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It's 1 AM. For some reason, you're in a Burger King.

Rules:

- Do whatever.
- Follow the TBG guidelines.
- Be fair, don't be mean to other players.
- Try not to softlock, but IDK how you'd softlock in a Burger King

Name:
Gender:
Description of yourself:
Why are you here?: (Are you a worker? What position do you work in? Are you a customer?)
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?:
Other:

Name: Hh...
Gender: H
Description of yourself: Hh... is a bit hhhh, if you catch my drift.
Why are you here?: "Customer," but hh... isn't gonna buy anything.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: It is a secret to all but those that can penetrate hh...'s mind.
Other: Hhh... Hhhhh hh hhhhh hh hhhh hh hhhhh.

Name: Whacko the Clown
Gender: Whacko
Description of yourself: Wise Straw Hat Clown
Why are you here?: Customer, but not here to shop
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: Hopes to challenge the Burger King himself to a duel.
Other: Whacko

Name: Andy
Gender: Male
Description of yourself: Anomalocaris in an aquarium-like mech suit.
Why are you here?: Customer
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: To create chaos and initiate civil war in the Burger King.
Other: A classic.

Quote from: FishmaelName: Hh...
Gender: H
Description of yourself: Hh... is a bit hhhh, if you catch my drift.
Why are you here?: "Customer," but hh... isn't gonna buy anything.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: It is a secret to all but those that can penetrate hh...'s mind.
Other: Hhh... Hhhhh hh hhhhh hh hhhh hh hhhhh.

Quote from: Joyous ThetaName: Whacko the Clown
Gender: Whacko
Description of yourself: Wise Straw Hat Clown
Why are you here?: Customer, but not here to shop
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: Hopes to challenge the Burger King himself to a duel.
Other: Whacko

Quote from: ShporeName: Andy
Gender: Male
Description of yourself: Anomalocaris in an aquarium-like mech suit.
Why are you here?: Customer
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: To create chaos and initiate civil war in the Burger King.
Other: A classic.

All accepted. I'll probably make an employee for my own character soon

Whacko walks into the burger king.

"Hey kids, Whacko here." Whacko says.

Name: Dan
Gender: Male
Description of yourself: A tired-looking teenager. Kind of pale and skinny.
Why are you here?: Cashier/fry cook. Night shift apparently doesn't get too many employees.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: Service with a smile, or whatever the employee handbook says.
Other:

Whacko approaches Dan, giving a huge grin the whole way there. "Hiya. Do you want to eat one of Whacko's, hot dogs?" Whacko proceeds to take out a bunch of balloons in the shape of a hot dog. "Made from real, elastic, balloons."

Name: Fall Guy
Gender: Fall Guy
Description of yourself: Is a Fall Guy
Why are you here?: (Are you a worker? What position do you work in? Are you a customer?): He found Burger King
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: Start a match of Fall Guys
Other: Fall Guy

Name: Juice
Gender: Male
Description of yourself: A guy in a black coat, with a bunch of juice boxes under his coat.
Why are you here?: Customer, but he's not here to buy. He's here to sell.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: To sell juice.
Other: no

Name: Carmes
Gender: Male
Description: Looks like this:
Why are you here?: From a parallel universe visiting Earth. He is a customer.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: The local McDonalds is closed, and he is finding an equivalent to eat at.
Other: nothing for now

Name: Pestilence
Gender: Female
Description of yourself: Completely filthy, with flies buzzing around her. Looks like she could fall apart at any moment.
Why are you here?: Reverse janitor, here to make sure everything is filthy and nobody wants to touch anything. Also provides the meat used.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: To make sure everyone leaves a one star review.
Other: One of the four horsemen of the burger joint, does not have a horse anymore.

Carmes emails the manager and tells him to fire Pestilence (but they can still exist in this topic) for attempting to mess up the Burger King and make it low quality.

Hh... slithers into the Burger King, eyes hollow and mouth devoid of delicious crispy fries. Hh... runs a hand over Dan's face. "Hhhhh.... Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." hh... says.

"Why are you saying 'hh' a lot?" Carmes asks Hh.

"Hh..." Hh... says, clambering into a chair after having not ordered anything.

Whacko slowly turns to Hh... and offers Hh... the hot dog shaped balloon.

Hh... takes a bite out of the balloon, which somehow does not pop. "Hhhh... Hh hhh hhhhhh hhhh hhh..." Hh... says.

why did you make a funny rpg now I have to join

Name: Famous American Rock Band Green Day
Gender: Male/Rock Band
Description of yourself: Green Day From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigationJump to search Not to be confused with Greenery Day, the Japanese holiday. Green Day is an American rock band formed in the East Bay of California in 1987 by lead vocalist and guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong and bassist and backing vocalist Mike Dirnt.
Why are you here?: Customer. Famous American Rock Band Green Day is very hungry.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: Be a Famous American Rock Band

Quote from: DeepFriedBaconName: Fall Guy
Gender: Fall Guy
Description of yourself: Is a Fall Guy
Why are you here?: (Are you a worker? What position do you work in? Are you a customer?): He found Burger King
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: Start a match of Fall Guys
Other: Fall Guy

Quote from: cheesyfriedeggsName: Juice
Gender: Male
Description of yourself: A guy in a black coat, with a bunch of juice boxes under his coat.
Why are you here?: Customer, but he's not here to buy. He's here to sell.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: To sell juice.
Other: no

Quote from: SausageMcSauceName: Carmes
Gender: Male
Description: Looks like this:
Why are you here?: From a parallel universe visiting Earth. He is a customer.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: The local McDonalds is closed, and he is finding an equivalent to eat at.
Other: nothing for now

Quote from: Joyous ThetaName: Pestilence
Gender: Female
Description of yourself: Completely filthy, with flies buzzing around her. Looks like she could fall apart at any moment.
Why are you here?: Reverse janitor, here to make sure everything is filthy and nobody wants to touch anything. Also provides the meat used.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: To make sure everyone leaves a one star review.
Other: One of the four horsemen of the burger joint, does not have a horse anymore.

Quote from: CatsUnitedwhy did you make a funny rpg now I have to join

Name: Famous American Rock Band Green Day
Gender: Male/Rock Band
Description of yourself: Green Day From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigationJump to search Not to be confused with Greenery Day, the Japanese holiday. Green Day is an American rock band formed in the East Bay of California in 1987 by lead vocalist and guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong and bassist and backing vocalist Mike Dirnt.
Why are you here?: Customer. Famous American Rock Band Green Day is very hungry.
What is your sworn mission for this Burger King?: Be a Famous American Rock Band

All accepted

Quote from: Joyous ThetaWhacko approaches Dan, giving a huge grin the whole way there. "Hiya. Do you want to eat one of Whacko's, hot dogs?" Whacko proceeds to take out a bunch of balloons in the shape of a hot dog. "Made from real, elastic, balloons."

"Uhh... sir, I'm supposed to be selling you the food. Would you like to try one of our new Impossible Whoppers?"

"Shh," Whacko says back to Dan, putting a finger to his mouth to silence him all while staring at Hh.... "This one's a funny one..."

Quote from: Joyous Theta"Shh," Whacko says back to Dan, putting a finger to his mouth to silence him all while staring at Hh.... "This one's a funny one..."

"Sir, would you like a burger or not?" Dan says, clearly not understanding what Whacko is talking about.

Hh... finishes the balloon hot dog, and gives Whacko a handful of dried leaves as payment.

Carmes casually eats a Whopper.