: SausageMcSauceName: Carmes
Gender: M
Age: Around 26
Experience: Owns Carmes Inc.
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reporter, advertisements maker, comic man
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [i am carmes anyway]

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGName: Byron
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Experience: Wrote the school magazine in high school.
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): All four.
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [Byron]

Quote from: SuperKamekAreaName: SuperKamekArea
Gender: male
Age: 23
Experience: Made lots of ascii art in MS-DOS 6.22, made 512 comics. made 1448 projects in scratch so far, both shared and unshared
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): Comic Man
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [✓SuperKamekArea]
Other: uses a legacy MS-Paint style a lot

Quote from: Scratchykit-Iolitestari'm making two characters, but don't worry, they are different. they prefer writing different things.

Name: Flip
Gender: M
Age: about 12 (in cat years)
Experience: Collaborated with Orion on a novel called "The Dark Daisy". won a creative writing contest.
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reporter (News)
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: {Flip}

Name: Orion
Gender: trans male
Age: 16 (in cat years)
Experience: wrote "The Dark Daisy", "WarriorBlood", "The Mating Tree", "Blood Star's wrath", "Winter Love- Cold Heartbreak", "Winter Love- the new hot kit", and "Tribal encounter of the seventh kind".
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reorter (Crime, courthouse notes, Opinion article contributor)
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [Orion]

Quote from: IncendiaryGamingName: Crewmate
Gender: Crewmate
Age: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Experience: A lot
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reporter, Advertiser
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [Sign]

BULLETINS

A list of all bulletins is here.
1: 16 Nov 2020

Name: Byron
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Experience: Wrote the school magazine in high school.
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): All four.
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [Byron]

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGName: Byron
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Experience: Wrote the school magazine in high school.
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): All four.
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [Byron]

Accepted, as you were in Apple News Network.

Name: SuperKamekArea
Gender: male
Age: 23
Experience: Made lots of ascii art in MS-DOS 6.22, made 512 comics. made 1448 projects in scratch so far, both shared and unshared
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): Comic Man
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [✓SuperKamekArea]
Other: uses a legacy MS-Paint style a lot

NEW NEWS NETWORK MADE
After Shef Werld News Network had closed, Apple, Inc. had created a new network called "Apple News Network". Unfortunately, the owner of Apple News Network, Apple The Cat, hadn't been active after the first bulletin, causing chaos between workers, and also not publishing a second bulletin since October 2 2020. Carmes, Inc. took the opportunity and made a new news network, Carmes News.
Carmes News is a brand new news network in Dreem Lend, made by none other than Carmes, Inc. They were funded $5000 by Carmes, Inc. upon starting, which is more than Apple News Network.
There are four types of jobs. The News Reporter makes news reports. The Advertiser makes advertisements. The Weather Man reports the weather. The Comic Man makes comics.
"We hope that Carmes, Inc. can stay long, to help the people who need to know the latest news," one of the workers, Byron said, "It is located in Dreem Lend, but nevermind, since it is already announced to be a part of Earth."
Let's hope Carmes News can publish news that helps the people on Earth, no matter the location, race, age, *, etc.

Honestly I'm not sure if I'll join this because I'm too afraid you'll reject news because it interferes with whatever lore exists and would rather just be able to entirely disregard lore when making reports.

Byron brings the news he wrote for the second buttelin on ANN to Carmes News. "I guess we can also publish these," he said.

Quote from: SuperKamekAreaName: SuperKamekArea
Gender: male
Age: 23
Experience: Made lots of ascii art in MS-DOS 6.22, made 512 comics. made 1448 projects in scratch so far, both shared and unshared
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): Comic Man
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [✓SuperKamekArea]
Other: uses a legacy MS-Paint style a lot

Accepted.

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGByron brings the news he wrote for the second buttelin on ANN to Carmes News. "I guess we can also publish these," he said.

That is what I plan to do. News by non-Carmes News employees will make its way into the first Carmes News report as well.

i'm making two characters, but don't worry, they are different. they prefer writing different things.

Name: Flip
Gender: M
Age: about 12 (in cat years)
Experience: Collaborated with Orion on a novel called "The Dark Daisy". won a creative writing contest.
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reporter (News)
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: {Flip}

Name: Orion
Gender: trans male
Age: 16 (in cat years)
Experience: wrote "The Dark Daisy", "WarriorBlood", "The Mating Tree", "Blood Star's wrath", "Winter Love- Cold Heartbreak", "Winter Love- the new hot kit", and "Tribal encounter of the seventh kind".
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reorter (Crime, courthouse notes, Opinion article contributor)
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [Orion]

Name: Crewmate
Gender: Crewmate
Age: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Experience: A lot
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reporter, Advertiser
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [Sign]

Quote from: Scratchykit-Iolitestari'm making two characters, but don't worry, they are different. they prefer writing different things.

Name: Flip
Gender: M
Age: about 12 (in cat years)
Experience: Collaborated with Orion on a novel called "The Dark Daisy". won a creative writing contest.
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reporter (News)
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: {Flip}

Name: Orion
Gender: trans male
Age: 16 (in cat years)
Experience: wrote "The Dark Daisy", "WarriorBlood", "The Mating Tree", "Blood Star's wrath", "Winter Love- Cold Heartbreak", "Winter Love- the new hot kit", and "Tribal encounter of the seventh kind".
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reorter (Crime, courthouse notes, Opinion article contributor)
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [Orion]

Quote from: IncendiaryGamingName: Crewmate
Gender: Crewmate
Age: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Experience: A lot
Role (choose any of the four above, you can have multiple): News Reporter, Advertiser
Sign in the square brackets to agree to Carmes' nonexistent terms: [Sign]

All accepted.


Also, here is Carmes' news reports for the first Bulletin, taken from Apple News Network:

DREEM LEND INVITED TO UNITED COUNTRIES

Despite being in a different universe from Dreem Lend, the United Countries of Earth has invited Dreem Lend to be a member. It was mainly made possible when Donald Spokeperson (who once posed as a different person named 'Jeffrey White') was removed from the White House and replaces by Felicia Felica and her vice 'Jeff Bide'.

Keyn DDDD has yet to comment on this, as he is currently focusing on expanding his castle and sorting out the pumpkin army that ate a cave full of candy.


WALL-DESTROYING DAY DECLARED

A new holiday has been made in the US, Wall-Destroying Day. It will happen on the anniversary of Donald Spokeperson being removed from power. On this day, the president has to destroy a random wall across the country.

Speaking of walls, no wall will be made around Carmes Inc's future US office.


DOCUMENTS INVOLVING THE CARMES INC BUILDING LEAKED

A random person has leaked several documents onto LeakedThings several documents involving The Carmes Inc Building's construction and planning dating from mid-2019 (around the time Carmes dissappeared from Shef Kerbi News Network), known in the documents as the 'Pig Soop Tower' (as it was built before Carmes Inc formed and when Carmes was only CEO of Nummy Foods Inc.). The documents mentions a very secret fact that PreCure Selene's house was in the basement of the tower.

Red Computer Labs are trying to invent loads of security measures just in case the documents are misused.



Here is an ad and comic as well, both by me:




Some of Byron's Apple News Network reports will go in the first bulletin as well, and I might wait for another user to make something.

Internet explorer comics coming soon, heres a sneak peak

Orion has written a crime article. here it is:

Quote from: Orion, obviouslyThe Crimal: the latest crime news
By Orion Sparkfur

Dreem Lend Police Blotter

the Dreem Lend Police department reported the following incidents to us from november 1-5 on Saturday:

november 1: Mistfish Wildfur, of Doveclan, WarriorCatWorld, was charged with attacking a child.

november 1: Star Dream, of Dreem Lend, was charged with using a love-related power to hypnotize someone.

november 2: Forrest Sun, of Sukyunae, TBGforums, was charged with failure to control a vicious/dangerous animal.

november 3: Deep, of WarriorCatWorld, was charged with malicious assault.

november 3: Flipblush whispwind, of TBGtown, forumtopia, was charged with urinating in public.

november 4: Ravineheart, of Ravineclan, Blaze Volcano, WarriorCatWorld, was charged with smuggling in an illegal substance.

november 5: Bravekit, of WarriorCatWorld, was charged with underage roaming.

HEY CUBE #3 by Suesye
by Suesye
Sorrow, feel I do
The last hi cube unpublished
Wait, I don't work here

Quote from: Scratchykit-Iolitestarnovember 1: Star Dream, of Dreem Lend, was charged with using a love-related power to hypnotize someone.

Wait, is that the same Star Dream as that Haltmann guy's super computer or is this a different Star Dream?

Why Study
The more you study,
The more you learn.
The more you learn,
The more you forget.
The more you forget,
The less you know.

Quote from: Joyous ThetaHEY CUBE #3 by Suesye
by Suesye
Sorrow, feel I do
The last hi cube unpublished
Wait, I don't work here

Quote from: Scratchykit-Iolitestarnovember 1: Star Dream, of Dreem Lend, was charged with using a love-related power to hypnotize someone.

Wait, is that the same Star Dream as that Haltmann guy's super computer or is this a different Star Dream?

different

Quote from: Joyous ThetaHEY CUBE #3 by Suesye
by Suesye
Sorrow, feel I do
The last hi cube unpublished
Wait, I don't work here

Quote from: Scratchykit-Iolitestarnovember 1: Star Dream, of Dreem Lend, was charged with using a love-related power to hypnotize someone.

Wait, is that the same Star Dream as that Haltmann guy's super computer or is this a different Star Dream?

Suseye can be imported from Apple News Network and become an official Carmes News employee if they want.

Internet Explorer Comics are being released!
Comic 1

(edit: wrong comic)

The first issue will most likely be out tomorrow.

Edit: It is now here, at this link

Money:

Existence: -$300
Bulletin: -$1000
Wages: 5, -$1000
Special Payrise: -$1000 (shared between employees)

New News Network: $1000 (being generous)
Felicia: $800
United Countries: $500
AnimeCon: $900
Hi Cubes: $500
Portal Museum: $800
Math Collapsed: $750
Leak: $500
Oatmeal: $1000
Crime News: $600
Anime Show: $750
IE Comic: $800
Wall-Destroying: $500
Weather: $400

Current Money: 11,500

I guess you forgot to load my comic here..?

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGI guess you forgot to load my comic here..?

I will put it in the next report.

Comic 2 is released for IE comics!!!

I have two news reports by me for the next bulletin. I will put them here soon.

For comics, both 1 and 2 of IE comics will be in the next bulletin.

IE comic 3 released